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Doug

@mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social

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I'm Doug. I like video games (but not in the problem ways), low-budget trashy isekai anime (sometimes in the problem ways), and experiencing jokes on the worldwide web (usually the problem ways). He/him cis/het trans rights=human rights free Palestine etc

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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · Mar 23

when i open up the posting app (there's posts in it)

my FFXIV character looking at her tomestone (phone) and making a pained expression

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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 1h

I think being a genuine, informed and effective hater is a noble pursuit; so it seemed suspicious that all the anti posts I saw were of the shallow "I always knew this guy was a piece of shit" or "Let's see his fans defend THIS one" variety. Dilettante hater behavior, IMHO.

Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 1h

"if your city is so great how come they want to kill me, specifically: a famous shithead trying to make their lives worse?"

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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 2h

gotta shake my head whenever i see "may cause anal leakage" in the side effects

i need a guarantee, player: no more room for "what ifs" in my life

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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 2h

is it okay if i put another, smaller award in your award's tip jar?

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No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 10h

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 13h

lol I had basically the same thought, i guess i should have scrolled down before looking up a picture to post

Talion and a Fetterman-esque orc guy in Shadow of War

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 18h

work work

Tumblr post:

video games are all about meeting a little elf
outside the city gates that says 'ah... the pernicious
weed!' when you give him a healing herb and then
finding yourself fifteen years later saying "ah... the
pernicious weed!" to yourself in the shower

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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 16h

haha yeah, me too. that's... that's definitely why there's shit in my pants

Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 23h

I pet duck
Duck get cash dollars

the only "scam" here is that Uncle Sam thinks he deserves a cut

Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 23h

old cowboy grimacing, eyes closed and facing away, pointing a gun

cowboy labeled "me," gun labeled "mean dialogue options in RPGs"

Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 1d

you guys ever notice how sometimes the wind sounds exactly like the slide on a pistol, or a knife being unsheathed? #JustHenchmanThings

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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 1d

if there's one thing wealthy people fucking hate more than anything else, it's "unnecessary benefits"

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 1d

that's relatable, imho

a few weeks ago my dad asked me "transporters work by using DNA to make a copy of you while destroying the original, right?"

and i got a big ol' eyeroll when i said "i'm pretty sure transporters work in whichever way introduces the most drama to their specific narrative"

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27d

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Nov 10

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 1d

I get into arguments about this, and people love to say "actually those places are full of awful people: I should know, I've lived in red areas even though I vote Democrat"

?????????

how does one exclude THEMSELVES from their emotional reaction to "you deserve to suffer because of where you live"?

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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 1d

working until you're 73 is good & cool as long as it's under the least capitalist system in western Europe

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Mike Rose @mikerose.bsky.social · 2d

🚀🚀LITTLE ROCKET LAB IS OUT NOW!!! 🚀🚀

4 years of development, finally available on Steam and Game Pass

store.steampowered.com/app/2451100/...

RTs unbelievably appreciated!! <3

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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 1d

...I hope that didn't come off as being a know-it-all: I only bring it up because when I started Esslemont's series, I was unfairly expecting it to be inferior in some manner, as though it were licensed Malazan fan fiction; which it very much is not.

Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 1d

The Malazan setting was co-created by Erikson and Ian C. Esslemont for their IRL TTRPG campaign, so make sure to check out Esslemont's Malazan books, too

Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 1d

man's got a tiny little Sweet Bro/Hella Jeff mouth on him

Sweet Bro falls down the stairs despite Hella Jeff's warnings

Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 1d

from what I know of James Carville, I already believe that the nude ghee & seasoning and the couch ruining are two unrelated acts

Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 1d

used it as a bookmark and it dried up like a old leaf

Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 1d

the only thing I love more than seeing this is seeing "[post deleted]" but a dozen "OMG thank you SO MUCH" replies remain

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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 2d

The King of All Cosmos from the Katamari series, with a speech bubble.

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