Nicholas "Dead" Skelington
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Nicholas "Dead" Skelington
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Stand up comic railing against a collapsing world. Let's fight the long defeat together
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Drew McWeeny says Kevin O'Leary can go fuck himself.
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Guys, there's no evidence ICE is buying guided warheads. The contract in question is for normal distraction devices, the kind they've been using for years.
I'm seeing a lot of people claiming ICE has guided warheads. This seems to be based on a Substack newsletter which as best I can tell was referring to this contract. This contract is for distraction devices (sound grenades), but the PSC is for guided warheads

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The U.S. Capitol Police were called about an American flag altered to include a swastika and displayed inside the office of Rep. Dave Taylor (R-Ohio), his spokesperson said. t.co/8cPxmF79rx
I read that they will be releasing a 100 minute version to theaters next year with select performances and then something for home release with extra content and behind the scenes stuff, but nothing on the radar for the full 9+ hour show
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Let me tell you, no one makes worse dietary decisions than an elderly diabetic man at a diner
I watched this at my cousin's place with his babies and I was blown away. I heard Golden while taking a piss at the grocery store the next day and it was the greatest wee of my life
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Oh boy! A good old fashioned impersonator. Following all women…ew.

Seriously, ladies. I will NOT slide into your DMs. Do not send “me” money or lewds. I’ve reported, but multiple reports can’t hurt.
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every asshole on this website loudly braying that elections either won’t happen or won’t be fair in 2026 had better be buying an inflatable costume and sturdy walking shoes for this saturday, because if truly believe that, you’re not gonna like what the next step is
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"Chicago isn't licking boots!

No hate no fear. Immigrants are welcome here. All power to the people.

No human is illegal.
No raids. No deportation. Down with the occupation!"

#HandsOffChicago #AbolishICE
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A former DOGE staffer developed an AI tool that hallucinated the size of Veterans Affairs contracts.

For example, it concluded that more than a thousand deals were each worth $34 million, when in fact some were for as little as $35,000.

(Published June)
DOGE Developed Error-Prone AI Tool to “Munch” Veterans Affairs Contracts
We obtained records showing how a Department of Government Efficiency staffer with no medical experience used artificial intelligence to identify which VA contracts to kill. “AI is absolutely the wron...
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There’s an interview going around about AI, so before there are any questions, let me state unequivocally that BLACK PHONE 2 is 100% organic. AI was not used at any stage of the filmmaking from idea generation, research, look books, writing, onscreen images - anything. We’re old school and love it.
I think extinction is the best course for humanity and yet I'm the most stabilizing force in the household. I can barely take care of myself, if you can call it that, but I'm in charge of two disabled people's lives because profits over everything, fuck the rest to death. I'm well past burn out.
Better plan. I'm going to get baked as hell and touch myself while listening to the Reading Rainbow theme song on repeat
It's after 5am and I can't sleep because I saw a late showing of The Long Walk and let me tell you, fuck this movie all the way to Hell because it's exhausting seeing your psyche on screen for 4 hours but it was also only 94 minutes. Fuck it, let's fire up THREADS and finish me off.
It's after 5am and I can't sleep because I saw a late showing of The Long Walk and let me tell you, fuck this movie all the way to Hell because it's exhausting seeing your psyche on screen for 4 hours but it was also only 94 minutes. Fuck it, let's fire up THREADS and finish me off.
Started watching horror on September 1st and man, with all the shit going down, they don't hit as hard as they used too. It's difficult to feel terror when your levels are blown out by collapse and fascism. I got a new bit out of it, I guess, but it ain't worth the cost of this madness
Anyway, I have some from this company as well that my friend has purchased for me. I'm a big old bear and I like how they feel, so hopefully you will be able to find something that works. Good luck!
So I hit up my amazing friend, who is dealing with POTS and she said the following:

"This is the only brand I've found that actually fits me (size 7 women's).
I like them because they have mild compression and they don't break the bank."

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HENRIKSEN. My phone is hell bent on making me look like a git
God damnit. Let's try again. I love everything about this.