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Nerves "A 2/2 Bear Token" End @nervesend.bsky.social · Dec 15

Suppose I should do some kinda introduction post since I've been gaining followers lately.

I'm Nerves and I post about Tabletop RPGs, Magic the Gathering, Wargaming and my various other hobbies.

Also kaiju.

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CC Kirby @cckirby.bsky.social · 3h

Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 10h

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 6h

topical

a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

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Nerves "A 2/2 Bear Token" End @nervesend.bsky.social · 9h

Being born in the nineties means I missed most of the OG cartoon but watched the live action movies a lot and 2003 show.
The IDW comics are third after those two.

InfiniTokens Dry Erase Tokens @infinitokens.com · 13h

For TMNT fans, what is your favorite iteration of them out of the dozens that exist?

Reply with a gif or image of what you think of when you hear "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

#MYGxTMNT #TMNT

An image from the movie poster of the original 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

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🌿🛸🦠🦕🧪🌀🦎 @iggy666.bsky.social · Jul 27

yoshi fujoshi

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 18h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Nerves "A 2/2 Bear Token" End @nervesend.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah they finally got me with a Chase card.

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 16h

The #MTGxTMNT set has four borderless headliner cards that feature art by Kevin Eastman, the original illustrator of TMNT. Take a look at that shiny signature stamp! So rad.

This image shows off the card ""Leonardo, Sewer Samurai"". Three mana, white mana. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Rare Rarity.

Cart art: This full art treatment is done in the black and white comic book style of original TMNT comic creator Kevin Eastman. It depicts a humanoid turtle leaping over the rooftops of a city. The card boxes are lined in gold and the rules text box is signed in gold by Eastman with a doodle of a samurai helmet.

Rules text: Sneak Two mana, two white mana.
Double strike.
During your turn you may cast creature spells with power or toughness one or less from your graveyard. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it. Power three/toughness three.

Nerves "A 2/2 Bear Token" End @nervesend.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah this whips actually

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 16h

The new #MTGxTMNT mechanic Sneak might feel familiar - it's another great way to deliver a surprise punch to your opponent for an alternate casting cost.

This image depicts the card "Raphael's Technique". Four mana, two red. Instant. Rare Rarity.

Card Art: This illustration depicts a humanoid turtle crossing his arms infront of his face, each hand holds a twin sai, as he looks at the audience. Around him, energy forms into the shape of his gritting determined face.

Rules text: Sneak two mana, one red (You may cast this spell for two mana, one red if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards.

Flavor text: "Change of plans!"

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 16h

There's nothing better than the original. Keep an eye out for 20 Borderless Source Material cards throughout the #MTGxTMNT set that feature original artwork from the TMNT franchise.

This image depicts the card "Doubling Season". Four mana, one green. Enchantment. Mythic rarity.

Card art: This full art illustration depicts four humanoid turtles in their original comic art style posing on a rooftop, prepared for battle with a city skyline behind them.

Rules text: If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
If an effect would put one or more counters on a permaent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 16h

"They're the world's most fearsome fighting team!" #MTGxTMNT

This image depicts the card "Heroes in a Half Shell". One white, one blue, one black, one red, one green. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card Art: This illustration shows four humanoid turtle ninja warriors leaping towards the viewer. Each has his own specific weapon and style. From left to right: A bulky turtle weilding twin sai and yelling, a turtle with goggles on his forehead winding a bo staff to swing, a turtle with a confident smirk wields twin katana at the viewer and a seemingly carefree turtle leaps backwards with nun-chucks swirling in his hands and a wide smile on his face.

Rules text: Vigilance, menace, trample, haste.
Whenever one or more Mutants, Ninjas and/or Turtles you control deal combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures and draw a card.

Flavor text: "They're the world's mostfearsom fighting team!"

This image depicts the card "Turtles Forever". Three mana, one white. Instant. Rare rarity.

Card art: This illustration shows four humanoid turtles drawn in different art styles engaging and interacting with one another. Behind them, the painterly skyline of a city.

Rules text: Search your library and/or outside the game for exactly four legendary creature cards you own with different names, then reveal those cards. An opponent chooses two of them. Put the chosedn cards into your hand and shuffle the rest into your library.

Flavor text: "See you around the multiverse, bros."
- One Leonardo to another

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Nerves "A 2/2 Bear Token" End @nervesend.bsky.social · 14h

Crazy how both games have the same enemy name lol

Nerves "A 2/2 Bear Token" End @nervesend.bsky.social · 14h

Wild to say but man the Turtles set seems way better than the Spidey set and I wasn't even that down on Spidey.

Nerves "A 2/2 Bear Token" End @nervesend.bsky.social · 14h

The Mass Effect series real did bail making those big guys fucking scary

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 16h

Combining individual strengths to create a dream team is a core part of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Each Partner card in the #MTGxTMNT Commander Deck highlights those strengths and adds a different flair to your path to victory.

This image depicts the Leonardo, The Balance card. Three mana, one white. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card art: This art depitcts a humanoid turtle warrior standing in a crouched defensive postion with two twin katana held in each hand, his arms crossed to protect his torso.

Rules text: Whenever a token you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Do this only once each turn.
White mana, blue mana, black mana, red mana, green mana: Creature you control gain menace, trample and lifelinkt until end of turn.
Partner - Character select (You can have two Commanders if both have this ability) Power 3/Toughness 3

This image depicts the card "Donatello, the Brains". Two mana, one blue. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card Art: This is an illustration of a humanoid turtle sitting at an L shaped desk. He has one hand hovering over a keyboard while he turns his body away from the computer and towards a small tube filled with ooze. On another part of the table, a piece of pizza sits on a plate as a rat nibbles at the toppings.

Rules text: I one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a Mutagen token are created instead.
Partner - Character Select (You can have two Commanders if both have this ability)
Power two/toughness four

Flavor text: "I always thought there 'd be more to the ooze."

This image depicts the card of "Raphael, the Muscle". Four mana, red mana. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card art: This is an illustation of a humanoid turtle with broad shoulders and a thick muscled build. His arms are frozen mid swipe as clutched in each hand is a twin sai held backwards. His mouth is set into a snarl.

Rules text: Double all damage that creature you control with counters on them would deal.
When Raphael enters, create a Mutagen token.
Partners -- Character Select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.) Power four, toughness four.

This image depicts the card "Michelangelo, the Heart". One mana, one green. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Card art: This is an illustration of a humanoid turtle breakdancing and frozen in a one arm hand stand in front of a well loved couch. He kicks his legs in two different directions, one in front of him, the other catching a pizza box and his other arm is holding up a pizza. Another pizza box rests on his head as he smiles.

Rules text: Trample.
Raid (the Fridge) - At the beginning of your second main phase, if you attacked this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token.
Partner - Character Select (You may have two commanders f you both have this ability) Power two/toughness one.

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 1d

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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 1d

Dear every fucking reporter

Trump is not cracking down on the left

Trump is making up lies to attack America

We don't need to hear from 10 citizens who have never been to Portland, give their opinion on the state of Portland - we need objective truth about what is happening you spineless fucks

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Ebil @ebil.bsky.social · 1d

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preternia @preternia.com · 1d

Hasbro Star Wars Black Series 6” Kyle Katarn on display at NYCC.

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Nerves "A 2/2 Bear Token" End @nervesend.bsky.social · 2d

I'll regale you with stories later on call. But yes I am very much.

Nerves "A 2/2 Bear Token" End @nervesend.bsky.social · 2d

I understand why plenty of MTG might not vibe with certain sets, but like we're seeing the rise of fascism and ever growing attacks on our most marginalized populations, if the state of the cardboard game is really bumming you out it's easy to just focus on anything else. They are bigger issues.

Nerves "A 2/2 Bear Token" End @nervesend.bsky.social · 2d

Between this and the Marvel Super Hero set I'm hoping for a standard viable mutant deck.

𝙈𝙮𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨𝘼𝙧𝙚𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠 @myhandsareblank.bsky.social · 2d

I am so tired guys

Like we knew this was what it was going to be, but just seeing it with my eyes makes my teeth hurt more than that Spider legends deck