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Is he, you know 💅? Yes, he is 💅. Very very 💅. 🏳️‍🌈🌈🦄🥂kind of 💅
How your Valentine’s finds me
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Work trip highlights
February 14, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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happy bad bunny dayyyy!!! ☀️
February 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The Opening Ceremonies are so queer coded. An extravagant floor show followed by an extended fashion show of mankind’s most fit walking a runway? GURL! 💅
February 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I watched the new Muppet Show last night and my inner child came flying right out of my body
a man is standing in a room with candles and a netflix logo
ALT: a man is standing in a room with candles and a netflix logo
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Beefin’
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Happy First Day of Black History Month!!!
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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This photo made me understand class in America in a way that I was unable to process before seeing it. The rich enjoy class solidarity on a level that is unimaginable to most people.
January 31, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Nevermind the jobs you had.
Tell me 5 classes you took in college.

Turkish Culture and Ideals 🇹🇷
Accounting 🧾
Organizational Communications 📣
German 🇩🇪
Research Methods 🧐
Nevermind the jobs you had.
Tell me 5 classes you took in college.

🍆 Human Sexuality (aka dirty 230)

🇪🇸 Spanish Peninsular Film

♿ Disability Studies

🪨 Geology

🌠 Astronomy

👥 Sociology

Those were the more interesting ones I think 🤷‍♂️
Nevermind the jobs you had.
Tell me 5 classes you took in college.

(Just 5? Okay then. 💅🏻✨️)

🌱 Plant Biotechnology

🧬 Genomics and Bioinformatics

☣️ Pathophysiology

🤚 Anatomy and Physiology (multiple semesters)

🔬 Microbiology (multiple semesters)

🦠 Biology (multiple semesters)

Etc...
January 31, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The Boyfriend 😂😂😂
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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gm
January 26, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Timeline cleanse if you’re in need ❤️
January 25, 2026 at 4:08 PM
🥶🥶🥶
January 23, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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I died laughing
January 18, 2026 at 12:11 PM
💀💀💀 The dark joy this brought me
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I fear I may have ate
January 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Here’s a little ~ahem~ suggestion for all of you
January 17, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I can’t join ICE because I graduated high school
I can’t join ICE because my chin is separate from my neck 😔
January 10, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Still got a fat ass. Happy 2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Okay go with me on this one: you know those “and with that the 2025 season comes to a close” videos where everyone is living their best life?

That, but a “Titanic theme played on the recorder” version of everyone failing hardcore this past year.

I’d willingly watch that.
December 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Can y’all believe this body is classified as overweight BMI?

I can, yes. The scale is telling me so 😖
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM