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Pissed off, opinionated, argumentative semi-sociopath
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"I was only following orders" wasn't an acceptable excuse at the Nuremberg trials & won't work now.

#AccountabilityIsComing
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 7:31 PM
January 26, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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Some sympathy for Trump on the Nobel prize thing tbh. We once made up the Leith Brewers Association and announced we’d won their Best Brewer award then people started congratulating us and even though we knew it was total bullshit it still felt reeeeeal good.
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Gold price soars after Trump's threat of new tariffs. Guessing he bought a lot of gold recently
January 19, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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If you're reading this from #Greenland, check the release date for the next batch of the #Epstein files. The day before will be the invasion date.
January 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Gemini: It’s a new year full of human interactions to avoid.
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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There’s one day of deliveries remaining in 2025.

Last Glasgow deliveries will be on 30 December and last deliveries to mainland UK will be on 31 December.

Please place your order by Monday 29 December.
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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CNN political commentator Ana Navarro called FIFA President Gianni Infantino giving President Donald Trump a "peace prize" an attempt at "sucking up" to Trump and compared it to a parent giving a child a toy phone.

Read more about the Fifa Peace Prize here: https://cnn.it/4rGBgOd
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Can't watch that draw rubbish. Somebody let me know how Scotland get on.
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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New documents show Peter Mandelson was in contact with Jeffrey Epstein over email until 2016. More recently, they've been forced to change their means of communication
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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#HeinekenUK announced today it's reducing the alcohol content of Foster's Lager 3.7% to 3.4% claiming this is to meet "demands for a more health-conscious lifestyle." No mention of the fortune it will save on duty! In Feb it also reduced the ABV of Sol to 3.4% while increasing Draught prices by 2.9%
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Well at least you know where the weak spot is.
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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i took a british guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone
December 13, 2023 at 2:47 PM
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RIP Paul Daniel "Ace" Frehley
October 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Gemini: Sure, your life choices will ultimately be your undoing, but you’re the type of stubborn that makes Fate weep so there’s that.
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Gemini: Sorry you didn’t get raptured. Jesus was going to bring you until 10,000 people signed a petition against it.
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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What about those who supported the hanging of Pence?
September 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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If by "morning person" you mean I wake up at 4 am staring into the inky blackness imagining horrific outcomes, then yes, I'm a morning person.
November 13, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck
February 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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I thought I was a good person until my daughter asked "Would you step on a dog for 8 million dollars?"
August 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor?
All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!*

*victim's names redacted, of course
August 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Just seen a guy unicycling across Great Junction Street which is good because it means we no longer hold the title of Leith’s most gentrifying twats.
August 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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August 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM