Nick Steiner
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38 (He/They) 🌈 Los Angeles ☀️ Writer 📝 Comedian 🎤 Host 🎥 Filmmaker
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Chuck Schumer and friends. #DoNotCave Red alert. Call these Senators.
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Chuck Schumer and friends. #DoNotCave Red alert. Call these Senators.
I know last night’s election results were an amazing feeling, but tonight my edible and lidocaine kicked in at the same time and it’s a pretty close comparison.
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I know last night’s election results were an amazing feeling, but tonight my edible and lidocaine kicked in at the same time and it’s a pretty close comparison.
I know it’s tacky for Fart Fuck McGee to demolish part of the White House to build his saggy ballsroom; but a part of me thinks that tearing down something that was built by enslaved people and then has housed some of the most evil men ever might bring some poltergeist activity to the West Wing
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I know it’s tacky for Fart Fuck McGee to demolish part of the White House to build his saggy ballsroom; but a part of me thinks that tearing down something that was built by enslaved people and then has housed some of the most evil men ever might bring some poltergeist activity to the West Wing
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Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station.
List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/
List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station.
List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/
List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/
Lighting off fireworks the night after the 4th of July just means you decided to pussy-out on the 4th so you could be a dick on the 5th.
July 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Lighting off fireworks the night after the 4th of July just means you decided to pussy-out on the 4th so you could be a dick on the 5th.
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youtu.be/x--N03NO130?... Only Monsters Play God…
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June 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
youtu.be/x--N03NO130?... Only Monsters Play God…
Benson Boone is for the daughters of moms who thought Daughtry was edgy.
May 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Benson Boone is for the daughters of moms who thought Daughtry was edgy.
Oh? You use the Calm App to fall asleep? I use the Van Nuys PD helicopters buzzing over head.
May 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Oh? You use the Calm App to fall asleep? I use the Van Nuys PD helicopters buzzing over head.
We should make Nick Cannon’s kids and Elon Musk’s kids fight.
April 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We should make Nick Cannon’s kids and Elon Musk’s kids fight.
Parris Goebel is the true queen of Coachella
April 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Parris Goebel is the true queen of Coachella
Last week RuPaul really asked “which queen is the most likely to be found at a bath house?” and then brought out that queen’s mother right after. You also know it’s going to be the episode they send to the Emmy’s too since RuPaul almost “cried” in the first 39 minutes and no one went home. #dragrace
April 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Last week RuPaul really asked “which queen is the most likely to be found at a bath house?” and then brought out that queen’s mother right after. You also know it’s going to be the episode they send to the Emmy’s too since RuPaul almost “cried” in the first 39 minutes and no one went home. #dragrace
You know Sen Booker is taking the BEST shit of his life right now.
April 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You know Sen Booker is taking the BEST shit of his life right now.
It’s pretty obvious the reason Morgan Wallen left the SNL stage early is because he can’t physically go a full consecutive 90 mins without saying the N-word.
March 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It’s pretty obvious the reason Morgan Wallen left the SNL stage early is because he can’t physically go a full consecutive 90 mins without saying the N-word.
Y’all I’ve been cursed by TV’s Kathy Lee Gifford. #standupcomedy #datingfails #single #kathyleegifford #cursed #gaycomedian #queercomedian #gaycomedy #bear #gay
March 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Y’all I’ve been cursed by TV’s Kathy Lee Gifford. #standupcomedy #datingfails #single #kathyleegifford #cursed #gaycomedian #queercomedian #gaycomedy #bear #gay
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Earthquake Bluesky, ACTIVATE!!
March 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Earthquake Bluesky, ACTIVATE!!
Listen, I don’t know shit. But I’ve seen enough episodes of Parks and Rec to know that if they town of Pawnee can recall perfect and amazing Leslie Knope, we should be able to recall the sack of racist farts currently occupying the White House.
March 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Listen, I don’t know shit. But I’ve seen enough episodes of Parks and Rec to know that if they town of Pawnee can recall perfect and amazing Leslie Knope, we should be able to recall the sack of racist farts currently occupying the White House.
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You are loved. Y'all ain't magically disappearing. I got you, and so do millions and millions like me.
February 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You are loved. Y'all ain't magically disappearing. I got you, and so do millions and millions like me.
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I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”
February 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”
The freeways of LA were as empty today for the Super Bowl as they were on Christmas. I don’t think the gals and the gays realize we could have one day a year of a perfect society while straight men are at home.
February 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The freeways of LA were as empty today for the Super Bowl as they were on Christmas. I don’t think the gals and the gays realize we could have one day a year of a perfect society while straight men are at home.
I love that all football teams get a bi-week where they get to give all their team mates tons of smoochies that they’ve been withholding all year. It’s sweet.
February 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I love that all football teams get a bi-week where they get to give all their team mates tons of smoochies that they’ve been withholding all year. It’s sweet.
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Hey superbowl director, fyi I don’t wanna see Rupert Murdoch onscreen unless he’s literally dying, hopefully in a humiliating, karmically appropriate way
February 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hey superbowl director, fyi I don’t wanna see Rupert Murdoch onscreen unless he’s literally dying, hopefully in a humiliating, karmically appropriate way
Gonna start a line of super sugary THC candy edibles and call it Highabetes.
February 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Gonna start a line of super sugary THC candy edibles and call it Highabetes.