Nixified
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![Comic. [Person running on a giant round toward a pole vaulting crossbar; a long pole bent in an arch from the ground, over the crossbar, to the ground again, with person climbing it upside down over the crossbar; person runs to catch up with a long poll rolled into a circle and tied that is rolling toward the crossbar, jumps to catch it, hanging off as it spins, and then is flung over the crossbar when it approaches.] [caption] Fun fact: There are no limits on the length or diameter of the pole in pole vault.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigiodbgg6uit2nyaztgy2e3cfss2e4emtlwpawyjxlekqqnhhxlj4@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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"Kavanaugh Stop" went from a skeet on here to Bluesky meme to crosspollinating over on X to Brett Kavanaugh's burner account seeing it there to a whiny defensive footnote about it in a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States.
Juice.
Juice.
Check out the Kavanaugh FN 4; I think it's pretty clear that the Kavanaugh Stop thing has gotten to him:
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"Kavanaugh Stop" went from a skeet on here to Bluesky meme to crosspollinating over on X to Brett Kavanaugh's burner account seeing it there to a whiny defensive footnote about it in a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States.
Juice.
Juice.
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hey did you guys know mussolini likely assassinated himself? someone show this to that person from yesterday who said historians would be idiots for not using AI for all their research
December 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
hey did you guys know mussolini likely assassinated himself? someone show this to that person from yesterday who said historians would be idiots for not using AI for all their research
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::says guy with white collar job bankrolled by taxpayers::
Peter Navarro: "In an age of AI when all the white collar jobs are going away pretty damn quick, I think maybe it's a good time for people to think about having good blue collar jobs ... give tariffs a chance, because they're working"
December 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
::says guy with white collar job bankrolled by taxpayers::
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Cops are great
jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
![. . . very cooperative, but the police at that point had to let [redacted] know that what she had done that she could be facing charges.
Q And that was after they had told her earlier that she didn't need an attorney present, correct?
A Exactly.
Q Okay. So this happens to her with the Palm Beach Police Department and did the Palm Beach Police actually present or propose charging [redacted]?
A They did get a probable cause affidavit against [redacted].
Q And is that why Ms. [redacted] and her attorney were concerned about her testimony here?
A Yes.
Q Now was a subpoena issued for Ms. [redacted] on behalf of this grand jury?
A Yes, it was.
Q And before Ms. [redacted] would comply with that, did she -- did her attorney request some sort of order?
A Yes.
Q And what did he ask for?
A He asked for immunity for [redacted].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eoss3vmzem55cm5kuddhdmwn/bafkreiariijffjjrgfh26o22jjr76pwprinvnbpkcho5lyi2sucfbqlooy@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Cops are great
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Glonzo is real and he wrote you a letter
When you've been promising a Glonzo hunt and then turn around and say that there's no such thing as Glonzo people won't believe you
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Glonzo is real and he wrote you a letter
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this is why you don’t shout “WE’RE PARTISAN HACKS” at the top of your lungs, because when it comes to debunking what is probably a fake letter nobody believes a damn thing you have to say
this is insane to me. the doj had forever to look into this. now they're like liveblogging on x like they have no more information than a random person on social media
December 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
this is why you don’t shout “WE’RE PARTISAN HACKS” at the top of your lungs, because when it comes to debunking what is probably a fake letter nobody believes a damn thing you have to say
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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*long sigh* whew
BREAKING: by an apparent vote of 7–2, the Supreme Court has *denied* President Trump‘s plea to deploy National Guard troops in Chicago
December 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*long sigh* whew
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this was too funny an idea not to do
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
this was too funny an idea not to do
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Dear Bond Markets,
You cannot trust the next chair of the Federal Reserve to conduct monetary policy responsibly, prioritizing stable prices and low unemployment as per U.S. law. No one can get the job unless they'll irresponsibly politicize it. Enjoy!
Sincerely,
The President of the United States
You cannot trust the next chair of the Federal Reserve to conduct monetary policy responsibly, prioritizing stable prices and low unemployment as per U.S. law. No one can get the job unless they'll irresponsibly politicize it. Enjoy!
Sincerely,
The President of the United States
*TRUMP: ANYONE THAT DISAGREES WITH ME WILL NEVER BE FED CHAIRMAN
Great message for global markets/investors in dollar assets...
Great message for global markets/investors in dollar assets...
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Dear Bond Markets,
You cannot trust the next chair of the Federal Reserve to conduct monetary policy responsibly, prioritizing stable prices and low unemployment as per U.S. law. No one can get the job unless they'll irresponsibly politicize it. Enjoy!
Sincerely,
The President of the United States
You cannot trust the next chair of the Federal Reserve to conduct monetary policy responsibly, prioritizing stable prices and low unemployment as per U.S. law. No one can get the job unless they'll irresponsibly politicize it. Enjoy!
Sincerely,
The President of the United States
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sure, guys, that empty barn is real secure now just like you wanted
CBS News issues takedown orders for axed ‘60 Minutes’ story after it ‘mistakenly’ aired on Global app
CBS News issues takedown orders for axed ‘60 Minutes’ story after it ‘mistakenly’ aired on Global app
“On Monday, our Canadian broadcast partner, Global TV, mistakenly published on its app the “Inside CECOT” segment that CBS News decided to delay for a future broadcast,” said a CBS News representative in a statem
www.thestar.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
sure, guys, that empty barn is real secure now just like you wanted
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The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
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this administration is trying to murder one of the most brilliant services our country offers and it is so aggravating because the post office is amazing! it shouldn't need to make money it is a public good! I love it! STOP PUNCHING IT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
December 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
this administration is trying to murder one of the most brilliant services our country offers and it is so aggravating because the post office is amazing! it shouldn't need to make money it is a public good! I love it! STOP PUNCHING IT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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AI is a cancer.
New from me: The storied fiddler Ashley MacIsaac wanted to play a show at a Nova Scotia First Nation. It got cancelled because Google's AI search summary incorrectly called him a sex offender. Now he's worried for his safety www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/arti...
Fiddler Ashley MacIsaac has show cancelled over Google AI-generated misinformation
Cape Breton musician was set to perform in Nova Scotia before a search summary incorrectly described him as a sex offender
www.theglobeandmail.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
AI is a cancer.
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You know “Rule 3: Nothing ever stops until a Rich White Guy goes to jail”, was meant for a different context, but it absolutely applies to all these government agents. These people are violating court orders. An unenforced law is not a law.
"Her family has now been told she has been deported, despite US District Judge Brendan Hurson ruling Thursday that she could not be deported pending a hearing...attorneys said Monday that they have...confirm[ed] with the hospital she was born in Maryland." https://bit.ly/3MMdJvz
ICE detains woman whose lawyer insists is US citizen. DHS says she isn't
Federal agents arrested Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales on her way home in Baltimore, Maryland.
bit.ly
December 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You know “Rule 3: Nothing ever stops until a Rich White Guy goes to jail”, was meant for a different context, but it absolutely applies to all these government agents. These people are violating court orders. An unenforced law is not a law.
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Jail every responsible officer over the holidays for contempt and then until the agency returns her to the US. This cannot stand.
"Her family has now been told she has been deported, despite US District Judge Brendan Hurson ruling Thursday that she could not be deported pending a hearing...attorneys said Monday that they have...confirm[ed] with the hospital she was born in Maryland." https://bit.ly/3MMdJvz
ICE detains woman whose lawyer insists is US citizen. DHS says she isn't
Federal agents arrested Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales on her way home in Baltimore, Maryland.
bit.ly
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Jail every responsible officer over the holidays for contempt and then until the agency returns her to the US. This cannot stand.
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look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life
millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on
but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on
but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life
millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on
but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on
but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
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WE ALL KNOW MONEY IS FAKE AND WE ALL KNOW IT’S FAKE IN THE WORST WAYS WHERE IT PROPS UP THE WHIMS AND MACHINATIONS OF THE WORST PEOPLE BUT WE KEEP LETTING IT BE FAKE!!!!!!!!!
LET US BEGIN THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES. HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL!
two men standing in front of an american video store
ALT: two men standing in front of an american video store
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
WE ALL KNOW MONEY IS FAKE AND WE ALL KNOW IT’S FAKE IN THE WORST WAYS WHERE IT PROPS UP THE WHIMS AND MACHINATIONS OF THE WORST PEOPLE BUT WE KEEP LETTING IT BE FAKE!!!!!!!!!
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The “free speech” and “cancel culture” panics have led to overt state censorship because that was always their purpose. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The “free speech” and “cancel culture” panics have led to overt state censorship because that was always their purpose. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
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love that software developers are advertising AI functionality in every single app now and it's up to you to try to figure out if they mean "this has spellcheck" or "everything you create in this app will sync in real-time to sam altman's personal laptop" or something in between
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
love that software developers are advertising AI functionality in every single app now and it's up to you to try to figure out if they mean "this has spellcheck" or "everything you create in this app will sync in real-time to sam altman's personal laptop" or something in between
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Bari Weiss' reporting experience is summed up by the time the NYT bizarrely gave her the cushiest possible assignment - go to Australia and hang out and write about it - and she produced a story so bad and so wrong about basic facts of Australian life that it became a running joke there.
December 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Bari Weiss' reporting experience is summed up by the time the NYT bizarrely gave her the cushiest possible assignment - go to Australia and hang out and write about it - and she produced a story so bad and so wrong about basic facts of Australian life that it became a running joke there.
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Asking the real questions of course, is a condom clothing
I'd argue yes, it's a rain coat obvs
I'd argue yes, it's a rain coat obvs
Does it still work if you give Dobby a condom
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Asking the real questions of course, is a condom clothing
I'd argue yes, it's a rain coat obvs
I'd argue yes, it's a rain coat obvs