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swallowed one of my wisdom teeth at the dentist and had to gag it out
fetterman made it clear that he would vote to re-open even if there was a clause for him specifically to eat dog shit. he's an idiot and an asshole
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
men want this too
women don't want men women want to stop using JIRA
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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You (a fool): The LLM is an all-knowing oracle, on its way to godlike intelligence

Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence

The LLM: You can eat that rock
August 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies
As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.
www.thenation.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Gamedle (01/11/2025)
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November 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Back when I wore JNCOs, I’d have to pull up on them to get out of the car, like Cinderella emerging from her pumpkin
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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This will be a long thread on yesterday police massacre in Rio.

In nothern Rio de Janeiro city, there is a couple of hills called Complexo da Penha. It's Comando Vermelho("Red Command", a drug gang), or CV, territory.

CV is the greatest gang in Rio, second in the whole Brazil.

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🧵 Awful awful massacre in Brazil
Gente, é o maior massacre no Brasil desde o Araguaia. Entendo quem quer puxar pra Canudos ou Contestado ou etc, mas não podemos livrar a ditadura de 64 só porque ela escondia melhor seus corpos.

Morreram 41 guerrilheiros comunistas e mais de 1200 camponeses no Araguaia.
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Season 2 Episode 25 - Frame 1521 out of 1570
October 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Mamdani calling his first cousin once removed his aunt? CAUGHT RED-HANDED, PINKO!
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
FREDERICK
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I could tell you so much about the fox sports lineup at this point
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
One Battle After Another (2025)
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I assumed Chauncey Billups bet on some basketball games, not that he was working with the mafia to defraud poker players.

Real winner of a coaching hire, Portland.
October 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
am I having an aneurysm
this is hands down the most confusing graphic I have ever seen, I’ve been staring at it for like five full minutes
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Sparking chiitan✨

電流爆破を喰らうと過去のことを一瞬で思い出せるんですっ☆
September 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
no one fucking answers poe 2 trades ffs
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Gamedle (17/10/2025)
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October 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Season 2 Episode 25 - Frame 474 out of 1570
October 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Gamedle (16/10/2025)
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October 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
BRING HIM BACK THE KING DID NOTHING WRONG
October 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM