Mark Mulder
@nikora.bsky.social
Liverpool FC. Music lover. Music maker. Museum professional. Enjoyer of fancy nonsense. Journey before destination. He/him
UGH FIIIINE. I did just get a nice mic
Maybe you should try making music this year.
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
UGH FIIIINE. I did just get a nice mic
I could use more info regarding the target, but fair enough
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I could use more info regarding the target, but fair enough
I don’t necessarily love living somewhere with cold snowy winters, but there is something very nice about having a fire going while it snows
December 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I don’t necessarily love living somewhere with cold snowy winters, but there is something very nice about having a fire going while it snows
THANK YOU
back in the day films were well written, were art, they were *about things*
December 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
THANK YOU
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*stands up in the colosseum, wiping blood from the corner of his mouth *
MONKEY CHRIST WAS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL
MONKEY CHRIST WAS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL
December 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
*stands up in the colosseum, wiping blood from the corner of his mouth *
MONKEY CHRIST WAS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL
MONKEY CHRIST WAS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL
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Rest in peace you absolute legend of an artist
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Rest in peace you absolute legend of an artist
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being a part of this has given me a lot of hope. But i object to the people involved being labeled “activists”. They’re just neighbors. “Activist” is only ever applied to leftists as a way to make them seem less normal. These people are normie AF.
www.startribune.com/inside-the-o...
www.startribune.com/inside-the-o...
Inside the organized resistance to ICE in Minnesota
As the federal government broadened immigration enforcement in the Twin Cities, a network of neighborhood activists ramped up pushback by keeping tabs on ICE agents and lending aid to families in hidi...
www.startribune.com
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
being a part of this has given me a lot of hope. But i object to the people involved being labeled “activists”. They’re just neighbors. “Activist” is only ever applied to leftists as a way to make them seem less normal. These people are normie AF.
www.startribune.com/inside-the-o...
www.startribune.com/inside-the-o...
Perhaps this is the benefit of not being popular. The few people who interact with my stuff are people I’m connected with and are pretty much cool and funny
I was correct about Bluesky's humor detection issue at the time, but even moreso now. my critics continue to say I am white, but I still am not.
for @wired.com
www.wired.com/story/bluesk...
for @wired.com
www.wired.com/story/bluesk...
Bluesky Can’t Take a Joke
Bluesky has been a safe haven for users fleeing X and Threads. But while there’s less hate, there’s also fewer lolz.
www.wired.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Perhaps this is the benefit of not being popular. The few people who interact with my stuff are people I’m connected with and are pretty much cool and funny
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you can shut this site down now because nobody will ever say anything more real than this. maximum respect
how about we write poems celebrating what working people do for society instead of navel gazing and fretting about the apocalypse
December 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
you can shut this site down now because nobody will ever say anything more real than this. maximum respect
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
My family in Transylvania (many still there) worked on a collectivized farm. After the killing of Ceaușescu (missed the anniversary by a day!) they realized that it was an extremely effective way to run things when they weren’t being taken advantage of. So they still work a collectivized farm
thoughts had within ten minutes of one another this morning:
1. I should run for office. fuck it. arrest records aren't a barrier any more, maybe I could win. maybe I could help
1. we gotta nationalize the banks and get people job working on collective farms. all this other shit isn't working
1. I should run for office. fuck it. arrest records aren't a barrier any more, maybe I could win. maybe I could help
1. we gotta nationalize the banks and get people job working on collective farms. all this other shit isn't working
December 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My family in Transylvania (many still there) worked on a collectivized farm. After the killing of Ceaușescu (missed the anniversary by a day!) they realized that it was an extremely effective way to run things when they weren’t being taken advantage of. So they still work a collectivized farm
Undefeated
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Undefeated
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Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.
I’LL GO FIRST I’LL GO FIRST!
Name a more iconic duo than white men and throwing tantrums over not being the center of attention.
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’LL GO FIRST I’LL GO FIRST!
Anti Detroit style heresy right here
Pizza is a good metaphor for religion. The kind you grew up with is the only real kind and the bastards who like it different from you are all going to hell.
But it's all the same ingredients*.
*Except for those infidels that put the sauce on top. You and your stupid casserole will burn forever.
But it's all the same ingredients*.
*Except for those infidels that put the sauce on top. You and your stupid casserole will burn forever.
December 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Anti Detroit style heresy right here
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I would like to believe in rehabilitation. And I imagine a lot of these guys didn’t start out as evil people. But once you’ve been part of something like this, I think you are probably past saving and should be carved out of society on a permanent basis
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I would like to believe in rehabilitation. And I imagine a lot of these guys didn’t start out as evil people. But once you’ve been part of something like this, I think you are probably past saving and should be carved out of society on a permanent basis
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[if wokeness returns]
Math professor: Odd numbers are girls. Even numbers are boys
Conservative student: That's not true, according to the bible
Prof: You are under arrest for life
Is this the future we want?
Math professor: Odd numbers are girls. Even numbers are boys
Conservative student: That's not true, according to the bible
Prof: You are under arrest for life
Is this the future we want?
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
[if wokeness returns]
Math professor: Odd numbers are girls. Even numbers are boys
Conservative student: That's not true, according to the bible
Prof: You are under arrest for life
Is this the future we want?
Math professor: Odd numbers are girls. Even numbers are boys
Conservative student: That's not true, according to the bible
Prof: You are under arrest for life
Is this the future we want?
My GOAT youtu.be/6PMZ41aTnoA?...
John Denver and the Muppets - Christmas Is Coming (from A Christmas Together)
YouTube video by John Denver
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My GOAT youtu.be/6PMZ41aTnoA?...
Me rn
Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together https://theonion.com/relatives-gather-from-across-the-country-to-stare-into-1819575960/
December 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Me rn
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Songs don’t save the world.
They save people.
…And people do the rest.
They save people.
…And people do the rest.
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Songs don’t save the world.
They save people.
…And people do the rest.
They save people.
…And people do the rest.
How much tequila is appropriate for Christmas Eve? Asking for me
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
How much tequila is appropriate for Christmas Eve? Asking for me
Cheese breakfast don’t @ me
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Cheese breakfast don’t @ me
So this just popped up on TikTok for me. I realize that this is not the Nazi orientation but it turns out you can just flip that around. And the fact that they are advertising it as “hiphop” they are obviously associating it with Ye and his very much Nazi shit
December 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
So this just popped up on TikTok for me. I realize that this is not the Nazi orientation but it turns out you can just flip that around. And the fact that they are advertising it as “hiphop” they are obviously associating it with Ye and his very much Nazi shit
My kids are like wizards. They can manage to not eat anything and also make a huge mess at dinner
December 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My kids are like wizards. They can manage to not eat anything and also make a huge mess at dinner
Proud to say that, apparently, this internationally recognized developer of award winning exhibits is not a "visionary" per *checks notes* one of the dudes from the Black Eyed Peas
(I will acknowledge they have more hits than I do)
(I will acknowledge they have more hits than I do)
The Grammy Award–winning artist turned tech entrepreneur advises Gen Zers to forget about work-life balance if they want to emulate his success. trib.al/RGSO9CT
Will.i.am grinds from 5-to-9 after his 9-to-5—because work-life balance is for people 'working on someone else’s dream' and not for visionaries | Fortune
Will.i.am tells Gen Z to ditch work-life balance: ‘Those words don’t compute for the materializers’
trib.al
December 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Proud to say that, apparently, this internationally recognized developer of award winning exhibits is not a "visionary" per *checks notes* one of the dudes from the Black Eyed Peas
(I will acknowledge they have more hits than I do)
(I will acknowledge they have more hits than I do)