AJ
@ncsox.bsky.social
Based on a true story. Red Sox fan. I'm a Hall & Oates apologist. Serial comma aficionado. The Daily Mail once wrote an article about one of my posts. Sorry about that.
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@ncsox.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I tweeted a funny newspaper headline about hand jobs that went viral and had about 300,000 likes.
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i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
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February 8, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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Imagine going to Italy and bringing food from home. Unprecedented depths of loserdom afoot. bsky.app/profile/hock...
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Imagine going to Italy and bringing food from home. Unprecedented depths of loserdom afoot. bsky.app/profile/hock...
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Awful news this morning. Terrance Gore, one of the fastest men in baseball in the last 20 years, died last night, evidently from unexpected complications during a routine surgery. He was 34 years old.
February 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Awful news this morning. Terrance Gore, one of the fastest men in baseball in the last 20 years, died last night, evidently from unexpected complications during a routine surgery. He was 34 years old.
Dog: "I love this food! It’s my favorite!"
Same dog, 10 years later: "I love this food. It’s my favorite!"
Cat: "I love this food. It’s my favorite!"
Same cat, 1 day later: "Get this shit away from me. I hate it."
Same dog, 10 years later: "I love this food. It’s my favorite!"
Cat: "I love this food. It’s my favorite!"
Same cat, 1 day later: "Get this shit away from me. I hate it."
February 7, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Dog: "I love this food! It’s my favorite!"
Same dog, 10 years later: "I love this food. It’s my favorite!"
Cat: "I love this food. It’s my favorite!"
Same cat, 1 day later: "Get this shit away from me. I hate it."
Same dog, 10 years later: "I love this food. It’s my favorite!"
Cat: "I love this food. It’s my favorite!"
Same cat, 1 day later: "Get this shit away from me. I hate it."
Son of a ...
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February 7, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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This is the most Gastonia story ever. www.wbtv.com/2026/02/06/v...
Video: Person appears to get back tattoo in Gastonia Wendy’s dining room
An online video is gaining traction, showing what appeared to be a shirtless person getting a back tattoo at a Gastonia Wendy’s.
www.wbtv.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
This is the most Gastonia story ever. www.wbtv.com/2026/02/06/v...
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Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"
February 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"
They weren't booing. They were just saying "UUUUUUUUUUUSHA!"
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
They weren't booing. They were just saying "UUUUUUUUUUUSHA!"
I think this is finally the year I don't renew my MLBtv subscription. Congratulations to @mlb.com for losing diehard baseball fans who have been throwing money at you for years.
MLB TV will remain $150 a season but look at this BS they’re trying to pull. You cannot “buy” MLB TV without buying ESPN Unlimited, but they give you a one month free trial, and then the hope is you forget to cancel since you don’t need ESPN to have MLB TV, only to initially purchase.
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I think this is finally the year I don't renew my MLBtv subscription. Congratulations to @mlb.com for losing diehard baseball fans who have been throwing money at you for years.
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Buck Martinez has announced his retirement.
What a career, what a man, what a friend.
When he was traded to the #BlueJays in 1981, he thought that was the end of the road. Today, he retires as one of the most important people in this country's baseball history. To Buck 🥃
What a career, what a man, what a friend.
When he was traded to the #BlueJays in 1981, he thought that was the end of the road. Today, he retires as one of the most important people in this country's baseball history. To Buck 🥃
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Buck Martinez has announced his retirement.
What a career, what a man, what a friend.
When he was traded to the #BlueJays in 1981, he thought that was the end of the road. Today, he retires as one of the most important people in this country's baseball history. To Buck 🥃
What a career, what a man, what a friend.
When he was traded to the #BlueJays in 1981, he thought that was the end of the road. Today, he retires as one of the most important people in this country's baseball history. To Buck 🥃
The thing about that horrible, racist thing posted on Fanta Hitler's social this morning is that you know he doesn't post those himself. So, there is a person or team who comes up with this stuff and posts it under his account. That's almost worse.
February 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The thing about that horrible, racist thing posted on Fanta Hitler's social this morning is that you know he doesn't post those himself. So, there is a person or team who comes up with this stuff and posts it under his account. That's almost worse.
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My high school temporarily changed the spelling of its name to Drakeut High fron Dracut High for the Super Bowl if you're wondering what's going on in New England
February 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
My high school temporarily changed the spelling of its name to Drakeut High fron Dracut High for the Super Bowl if you're wondering what's going on in New England
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Arcade Führer
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Arcade Führer
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February 6, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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That third pic looks like the mascots are fleeing a Unite the Right rally.
Rays have released renderings for their estimated $2.3 billion ballpark as their plan to move from St. Petersburg to Tampa Bay progresses
The Rays new ballpark would be next to the Buccaneers stadium and the Yankees Spring Training facility
(via @Ry_Bass)
The Rays new ballpark would be next to the Buccaneers stadium and the Yankees Spring Training facility
(via @Ry_Bass)
February 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
That third pic looks like the mascots are fleeing a Unite the Right rally.
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Welcome to the Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame Class of 2026
Read the story: baseballhalloffame.ca/welcome-hall...
#canadianbaseballhalloffame #canadianbaseball #halloffamer
@sportsnetpr.bsky.social @tsnofficial.bsky.social @cdnpress.bsky.social @torontobluejays.bsky.social @cardinals.com @angels.com
Read the story: baseballhalloffame.ca/welcome-hall...
#canadianbaseballhalloffame #canadianbaseball #halloffamer
@sportsnetpr.bsky.social @tsnofficial.bsky.social @cdnpress.bsky.social @torontobluejays.bsky.social @cardinals.com @angels.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Welcome to the Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame Class of 2026
Read the story: baseballhalloffame.ca/welcome-hall...
#canadianbaseballhalloffame #canadianbaseball #halloffamer
@sportsnetpr.bsky.social @tsnofficial.bsky.social @cdnpress.bsky.social @torontobluejays.bsky.social @cardinals.com @angels.com
Read the story: baseballhalloffame.ca/welcome-hall...
#canadianbaseballhalloffame #canadianbaseball #halloffamer
@sportsnetpr.bsky.social @tsnofficial.bsky.social @cdnpress.bsky.social @torontobluejays.bsky.social @cardinals.com @angels.com
Full throttle.
The Boston Red Sox addressed their need for an infielder on Wednesday, reportedly signing utility man Isiah Kiner-Falefa to a one-year contract. on.nbcboston.com/tpg5oSy
Red Sox sign utility man Isiah Kiner-Falefa: Report
The Red Sox have reportedly signed utility man Isiah Kiner-Falefa to a one-year contract.
on.nbcboston.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Full throttle.
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Shirley Povich writing in 1962, with the most immaculate burn conceivable of the Redskins awful, vile owner George Preston Marshall, the last NFL owner to insist on an all white roster: "Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday." RIP WaPo.
February 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Shirley Povich writing in 1962, with the most immaculate burn conceivable of the Redskins awful, vile owner George Preston Marshall, the last NFL owner to insist on an all white roster: "Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday." RIP WaPo.
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So the Tigers wouldn’t give Tarek Skubal $32M for this season but they gave Framber 3 years/$115M?
Help.
Help.
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
So the Tigers wouldn’t give Tarek Skubal $32M for this season but they gave Framber 3 years/$115M?
Help.
Help.
The NBA trade deadline always resembles drunk people in a bar rushing to hook up before closing time.
February 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
The NBA trade deadline always resembles drunk people in a bar rushing to hook up before closing time.
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February 3, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).