Rainey Robertson
@nightcourtliker.bsky.social
Canadian, creative director & co-owner Red Juice Studio. Podcasts for all. Nonprofit rates for civil society, journalists and weirdos. DM me here or for guest spots and bizdev: https://www.redjuicestudio.com
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Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.
ALL RIGHT YOU FREAKS
Telos News Telos News Read in the Substack app Open app Part 2: She Did It Again Ryan Lizza Nov 21, 2025 ∙ Paid If you are new to this series, start here. She did it again. It was four years later....
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November 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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i call the big one bitey
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
i call the big one bitey
this weekend i get to record and perform music i made when i was a small child of 17 😌
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
this weekend i get to record and perform music i made when i was a small child of 17 😌
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If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
without subtweeting anyone, it is hilarious to see music posts tagged with like, top 90s alt tunes! and it's alanis lol. anti-mainstream artist alanis! super obscure riot grrl tracks like "doll parts"! superunknown alternative artist jewel singing tender tunes you'll never hear on the radio
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
without subtweeting anyone, it is hilarious to see music posts tagged with like, top 90s alt tunes! and it's alanis lol. anti-mainstream artist alanis! super obscure riot grrl tracks like "doll parts"! superunknown alternative artist jewel singing tender tunes you'll never hear on the radio
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
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this is how it feels to be whimsical on this keebler world
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
this is how it feels to be whimsical on this keebler world
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Mamdani should announce a new basketball team owned by the people of New York called the New York Mujahideen
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Mamdani should announce a new basketball team owned by the people of New York called the New York Mujahideen
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broke: wingman
woke:
woke:
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
broke: wingman
woke:
woke:
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Unless he's budd dwyering I'm not interested in anything related to bill maher
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Unless he's budd dwyering I'm not interested in anything related to bill maher
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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This carrot is an orphan. This snowman won't see its children this year. Paddington is dying of a wasting disease. Now here's Smack My Bitch Up sung by Katie Melua.
Every Christmas ad in the UK:
How do you feel about…
Old people? *sad* old people?
Babies? Pregnancy! Nostalgia about babies? Children with nostalgia? Um…
Talking vegetables? *sad* talking vegetables? Characters from your childhood books? Talking to babies? Nostalgic babies?
Uh
Um
CRY DAMN YOU, CRY!
How do you feel about…
Old people? *sad* old people?
Babies? Pregnancy! Nostalgia about babies? Children with nostalgia? Um…
Talking vegetables? *sad* talking vegetables? Characters from your childhood books? Talking to babies? Nostalgic babies?
Uh
Um
CRY DAMN YOU, CRY!
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This carrot is an orphan. This snowman won't see its children this year. Paddington is dying of a wasting disease. Now here's Smack My Bitch Up sung by Katie Melua.
serially seducing insecure men 35+ years older since you were a teen? walking through doors they open for you, accepting six figures worth of gifts & housing? then cheat on him with the next old sucker you lined up who has an even better job and contacts? and all in tumblrprose? she's the MVP of BPD
OK, this made me laugh. Olivia, take some writing tips from your ex.
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
serially seducing insecure men 35+ years older since you were a teen? walking through doors they open for you, accepting six figures worth of gifts & housing? then cheat on him with the next old sucker you lined up who has an even better job and contacts? and all in tumblrprose? she's the MVP of BPD
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[ric flair voice] i just took your old lady for a ride on
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
[ric flair voice] i just took your old lady for a ride on
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is there a Bulwer-Lytton prize for political nonfiction and if not can we start one
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
is there a Bulwer-Lytton prize for political nonfiction and if not can we start one
One of the best story-songs of all time, imho
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
One of the best story-songs of all time, imho
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17/11/25 - nocturn
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
17/11/25 - nocturn
reading about the OJ estate finally settling with his parents and damn, Ron Goldman looks like Ryan Gosling
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
reading about the OJ estate finally settling with his parents and damn, Ron Goldman looks like Ryan Gosling
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the seven little words every woman wants to hear: "baby don't worry. it's not a worm"
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
the seven little words every woman wants to hear: "baby don't worry. it's not a worm"
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“ABC11 spoke with Lori Lober, a study participant. Initially, she was given a grim prognosis, with median survival rate of less than 2 to 3% for five years. However, the trial at Duke Health gave her new hope. She has remained disease-free for 24 years.”
I could cry.
I could cry.
Duke Health researchers announces breakthrough in breast cancer vaccine trial
A small group of women with advanced breast cancer participated in a trial where they received a vaccine, and all are alive today.
abc11.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
“ABC11 spoke with Lori Lober, a study participant. Initially, she was given a grim prognosis, with median survival rate of less than 2 to 3% for five years. However, the trial at Duke Health gave her new hope. She has remained disease-free for 24 years.”
I could cry.
I could cry.
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ok I read some of the Nuzzi piece and I am pleased to announce that I will never feel bad about my own writing ever again
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
ok I read some of the Nuzzi piece and I am pleased to announce that I will never feel bad about my own writing ever again