Seán Lynch
@naes.bsky.social
Used to live in the UK as a bald man. Now living in Norway as a colder, balder man. He/him.
Asking my friends if they're going to see Wuthering Heights
February 10, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Asking my friends if they're going to see Wuthering Heights
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Sending my resume but it's just a link to this review.
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Sending my resume but it's just a link to this review.
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January 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
They are taking some absolutely insane liberties with these Beatles films.
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 PM
They are taking some absolutely insane liberties with these Beatles films.
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Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
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Cybertruck tried to fight Shiva, the ice summon from Final Fantasy
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Cybertruck tried to fight Shiva, the ice summon from Final Fantasy
Pitching one of these as the vehicle for the next season of Idris Elba's "Hijack"
January 28, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Pitching one of these as the vehicle for the next season of Idris Elba's "Hijack"
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Who's the official cig sponsor for the upcoming LA games
January 28, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Who's the official cig sponsor for the upcoming LA games
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In Norway, "Taskmaster" is called "Kongen Befaler", which means "The King Commands", while in New Zealand, "Taskmaster" is called "Taskmaster NZ" which means "Taskmaster New Zealand".
January 27, 2026 at 12:28 PM
In Norway, "Taskmaster" is called "Kongen Befaler", which means "The King Commands", while in New Zealand, "Taskmaster" is called "Taskmaster NZ" which means "Taskmaster New Zealand".
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mama mia, so much snow 🐧
January 25, 2026 at 4:29 PM
mama mia, so much snow 🐧
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scully you're not gonna believe this
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
scully you're not gonna believe this
I really hope they make that third "28 Years Later" film, not least so I can ditch the term "legasequels" and instead refer to them as a "hereditrilogy", which is much, much worse.
January 23, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I really hope they make that third "28 Years Later" film, not least so I can ditch the term "legasequels" and instead refer to them as a "hereditrilogy", which is much, much worse.
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“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
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Awful day yesterday. So first, all these assholes get on the wrong bus
January 20, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Awful day yesterday. So first, all these assholes get on the wrong bus
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![Ryan Vance (@ryanjjvance) on twitter:
"summoning circle, hope this works"
[partial circle of candles around the words:]
A cure
For being clums- [a flame]
Ah shit [another flame]
Ah no [more flames]
[even more flames] Oh no oh no
[inferno]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreih7wlqglc4aeij2hbd5mrt2qicaxhgxvjq4ulk3o34n2po5jrrfby@jpeg)
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Something I forgot to show off, messing around with GMK Godzilla!
January 20, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Something I forgot to show off, messing around with GMK Godzilla!
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Did a piece for the David Lynch art show this coming weekend at the CTN Studio in Burbank, curated by @nicocolaleo.bsky.social ! It was fun going outside my comfort zone approach-wise, and learned a lot painting it. Hope to see a bunch of you there!
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Did a piece for the David Lynch art show this coming weekend at the CTN Studio in Burbank, curated by @nicocolaleo.bsky.social ! It was fun going outside my comfort zone approach-wise, and learned a lot painting it. Hope to see a bunch of you there!
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He cooked with this one
January 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
He cooked with this one
Russell tweets like a dad would text
January 18, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Russell tweets like a dad would text
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bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you
November 11, 2024 at 7:27 AM
bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you
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dracula calls clocks venn diagrams
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
dracula calls clocks venn diagrams