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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
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the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
the bushes were people 😂
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america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be
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I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
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Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
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Catherine O'Hara & Eugene Levy performing "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" from A MIGHTY WIND at the 2004 Oscars🌈💔
January 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Catherine O'Hara & Eugene Levy performing "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" from A MIGHTY WIND at the 2004 Oscars🌈💔
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There was a Great Lie that before civil rights and diversity programs things were better for white people and things WERE NOT BETTER FOR WHITE PEOPLE, they were just BETTER COMPARED TO HOW THINGS WERE FOR OTHER PEOPLE
January 28, 2026 at 10:50 AM
There was a Great Lie that before civil rights and diversity programs things were better for white people and things WERE NOT BETTER FOR WHITE PEOPLE, they were just BETTER COMPARED TO HOW THINGS WERE FOR OTHER PEOPLE
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The pre-2016 idea that being anti-racist was a selfless, charitable position for white people to take was absolute bullshit and I hope we never fall into that fallacy again >
January 28, 2026 at 10:49 AM
The pre-2016 idea that being anti-racist was a selfless, charitable position for white people to take was absolute bullshit and I hope we never fall into that fallacy again >
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If America -- any America -- survives this, I want an entirely new discourse about how racism ruins EVERYTHING for EVERYONE
January 28, 2026 at 10:47 AM
If America -- any America -- survives this, I want an entirely new discourse about how racism ruins EVERYTHING for EVERYONE
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Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
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true friends remember the name of your *second* child
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
true friends remember the name of your *second* child
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Maybe the most important thing I learned from doing grunt-level Capitol Hill internships in college is that your reps and senators care DEEPLY about What Constituents Are Calling Their Offices About, and are ALWAYS asking staff for updates. It might not seem like calling matters. I promise it does.
Any rep - GOP or Dem - who votes for the DHS funding bill today, votes for more of this. Tell them you're watching their vote this afternoon: act.indivisible.org/sign/ice-out...
“ICE detains 5-year-old boy and his father returning home from preschool, then uses boy 'as bait' to find relatives.” people.com/ice-detains-...
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Maybe the most important thing I learned from doing grunt-level Capitol Hill internships in college is that your reps and senators care DEEPLY about What Constituents Are Calling Their Offices About, and are ALWAYS asking staff for updates. It might not seem like calling matters. I promise it does.
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“Maybe people are too fat to crime” is definitely the funniest and most creative explanation. I would do so many murders if I could just lose a few pounds
Why is crime falling? We asked the worst and dumbest people in America to explain it
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...
January 22, 2026 at 3:45 PM
“Maybe people are too fat to crime” is definitely the funniest and most creative explanation. I would do so many murders if I could just lose a few pounds
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Never has a bad performance. No one is ever disappointed when Delroy Lindo pops up on screen. Long overdue. Baller time
Delroy Lindo has finally received his first ever Oscar nomination for his performance in ‘SINNERS’
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Never has a bad performance. No one is ever disappointed when Delroy Lindo pops up on screen. Long overdue. Baller time
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Don't you think the one with the beard looks like Janice.
January 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Don't you think the one with the beard looks like Janice.
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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The audacity of making a piece of junk and then insisting that everyone use it.
"Here's my paperclip and duct tape sculpture. I made 8,000,000,000 of them and invested heavily in duct tape and paperclips. Find a place for one in your house or your 401k is going down."
"Here's my paperclip and duct tape sculpture. I made 8,000,000,000 of them and invested heavily in duct tape and paperclips. Find a place for one in your house or your 401k is going down."
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The audacity of making a piece of junk and then insisting that everyone use it.
"Here's my paperclip and duct tape sculpture. I made 8,000,000,000 of them and invested heavily in duct tape and paperclips. Find a place for one in your house or your 401k is going down."
"Here's my paperclip and duct tape sculpture. I made 8,000,000,000 of them and invested heavily in duct tape and paperclips. Find a place for one in your house or your 401k is going down."
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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I GOT BAD FOOT.
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I GOT BAD FOOT.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PRAY TO ALL THE SAINTS I CAN HEAR YOU TOO
PRIEST: I'm sure you've heard some juicy stuff.
SKULL: LIKE WHEN YOU PRAY TO BE BISHOP
SKULL YOU'LL NEVER MAKE BISHOP
Priest: I'm fine as a—
SKULL: WE GRIEVE OVER A MAN'S GOOD, IN SO FAR AS HIS GOOD SURPASSES OURS
PRIEST: I'm sure you've heard some juicy stuff.
SKULL: LIKE WHEN YOU PRAY TO BE BISHOP
SKULL YOU'LL NEVER MAKE BISHOP
Priest: I'm fine as a—
SKULL: WE GRIEVE OVER A MAN'S GOOD, IN SO FAR AS HIS GOOD SURPASSES OURS
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PRAY TO ALL THE SAINTS I CAN HEAR YOU TOO
PRIEST: I'm sure you've heard some juicy stuff.
SKULL: LIKE WHEN YOU PRAY TO BE BISHOP
SKULL YOU'LL NEVER MAKE BISHOP
Priest: I'm fine as a—
SKULL: WE GRIEVE OVER A MAN'S GOOD, IN SO FAR AS HIS GOOD SURPASSES OURS
PRIEST: I'm sure you've heard some juicy stuff.
SKULL: LIKE WHEN YOU PRAY TO BE BISHOP
SKULL YOU'LL NEVER MAKE BISHOP
Priest: I'm fine as a—
SKULL: WE GRIEVE OVER A MAN'S GOOD, IN SO FAR AS HIS GOOD SURPASSES OURS
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: HOW DID YOU BECOME A CHAUFFEUR, ANYWAY
PRIEST: I'm not a a chauffeur, this is *supposed* to be a big honor.
SKULL: DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY TO ME
PRIEST: Putting up with you is the hardest thing I have ever done.
SKULL: NOT EVERYTHING THAT IS MORE DIFFICULT IS MORE MERITORIOUS
PRIEST: I'm not a a chauffeur, this is *supposed* to be a big honor.
SKULL: DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY TO ME
PRIEST: Putting up with you is the hardest thing I have ever done.
SKULL: NOT EVERYTHING THAT IS MORE DIFFICULT IS MORE MERITORIOUS
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: HOW DID YOU BECOME A CHAUFFEUR, ANYWAY
PRIEST: I'm not a a chauffeur, this is *supposed* to be a big honor.
SKULL: DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY TO ME
PRIEST: Putting up with you is the hardest thing I have ever done.
SKULL: NOT EVERYTHING THAT IS MORE DIFFICULT IS MORE MERITORIOUS
PRIEST: I'm not a a chauffeur, this is *supposed* to be a big honor.
SKULL: DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY TO ME
PRIEST: Putting up with you is the hardest thing I have ever done.
SKULL: NOT EVERYTHING THAT IS MORE DIFFICULT IS MORE MERITORIOUS
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: YOU DRIVE LIKE A TIMID ACTUARY
PRIEST: What does that even mean.
SKULL: YOU THINK EVERY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD IS TOO MUCH OF A RISK TO PASS
PRIEST: I swear to God, I'll—
SKULL: IF OBEDIENCE IS LACKING, EVEN PRAYER CANNOT BE PLEASING TO GOD
PRIEST: What does that even mean.
SKULL: YOU THINK EVERY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD IS TOO MUCH OF A RISK TO PASS
PRIEST: I swear to God, I'll—
SKULL: IF OBEDIENCE IS LACKING, EVEN PRAYER CANNOT BE PLEASING TO GOD
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: YOU DRIVE LIKE A TIMID ACTUARY
PRIEST: What does that even mean.
SKULL: YOU THINK EVERY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD IS TOO MUCH OF A RISK TO PASS
PRIEST: I swear to God, I'll—
SKULL: IF OBEDIENCE IS LACKING, EVEN PRAYER CANNOT BE PLEASING TO GOD
PRIEST: What does that even mean.
SKULL: YOU THINK EVERY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD IS TOO MUCH OF A RISK TO PASS
PRIEST: I swear to God, I'll—
SKULL: IF OBEDIENCE IS LACKING, EVEN PRAYER CANNOT BE PLEASING TO GOD
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: OK, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE BOND
PRIEST: I don't know, I guess I liked the Dalton films.
SKULL: WHAT, DALTON IS SHIT
SKULL: YOU LIKE SHIT BOND
SKULL: THE THINGS THAT WE LOVE TELL US WHAT WE ARE
PRIEST: I don't know, I guess I liked the Dalton films.
SKULL: WHAT, DALTON IS SHIT
SKULL: YOU LIKE SHIT BOND
SKULL: THE THINGS THAT WE LOVE TELL US WHAT WE ARE
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: OK, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE BOND
PRIEST: I don't know, I guess I liked the Dalton films.
SKULL: WHAT, DALTON IS SHIT
SKULL: YOU LIKE SHIT BOND
SKULL: THE THINGS THAT WE LOVE TELL US WHAT WE ARE
PRIEST: I don't know, I guess I liked the Dalton films.
SKULL: WHAT, DALTON IS SHIT
SKULL: YOU LIKE SHIT BOND
SKULL: THE THINGS THAT WE LOVE TELL US WHAT WE ARE
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: ...PASS IT AROUND, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF—
PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing.
SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO
PRIEST: I am going insane.
SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT
PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing.
SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO
PRIEST: I am going insane.
SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: ...PASS IT AROUND, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF—
PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing.
SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO
PRIEST: I am going insane.
SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT
PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing.
SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO
PRIEST: I am going insane.
SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT