Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
banner
mslisam.bsky.social
Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
@mslisam.bsky.social
Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter.


"As seen on Twitter"

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbznx6wknbpukm3tye/feed/aaacjgywm5ney
Pinned
This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
FINNEAS defends sister Billie Eilish amid online backlash over her anti-ICE comments at GRAMMYs:

“Seeing a lot of very powerful old white men outraged about what my 24 year old sister said during her acceptance speech. We can literally see your names in the Epstein files.”
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
New doctor: "Do you still have a uterus?"

Me: "Yes. Do you want it?"
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
In Britain, the Epstein scandal has already led to the disgrace of a prince, the firing of an ambassador, and may lead to the ouster of the prime minister--who wasn't even involved with Epstein. In America, Trump remains secure on his throne.
Maybe Britain could export its sense of shame to America?
February 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
Donald Trump stiffed the help! shocker.

some in ICE say they haven't rec'd bonus, health insurance or even been paid..

bless their heart.
February 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Sometimes you have to be the bitch.
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
I’m shy at first and then gradually turn insane.
February 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
I heard that Epstein considered Steve Bannon to be a better friend than Trump.

No one repeatedly tell that to Trump.
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
Bill Gates says he regrets Epstein ties as ex-wife says questions are his to answer
Bill Gates says he regrets Epstein ties as ex-wife says questions are his to answer
Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates said he regrets his interactions with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein as he faces renewed scrutiny.
www.wcpo.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
The UK government may be collapsing due to an ambassador‘s dealings with #Epstein. Andrew lost his titles and is being banished, possibly out of the country.
US: we put the woman in a summer camp prison and gave her a puppy.
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
Amazon Pulls ‘Melania’ From Local Theater Over Marquee Jokes

www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/ama...
Amazon Pulls ‘Melania’ From Local Theater Over Marquee Jokes
The massive corporation apparently took the time to target a tiny movie house in Lake Oswego, Oregon.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
If Hillary has to testify...

Melinda Gates needs to testify.
Sarah Ferguson needs to testify

AND most importanly

MELANIA needs to testify considering she was in the thick of it!

WTAF is wrong with the U.S.

Scream at the WH gates..

SCREAM!

He says no one cares, prove you care! Scream! 😒
February 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
MELANIA TRUMP: "It is captured on camera and available to see in my new film, 'Melania'"

MELANIA TRUMP MOMENTS LATER: "This is not promotion"
February 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
Guys don't worry. Melania is on the case. 🙄🙄😂😂
Q: Has President Putin agreed to release more Ukrainian children?

MELANIA TRUMP: I'm working on it
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I'm at that "too late for lunch, too early for dinner" time of day.
February 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
Who needs to go out on a date when we can just stay home to rewatch S1 of ANDOR in 4K UHD and makeout babe?!?
February 4, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
The abyss called. That's enough. With all the yelling.
February 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
*eats a peanut butter and 50 mg black cherry gummy sandwich for lunch*
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
This is the pattern. Purchase/Take Over a media source that has informed the public. Then dismantle them to the lowest form:
1. Twitter
2. Meta
3. Washington Post
4. CBS-60 Minutes/News
5. Public Broadcasting
6. Tik Tok

We are up to our necks in state run media.
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
Telling my mother "we're in the endgame now"
October 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
The Justice Department last week released the final 3 million-plus Epstein files — but President Trump and Vice President JD Vance appear to be diverging over what, if anything, should come next.
Trump and Vance differ in their responses to latest Epstein files
While Trump is ready to move on, Vance has signaled willingness to examine some accusations.
www.axios.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I am not in the Epstein Files.
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
my cat saw her shadow this morning so 6 more weeks of midnight zoomies I guess
February 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM