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Charlie Szymanski
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Enemy of the state and corporate owned journalist at Reuters Phoenix, AZ
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First attempt to find Reuters people on here: go.bsky.app/JGcTPi3 -- Someday we'll get the Social Media team to get the actual handle up and running.
Like I can see getting a Quest or something because Beat Saber is amazing, but what else does anyone actually want to do with these?
Baseball is the best. But for Seattle baseball just punched them in the face.
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As called by Denis Casavant on TVA Sports:
Maybe America just doesn't deserve to win the World Series this year.
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Sagittarius: The celestial energy is indicating the moment has come to make some important decisions. Apparently the celestial energy has forgotten that you suck at that.
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Runs allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series:

Snell - 1
Yamamoto - 3
Glasnow - 3
Ohtani - 2

Sorry hang on that's *hits* allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series.

Dodger starters also have three home runs this series, which is odd because pitchers no longer hit.
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thought this would be a fun thought experiment but instead 100 percent of the answers are "yes obviously"
is hitting 3 home runs and striking out 10 batters in the NLCS the best game in baseball history
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He’s going to make one explode some day
Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...
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Shohei Ohtani is the first player with two 116+ mph home runs in a game under Statcast (2015, regular season or postseason)

HE IS ALSO PITCHING TONIGHT
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Self-Portrait, by Kazimir Malevich, 1910-11, 📸 via @BRWalkoff
I hate having to switch TV apps because events are on different services. And as far as I know none of these stupid devices let you window the apps. It's a special kind of hellscape we've created for ourselves with this nonsense.
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<sitting on my couch with an apple cider> you've gotta let that pitch hit you in the kneecap man
Made a friend hiking in the Phoenix Mountain Preserve today. Also everything is much greener than usual with all of the rain. Also also, I now hate humidity and even a little bit feels oppressive.
Radio is how baseball is supposed to be. I listen to almost all of the Tigers games, and even if I have it on TV I switch to the radio broadcast.
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This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.

Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
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Penn State head coach Rich Rodriguez
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In all seriousness, one difference between Big Ten and SEC culture is that nobody talks like this. If Georgia had lost to Kentucky and Mississippi State in back-to-back weeks, I do think there'd be a shameless partisan media effort to make it a story about the great depth of the league
The Big Ten is just such a deep league, where a team like Northwestern or UCLA can get anyone any week. This is a testament to the strength of the conference
You gotta fire James Franklin, right?
Honestly the Mariners are likeable so I hope they win it all, but this game is going to haunt me.