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nihilisticuffs
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JT. Leftie Arkansan dude (he/him), chronically dehydrated and flat out of patience. Like a unicorn with a drinking problem. Forklift certified. Burn the rebel flag and pass the sweet tea.
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nihilisticuffs @nihilisticuffs.com · Nov 10
Pinned skeet, here we go:

JT. Bio says it well.

I do travel work in manufacturing. I love music but don't have the foundation to be pretentious, so I love it all. I play videogames, read sci-fi/fantasy/romance, and just bought my first 40K minis. Drive a big dumb truck, when I'm home.

That'll do.
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"iN aDDiTiOn tO tHe MeDiCaL"

🙄
pbump.com Philip Bump @pbump.com · 9h
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
December 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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I'd like to feed this old twat the top half of that podium.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
nihilisticuffs.com
🎶I'll be thinkin' 'bout you
While you're down there bein' a doll
It's either a curse or a blessin'
Every time that you call

...

I'm feelin' amazin', I'm fuckin' amazin'
I'm high as a kite, sat here picturin' you naked
You just have to take it
If you want someone crazy like me, babe...🎶
King Princess - “Fantastic” (from Arcane Season 2) [Official Music Video]
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December 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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faineg.bsky.social
I continue to have no sympathy left for whinging about how the public are rude about AI and feel threatened by it when the biggest players in the AI space have spent years very vocally and constantly *threatening the public*
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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thegmcconnachie.bsky.social
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
SCOOP — Gregg Phillips, a conspiracy theorist with no emergency management experience who helped produce the election-denying documentary ‘2000 Mules’ with Dinesh D’Souza and has faced numerous legal inquiries, has been named head of FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery.

My story:
Conspiracy theorist election denier given FEMA’s second-most important role
Gregg Phillips will lead the Office of Response and Recovery, “the heart of what FEMA does.”
www.thehandbasket.co
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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EVERYBODY LOVES THE SOWING UNTIL THEY GET TO THE ✨REAPING✨
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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"You don't get to come to our house and dictate what's acceptable," except that you totally can and we will certainly oblige.

Fucksake. 🙄
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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birdrespecter.bsky.social
What’s the word for when something is really so absurd you chuckle a bit but you’re still mad enough to tell somebody they should kill themselves
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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elivalley.bsky.social
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
Fallon ruffling Trump's hair Fallon hawking NFTs with Paris Hilton
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Never in one hundred million years would I have guessed this.
cooperlund.online Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 18h
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I don't like knowing that this dim bulb has reproduced.
moreperfectunion.bsky.social More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 20h
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
nihilisticuffs.com
Damn, I wish Zac Brown was actually this cool.
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · 1d
i love that a significant portion of the population of the world believes in demons and the devil and satan. they just think this stuff is real and it genuinely scares them
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
nihilisticuffs.com
Maybe I want an area where I can dropkick a life-size replica of Sean Duffy so hard that the actual Sean Duffy gets a fucking hernia.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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russbengtson.bsky.social
cool just let me know when they're all dead
newrepublic.com The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 1d
The online MAGA-verse were at each other’s throats more than usual this weekend, as right-wing commentators Benny Johnson, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Tucker Carlson were all points of controversy.

Here's what happened: trib.al/UcjcHOn
MAGA Straight Up Imploded This Weekend—And It’s Beyond Messy
Tucker Carlson, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Benny Johnson are just more proof that the MAGA base is fraying at the seams.
trib.al
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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kfile.bsky.social
NEW on CNN: In several old videos we found, Pete Hegseth blasted Trump in 2016 warning he could issue unlawful orders that troops should refuse, calling him an “armchair tough guy” with five draft deferments.

Now he’s attacking Democrats for saying same.

LINK: www.cnn.com/2025/12/08/p...
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
nihilisticuffs.com
Begging men to simply pluck out their eyes and cast them away, should they offend them.
cait.bsky.social cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2d
anybody else sick of seeing these WHORES at disney world???? these women of low merit?? hello??
Disney World Junkies Patricia Houser • 1h • li ... Maybe its just me, but I don't appreciate when I see young women walking around WDW dressed provocatively. I get they're wanting to have fun and enjoy the magic, just as we all are, but Walt's dream was for families to go and enjoy, not for women to barely wear anything for a cute pic to post on their social media accounts. I want to enjoy the day without having to be surrounded by woman of low merit revealing their bodies for all to see. Am I not being hyper-sensitive or do some agree?
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
nihilisticuffs.com
Played through the first six episodes of 'Dispatch' yesterday and I am happy to report that it is Very Good, Actually™.
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
nihilisticuffs.com
Wish I was surprised by this information.
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
nihilisticuffs.com
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

(Wish there was a GIF of the gas station encounter, but alas.)
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
nihilisticuffs.com
🎶... Baby, I don't bite
But I might...🎶
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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mattortega.com
"Needy Amin" still ranks among the banger nicknames for Trump.
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
nihilisticuffs.com
Looks like it's time for me to send another calm and measured email dripping in contempt for my senator, to my senator.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?

TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
nihilisticuffs.com
Fuck Tarantino, anyway, man. He's a putz with exactly one (1) redeeming quality, which puts him exactly one step above Elon fucking Musk.

Let Lillard live!
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 3d
Scream and Five Nights at Freddy's star Matthew Lillard has admitted it "it f***ing sucks" to be on the receiving end of an insult from Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill director Quentin Tarantino. https://bit.ly/3KD9PnN
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
nihilisticuffs.com
Might have ordered a few hundred dollars worth of 40K minis in anticipation of the few weeks of vacation I have coming up.

Maybe I'll even convince myself to try and paint these...
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM