Nace GALACTIC 𓅢
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Here we go again. Sports and jokes. Mostly baseball: #phillies & #padres. California.
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
twitter this last week
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
“Daddy’s proud of you,” I cheerfully tell my five year old as he duct tapes the 40s to my hands.
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“Daddy’s proud of you,” I cheerfully tell my five year old as he duct tapes the 40s to my hands.
Game 48. Tomateros de Culiacán at Aguilas de Mexicali.
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Game 48. Tomateros de Culiacán at Aguilas de Mexicali.
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Fernando Rodney has entered the chat…
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Fernando Rodney has entered the chat…
As an optimist, I believe there is a level of incompetence to which I can still rise.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
As an optimist, I believe there is a level of incompetence to which I can still rise.
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When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
Shittles
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Gobsloppers
Gobsloppers
change one letter and ruin a candy
zit kat
zit kat
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Shittles
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I tried so hard, to get these jobs, but in the end, it doesn't even matter
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I tried so hard, to get these jobs, but in the end, it doesn't even matter
LinkedIn Park.
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
LinkedIn Park.
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
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I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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instead of health insurance we should be able to buy HealthGems™ ($99 - BEST DEAL) which can be redeemed for a HealthDrop™ and 1 in every 10000 HealthDrop™s lets you get a free MRI or one month of a drug that keeps you from dying
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
instead of health insurance we should be able to buy HealthGems™ ($99 - BEST DEAL) which can be redeemed for a HealthDrop™ and 1 in every 10000 HealthDrop™s lets you get a free MRI or one month of a drug that keeps you from dying
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What if I told you that two of the central dynamics of baseball are players complaining that umpires are always trying to fuck them and that the other team doesn’t treat them with proper respect.
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November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What if I told you that two of the central dynamics of baseball are players complaining that umpires are always trying to fuck them and that the other team doesn’t treat them with proper respect.
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It’s raining in San Diego and I’m afraid to leave the house. Send beers.
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It’s raining in San Diego and I’m afraid to leave the house. Send beers.