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Pissed off, opinionated, argumentative semi-sociopath
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There’s one day of deliveries remaining in 2025.

Last Glasgow deliveries will be on 30 December and last deliveries to mainland UK will be on 31 December.

Please place your order by Monday 29 December.
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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CNN political commentator Ana Navarro called FIFA President Gianni Infantino giving President Donald Trump a "peace prize" an attempt at "sucking up" to Trump and compared it to a parent giving a child a toy phone.

Read more about the Fifa Peace Prize here: https://cnn.it/4rGBgOd
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Can't watch that draw rubbish. Somebody let me know how Scotland get on.
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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New documents show Peter Mandelson was in contact with Jeffrey Epstein over email until 2016. More recently, they've been forced to change their means of communication
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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#HeinekenUK announced today it's reducing the alcohol content of Foster's Lager 3.7% to 3.4% claiming this is to meet "demands for a more health-conscious lifestyle." No mention of the fortune it will save on duty! In Feb it also reduced the ABV of Sol to 3.4% while increasing Draught prices by 2.9%
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Well at least you know where the weak spot is.
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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i took a british guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone
December 13, 2023 at 2:47 PM
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RIP Paul Daniel "Ace" Frehley
October 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Gemini: Sure, your life choices will ultimately be your undoing, but you’re the type of stubborn that makes Fate weep so there’s that.
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Gemini: Sorry you didn’t get raptured. Jesus was going to bring you until 10,000 people signed a petition against it.
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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What about those who supported the hanging of Pence?
September 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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If by "morning person" you mean I wake up at 4 am staring into the inky blackness imagining horrific outcomes, then yes, I'm a morning person.
November 13, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck
February 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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I thought I was a good person until my daughter asked "Would you step on a dog for 8 million dollars?"
August 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor?
All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!*

*victim's names redacted, of course
August 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Just seen a guy unicycling across Great Junction Street which is good because it means we no longer hold the title of Leith’s most gentrifying twats.
August 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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August 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Tom Lehrer, the popular and erudite song satirist who lampooned marriage, politics, racism and the Cold War, then largely abandoned his music career to return to teaching math at Harvard and other universities, has died. He was 97. cnn.it/4mcSD5N
July 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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reader i sputtered
July 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Gemini: If you believe in yourself, you can create the illusion that anything’s possible.
July 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Hello?? That's because Trump is in the middle of it. He was the most prominent person who spent time with Ebstein. When Trump finally looked at the paperwork, he saw primarily Republican piece of shit rich friends in the mix that's why they're hiding it!! Doesn't take a genius.
July 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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No sooner had the Romans built the aqueduct, craft brewers set up in every available arch.
Drop some Windows
July 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Morning!

The shop is open today from 12 till 6 for park beers, garden beers, balcony beers, barbecue beers, watching the tennis beers, or sitting on the couch with the curtains closed beers.

The Southside will be the hottest place in the UK today apparently. Stay hydrated 🍻
July 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM