Hanz_Olo
@nathansmith.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
Mike Flanagan should be like “Fuck it, my next film is The Shawshank Redemption!”
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Mike Flanagan should be like “Fuck it, my next film is The Shawshank Redemption!”
Oh no drafts are here
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Oh no drafts are here
Today on NPR I heard somebody compare the simulation of human intelligence that AI produces to weather simulations and how that doesn’t mean it’s real weather.
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Today on NPR I heard somebody compare the simulation of human intelligence that AI produces to weather simulations and how that doesn’t mean it’s real weather.
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A.I. needs to watch its back, I'm coming for its job.
Borrow tons of money with no chance of ever making it back? Kid shit.
Lie that I'm good at stuff that I'll never be good at? Doing it now.
Always be 5 years away from meeting my potential? Buddy, that's my life story.
Borrow tons of money with no chance of ever making it back? Kid shit.
Lie that I'm good at stuff that I'll never be good at? Doing it now.
Always be 5 years away from meeting my potential? Buddy, that's my life story.
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
A.I. needs to watch its back, I'm coming for its job.
Borrow tons of money with no chance of ever making it back? Kid shit.
Lie that I'm good at stuff that I'll never be good at? Doing it now.
Always be 5 years away from meeting my potential? Buddy, that's my life story.
Borrow tons of money with no chance of ever making it back? Kid shit.
Lie that I'm good at stuff that I'll never be good at? Doing it now.
Always be 5 years away from meeting my potential? Buddy, that's my life story.
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
Because we’re watching on HULU there’s a slight delay, so 30 seconds before we see a goal happen our neighbourhood erupts in massive fireworks. #seattleseahawks
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Because we’re watching on HULU there’s a slight delay, so 30 seconds before we see a goal happen our neighbourhood erupts in massive fireworks. #seattleseahawks
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Nothing better than a blessing from Blitz. Wishing Coach Macdonald and the entire team the best of luck out on the field.
Very proud to be a 12 today. Let's go Seahawks!! 💙💚
Very proud to be a 12 today. Let's go Seahawks!! 💙💚
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Nothing better than a blessing from Blitz. Wishing Coach Macdonald and the entire team the best of luck out on the field.
Very proud to be a 12 today. Let's go Seahawks!! 💙💚
Very proud to be a 12 today. Let's go Seahawks!! 💙💚
My kid—who is deep into her Disney princess dress phase, btw—will just randomly sing “strawberry fields forever.” I hit the kiddo jackpot.
February 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
My kid—who is deep into her Disney princess dress phase, btw—will just randomly sing “strawberry fields forever.” I hit the kiddo jackpot.
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Our founders, though deeply flawed, understood that democracy requires an informed citizenry and a government accountable to it people. That’s why the press is the only profession protected by the Constitution. It’s also why autocrats and oligarchs seek to control and destroy it.
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Our founders, though deeply flawed, understood that democracy requires an informed citizenry and a government accountable to it people. That’s why the press is the only profession protected by the Constitution. It’s also why autocrats and oligarchs seek to control and destroy it.
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The Washington Post cuts are devastating. Washington, DC, locals deserve to have dedicated journalists looking out for the public interest in their backyard. Jeff Bezos clearly doesn't give a shit about that. But it seems he doesn't care about the paper's national significance, either.
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 AM
The Washington Post cuts are devastating. Washington, DC, locals deserve to have dedicated journalists looking out for the public interest in their backyard. Jeff Bezos clearly doesn't give a shit about that. But it seems he doesn't care about the paper's national significance, either.
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Jesus Christ. Waking up everyday with this man in charge of the country is like feeding your mental health into a woodchipper.
February 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Jesus Christ. Waking up everyday with this man in charge of the country is like feeding your mental health into a woodchipper.
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🔴 Brand new comic now up on @boingboing.net
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YOU might be a Dangerous Criminal! Here’s a handy quiz to find out if you are:
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YOU might be a Dangerous Criminal! Here’s a handy quiz to find out if you are:
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Tom the Dancing Bug: How to find out if YOU are a dangerous criminal
Tom the Dancing Bug: Are You a Dangerous Criminal? A Handy Quiz 👉 Please join the team that makes it possible for your friendly neighborhood comic strip Tom the Dancing…
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February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
🔴 Brand new comic now up on @boingboing.net
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YOU might be a Dangerous Criminal! Here’s a handy quiz to find out if you are:
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boingboing.net/2026/02/04/t...
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YOU might be a Dangerous Criminal! Here’s a handy quiz to find out if you are:
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boingboing.net/2026/02/04/t...
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The meatloaf I made was really good. I'm going to open a meatloaf restaurant.
February 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
The meatloaf I made was really good. I'm going to open a meatloaf restaurant.
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Star Trek invented the idea of automatic doors.
The sliding doors on the Enterprise were pure sci-fi in the 60s.
Now we walk through them every day without thinking.
The future didn’t arrive loudly.
It just… slid open.
The sliding doors on the Enterprise were pure sci-fi in the 60s.
Now we walk through them every day without thinking.
The future didn’t arrive loudly.
It just… slid open.
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Star Trek invented the idea of automatic doors.
The sliding doors on the Enterprise were pure sci-fi in the 60s.
Now we walk through them every day without thinking.
The future didn’t arrive loudly.
It just… slid open.
The sliding doors on the Enterprise were pure sci-fi in the 60s.
Now we walk through them every day without thinking.
The future didn’t arrive loudly.
It just… slid open.
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February 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
My little kid is really into saying “I need to tell you some bad news” and “Speaking of ______” lately. It’s pretty great/alarming!
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 AM
My little kid is really into saying “I need to tell you some bad news” and “Speaking of ______” lately. It’s pretty great/alarming!
A sad day for humanity, the arts, and obvious wigs
January 31, 2026 at 1:57 AM
A sad day for humanity, the arts, and obvious wigs
We’re in the stage of democracy where Pink Houses by John Cougar Mellencamp makes me cry
January 31, 2026 at 1:56 AM
We’re in the stage of democracy where Pink Houses by John Cougar Mellencamp makes me cry
This beautiful Batman art reminds me that I don’t know how often there’s Batman art that features anything other than a full moon. Leads one to think that maybe Bruce was a bitten by a Batman.
January 29, 2026 at 4:28 PM
This beautiful Batman art reminds me that I don’t know how often there’s Batman art that features anything other than a full moon. Leads one to think that maybe Bruce was a bitten by a Batman.
I want someone—anyone—to ask the president, “Is Liam the ‘worst of the worst’?”
Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
January 27, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I want someone—anyone—to ask the president, “Is Liam the ‘worst of the worst’?”
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Street art memorializing Alex Pretti in Seattle. Per r/Seattle, it was painted on a building facing Swedish Hospital in the First Hill neighborhood www.reddit.com/r/nursing/co...
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Street art memorializing Alex Pretti in Seattle. Per r/Seattle, it was painted on a building facing Swedish Hospital in the First Hill neighborhood www.reddit.com/r/nursing/co...
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Bovino is just the patsy - a noxious and odious fall guy. Stephen Miller is the architect and prime mover of the whole thing. Everything they do is at his direction - often after his threats. As long as he runs policy in the WH, nothing will change no matter how many Bovinos come and go.
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Bovino is just the patsy - a noxious and odious fall guy. Stephen Miller is the architect and prime mover of the whole thing. Everything they do is at his direction - often after his threats. As long as he runs policy in the WH, nothing will change no matter how many Bovinos come and go.