Abye
@mxabye.bsky.social
The 30 something overmused They/Them of mayhem. Sassy book witch.
AlDNI 🚫(Overuse, promotion, and intentionally deceptive use of Al will be blocked)
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MDNI 🔞 (Anyone below 18 will be blocked, I'm generally SFW but no promises.)
AlDNI 🚫(Overuse, promotion, and intentionally deceptive use of Al will be blocked)
&
MDNI 🔞 (Anyone below 18 will be blocked, I'm generally SFW but no promises.)
I absolutely adore how the game cards sit in the system, it has a feel similar to those overlays on the Jaguar and Atari systems that go over the controller, just this element of a "Now Playing" marquee.
One hella cool and rare PC Engine model: The PC Engine LT.
Released in small numbers in late 1991 for just under 100,000 yen, this laptop PCE sports an attached LCD screen, giving it a PSOne-with-screen feel. Or rather (given its squarer appearance), an oversized Game Boy SP.
Released in small numbers in late 1991 for just under 100,000 yen, this laptop PCE sports an attached LCD screen, giving it a PSOne-with-screen feel. Or rather (given its squarer appearance), an oversized Game Boy SP.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I absolutely adore how the game cards sit in the system, it has a feel similar to those overlays on the Jaguar and Atari systems that go over the controller, just this element of a "Now Playing" marquee.
I had waaaaaaaay too much fun messing around with the physics in that room, especially the bar, but also, the glass divider, the TV and sending the magazines flying. It still stands out to me as one of the best examples of completely unnecessary details that totally enhance the experience.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I had waaaaaaaay too much fun messing around with the physics in that room, especially the bar, but also, the glass divider, the TV and sending the magazines flying. It still stands out to me as one of the best examples of completely unnecessary details that totally enhance the experience.
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If you don't love Beatrix at her 😳
You don't deserve Beatrix at her
You don't deserve Beatrix at her
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If you don't love Beatrix at her 😳
You don't deserve Beatrix at her
You don't deserve Beatrix at her
"Tonight on Mythbusters...
Can Adam and Jamie come up with a plan to save a kidnap victim? As they debunk popular rescue methods. The clock is ticking, in the end, will Abye still be kicking?
Meanwhile, Kari and Tory test guns or cars or something IDK."
Can Adam and Jamie come up with a plan to save a kidnap victim? As they debunk popular rescue methods. The clock is ticking, in the end, will Abye still be kicking?
Meanwhile, Kari and Tory test guns or cars or something IDK."
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"Tonight on Mythbusters...
Can Adam and Jamie come up with a plan to save a kidnap victim? As they debunk popular rescue methods. The clock is ticking, in the end, will Abye still be kicking?
Meanwhile, Kari and Tory test guns or cars or something IDK."
Can Adam and Jamie come up with a plan to save a kidnap victim? As they debunk popular rescue methods. The clock is ticking, in the end, will Abye still be kicking?
Meanwhile, Kari and Tory test guns or cars or something IDK."
That John McClane is a dynamite cop.
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
That John McClane is a dynamite cop.
I like the implication that the effect of mass is to leave the building as a fully decked out futuristic soldier.
"And what effect did mass have on you?"
Mrs Abernathy, who is now a 7ft tall Krogan warrior: "I like knitting, kittens, witnessing the glorious shades my enemies bleed, and baking."
"And what effect did mass have on you?"
Mrs Abernathy, who is now a 7ft tall Krogan warrior: "I like knitting, kittens, witnessing the glorious shades my enemies bleed, and baking."
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I like the implication that the effect of mass is to leave the building as a fully decked out futuristic soldier.
"And what effect did mass have on you?"
Mrs Abernathy, who is now a 7ft tall Krogan warrior: "I like knitting, kittens, witnessing the glorious shades my enemies bleed, and baking."
"And what effect did mass have on you?"
Mrs Abernathy, who is now a 7ft tall Krogan warrior: "I like knitting, kittens, witnessing the glorious shades my enemies bleed, and baking."
If Skeleton Warriors was released today, or YouTube was released in 1994...
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If Skeleton Warriors was released today, or YouTube was released in 1994...
There are some VERY disappointed science fiction writers who, after pictured every way that Al could end humanity and the world, did not see this one coming...
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
There are some VERY disappointed science fiction writers who, after pictured every way that Al could end humanity and the world, did not see this one coming...
Probably the most offensive thing about them is that they're not called "XCrocs".
A number of Xbox Crocs customers have reported red ringworms of death appearing on their feet.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Probably the most offensive thing about them is that they're not called "XCrocs".
She died for our fins...
No, seriously, she gets a game over if she eats a fish (it's OK, she liked the fish).
No, seriously, she gets a game over if she eats a fish (it's OK, she liked the fish).
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
She died for our fins...
No, seriously, she gets a game over if she eats a fish (it's OK, she liked the fish).
No, seriously, she gets a game over if she eats a fish (it's OK, she liked the fish).
Walking on the path, a car mounts the curb, lets two people out, I wait for them to get out before continuing, get in front of the stationary car, get beeped at because his highness should be allowed to continue on his way.
God, how I missed the town life.
God, how I missed the town life.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Walking on the path, a car mounts the curb, lets two people out, I wait for them to get out before continuing, get in front of the stationary car, get beeped at because his highness should be allowed to continue on his way.
God, how I missed the town life.
God, how I missed the town life.
I used to work with a guy who installed a Skyrim mod that turned the dragons into Thomas the Tank Engine. He told me he felt a pang of fear when hearing the theme and "choo-choo" noise.
A radio promotion that encouraged meeting Thomas the Tank Engine, complete with choo-choo, did not help.
A radio promotion that encouraged meeting Thomas the Tank Engine, complete with choo-choo, did not help.
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I used to work with a guy who installed a Skyrim mod that turned the dragons into Thomas the Tank Engine. He told me he felt a pang of fear when hearing the theme and "choo-choo" noise.
A radio promotion that encouraged meeting Thomas the Tank Engine, complete with choo-choo, did not help.
A radio promotion that encouraged meeting Thomas the Tank Engine, complete with choo-choo, did not help.
I like dropping Scottish slang and dialect into a sentence to completely throw people off. The inner Scot comes out when I'm around my father's Motherwell side of the family.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I like dropping Scottish slang and dialect into a sentence to completely throw people off. The inner Scot comes out when I'm around my father's Motherwell side of the family.
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Vampire: "So then I say, 'if you're such an angry Belmont, why is your blood type B-Positive', HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-"
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Vampire: "So then I say, 'if you're such an angry Belmont, why is your blood type B-Positive', HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-"
A kid watches Star Wars for the first time, wants to play the game.
They're enjoying the planet spanning adventures of Luke Skywalker, the sandcrawler being the first bump in the road as they take on the lowly fauna and Jawa as they-
OH SHIT IT'S DARTH VADER
They're enjoying the planet spanning adventures of Luke Skywalker, the sandcrawler being the first bump in the road as they take on the lowly fauna and Jawa as they-
OH SHIT IT'S DARTH VADER
"Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru!"
"Luke? What's wrong?"
"I had a scary dream... I was holding this glowing stick and fighting someone dressed in black armour, and I hit him with it, and he turned into a sand scorpion!"
"Now, Luke, it's just a dream. Here, have some blue milk and go back to sleep."
"Luke? What's wrong?"
"I had a scary dream... I was holding this glowing stick and fighting someone dressed in black armour, and I hit him with it, and he turned into a sand scorpion!"
"Now, Luke, it's just a dream. Here, have some blue milk and go back to sleep."
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
A kid watches Star Wars for the first time, wants to play the game.
They're enjoying the planet spanning adventures of Luke Skywalker, the sandcrawler being the first bump in the road as they take on the lowly fauna and Jawa as they-
OH SHIT IT'S DARTH VADER
They're enjoying the planet spanning adventures of Luke Skywalker, the sandcrawler being the first bump in the road as they take on the lowly fauna and Jawa as they-
OH SHIT IT'S DARTH VADER
I don't like this Neo Geo game...
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I don't like this Neo Geo game...
Finally, a counter-argument to "Don't copy that floppy".
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Finally, a counter-argument to "Don't copy that floppy".
Kids begging their parents to buy pie crusts if Wicked hits the younger demographic...
i think we're done with brand partnerships now, actually. don't need any more. pack em up
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Kids begging their parents to buy pie crusts if Wicked hits the younger demographic...
Truly a modern marvel.
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Truly a modern marvel.
This is how the PlayStation GameShark works:
Instructions are sent to a tiny lady that lives in the faux memory card who plays the game expertly for you.
Instructions are sent to a tiny lady that lives in the faux memory card who plays the game expertly for you.
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
This is how the PlayStation GameShark works:
Instructions are sent to a tiny lady that lives in the faux memory card who plays the game expertly for you.
Instructions are sent to a tiny lady that lives in the faux memory card who plays the game expertly for you.
Oh good lord, the "Recycling is now a felony" Simpsons joke is becoming real... www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_U6...
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Oh good lord, the "Recycling is now a felony" Simpsons joke is becoming real... www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_U6...
In another reality, Doctor Jax became the world's favourite Agony Uncle.
"So, tell me Ms S-AX..."
*Scree hiss*
"When was it you started to feel your imposter syndrome?"
*Agonised gurgle, clicking*
"I see, but that just proves you can be whoever you want to be, that armour does not define you."
"So, tell me Ms S-AX..."
*Scree hiss*
"When was it you started to feel your imposter syndrome?"
*Agonised gurgle, clicking*
"I see, but that just proves you can be whoever you want to be, that armour does not define you."
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
In another reality, Doctor Jax became the world's favourite Agony Uncle.
"So, tell me Ms S-AX..."
*Scree hiss*
"When was it you started to feel your imposter syndrome?"
*Agonised gurgle, clicking*
"I see, but that just proves you can be whoever you want to be, that armour does not define you."
"So, tell me Ms S-AX..."
*Scree hiss*
"When was it you started to feel your imposter syndrome?"
*Agonised gurgle, clicking*
"I see, but that just proves you can be whoever you want to be, that armour does not define you."
You can feel the palpable envy from graduates in 3D modelling, who had a tonne of well made models that served no purpose other than demonstrations of skill, and would never be viewed by the public... As they witness one of their peers working on a racing game and adding tires to the sample models.
November 23 1998, Top Gear Overdrive debuted on the N64 in the Americas!
The game features an absolutely iconic array of unlockable vehicles including: Taco
Glass Box Carnival Donkey
N64 Logo
Weiner Mobile with Pickle Tires
The game features an absolutely iconic array of unlockable vehicles including: Taco
Glass Box Carnival Donkey
N64 Logo
Weiner Mobile with Pickle Tires
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You can feel the palpable envy from graduates in 3D modelling, who had a tonne of well made models that served no purpose other than demonstrations of skill, and would never be viewed by the public... As they witness one of their peers working on a racing game and adding tires to the sample models.