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MsCrisis
@mscrisis.bsky.social
(She/Her) BiFurious/NeuroSpicy. GenX. Trans Folx are beautiful/ All truly loving people are welcome. Haters, bigots, mean f*ckers and fucking conservatives, do not MESS with this prairie girl.
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New follows: if you are a man with religious declarations in your bio, I’m going to just block you. I’ve heard quite enough from your ilk for one lifetime. I’m also not at all interested in babies, influencers, or kale.

Ok? Ok.
A person I've known for decades blew up bc I'm dismissive of "Men's Rights day", so let me say it again. Rebrand the day "Men's Mental Health Day" or something actually valid. But rights? No. They already have ALL the rights, and on the day women's are EQUAL, I'll retract the disdain. Until then?
a man and a woman are standing next to each other at a podium .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other at a podium .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Ok! New computer is installed & set up, and so far no serious issues. NOW to go find all those little nooks & crannies hiding AI. Gonna turn alllll that shit off.
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Vacation count doooown! I’m tired. #3
a man on the beach with the word baywatch on the bottom right
Alt: a man on the beach with the word baywatch on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Let's eradicate the species, maybe.
Capricorn: When you find conclusive proof that bankers are actually a form of hairless, sociopathic gorilla no one will be surprised.
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I came home with $20 brownies, a bottle of Saskatoon berry/Earl grey/lavender/orange blossom mocktail mix, and this worried little fidget spood.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Yaaaay it’s Xmas market day at Fort Edmonton Park! It’s SO fun. I go with awesome people, see lovely things, and lights, and there’s a trolley, and yay. Fun.
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
For-profit healthcare is *heinous*. Cons delight in this sort of torture. They do not give one fuck about *anyone* not exactly like them. #NeverVoteConservative
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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It is imperative that you put on music and dance in the kitchen while making a big meal because the animal that gave its life, the pain and exertion of the people who picked your vegetables, all deserve to be honored with joy and reverence
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Mwahahaaa
Capricorn: On the plus side, your death will prove that at least one cryptid is real.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Right so 😂
I know what I did. I tied Wynne up.
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
…I want a trash bag of crispy hash browns pls.
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Well shit, I can do better. 🤔
@mscrisis.bsky.social has swears! They've used 751 profanities in their last 5,727 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (144 times)
🥈 "fuck" (116 times)
🥉 "shit" (88 times)
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
@profanity.accountant tally please!
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’m TIRED today. I need some sunshine, maybe. Outing with my Elder Auntie, dog parp, groc & maybe burgers for dinner?
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Im watching an old (1981 Ghost Story) movie of an old Peter Straub book & Fred Astaire is in it. He reminds me so much of my Gramps. Petite, measured, graceful. I miss him.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Alberta, you can get involved in recalling your UCP MLA operationtotalrecall.ca/canvasser_si...
Canvasser Sign-Up — Operation Total Recall
Join your local recall team and help collect signatures in your riding.
operationtotalrecall.ca
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!

Hah! I am, but very much not a typical Cap.
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I sincerely think my dept Chair has forgotten that I'm going to be gone for a month. I've spent the last week setting up interview itinerary & dates for Feb...and I think he wants to do it all in January. The committee expressed no interest in meeting this month, so wtf is he doing? 😅
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Gmail AI literally will not allow me to finish typing my own sentences. Listen, when I want to be talked over by a fucking robot, I'll build a Bender. That's now turned off. Fuck you, Google! Also fuck generative AI! Relying on it is just sloppy as hell. Use your brains instead!
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I understand why some are upset at Carney and the importance of speaking up when our leaders disappoint, but please know, Danielle Smith will never see her pipeline built.
Even with the MOU, she still needs BC approval, which isn't happening, and she isn't winning the next election.
#cdnpoli
From Theo Moudakis.

Nailed it! #CdnPoli
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Nachos
Money
CHOMOSEX, whatever TF THAT is 😆
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Marriage
Crabs
Pizza

I’d like to opt out plz
Money, Travel, and Chipotle. Rock on.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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🎶 I always feel like somebody's watching me 🎶
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM