Justin Cook
@notenoughcooks.bsky.social
Uhhhhh when I’m bluesking then I’m bluesking too much? (he/him)
FOODS WHERE THE FAKE VERSION IS UNQUESTIONABLY BETTER THAN THE REAL VERSION:
1. Cranberry sauce
2. Peanut butter
3. Maple syrup
1. Cranberry sauce
2. Peanut butter
3. Maple syrup
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
FOODS WHERE THE FAKE VERSION IS UNQUESTIONABLY BETTER THAN THE REAL VERSION:
1. Cranberry sauce
2. Peanut butter
3. Maple syrup
1. Cranberry sauce
2. Peanut butter
3. Maple syrup
STAR WARS
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LAST JEDI
ROGUE ONE
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
CLONE WARS (TARTAKOVSKY)
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REVENGE OF THE SITH
RETURN OF THE JEDI
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PHANTOM MENACE
FORCE AWAKENS
SOLO
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ATTACK OF THE CLONES
RISE OF SKYWALKER
CLONE WARS (FILONI)
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LAST JEDI
ROGUE ONE
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
CLONE WARS (TARTAKOVSKY)
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REVENGE OF THE SITH
RETURN OF THE JEDI
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PHANTOM MENACE
FORCE AWAKENS
SOLO
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ATTACK OF THE CLONES
RISE OF SKYWALKER
CLONE WARS (FILONI)
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
STAR WARS
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LAST JEDI
ROGUE ONE
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
CLONE WARS (TARTAKOVSKY)
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REVENGE OF THE SITH
RETURN OF THE JEDI
-------------
PHANTOM MENACE
FORCE AWAKENS
SOLO
-------------
ATTACK OF THE CLONES
RISE OF SKYWALKER
CLONE WARS (FILONI)
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LAST JEDI
ROGUE ONE
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
CLONE WARS (TARTAKOVSKY)
-------------
REVENGE OF THE SITH
RETURN OF THE JEDI
-------------
PHANTOM MENACE
FORCE AWAKENS
SOLO
-------------
ATTACK OF THE CLONES
RISE OF SKYWALKER
CLONE WARS (FILONI)
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colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
This could have used a second pass
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This could have used a second pass
Don't dream it's over gotta be one of the best songs for running up some stairs outside in autumn
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Don't dream it's over gotta be one of the best songs for running up some stairs outside in autumn
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i really like watching sports
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i really like watching sports
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You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.
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My opinion that always remains unchanged no matter who gets shot or does the shooting is that we should repeal the 2nd amendment and take everyone's guns away
September 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My opinion that always remains unchanged no matter who gets shot or does the shooting is that we should repeal the 2nd amendment and take everyone's guns away
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41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
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These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.
September 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.
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happy labor day
September 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
happy labor day
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One of the many reasons that the Minnesota State Fair is the best state fair is that the food is not all about trying to give you a heart attack. It's about showcasing the states diversity and liberal cultural values WHILE trying to give you a heart attack
July 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One of the many reasons that the Minnesota State Fair is the best state fair is that the food is not all about trying to give you a heart attack. It's about showcasing the states diversity and liberal cultural values WHILE trying to give you a heart attack
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Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman becomes the first woman to lie in state along with her husband Mark and dog Gilbert. The line outside the Minnesota State Capitol fills the mall. More on @tptAlmanac @tpt
June 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman becomes the first woman to lie in state along with her husband Mark and dog Gilbert. The line outside the Minnesota State Capitol fills the mall. More on @tptAlmanac @tpt
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Melissa Hortman, who was assassinated last night, was the Speaker of the Minnesota House in the 2023-2024 session, when Democrats ran the state government.
That means she had a leading role in shepherding the many landmark reforms that Dems adopted in that period—an important legacy. Brief 🧵.
That means she had a leading role in shepherding the many landmark reforms that Dems adopted in that period—an important legacy. Brief 🧵.
June 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Melissa Hortman, who was assassinated last night, was the Speaker of the Minnesota House in the 2023-2024 session, when Democrats ran the state government.
That means she had a leading role in shepherding the many landmark reforms that Dems adopted in that period—an important legacy. Brief 🧵.
That means she had a leading role in shepherding the many landmark reforms that Dems adopted in that period—an important legacy. Brief 🧵.
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RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
June 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
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makes your teeth hurt with how pretty it is www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lP8...
The Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice
YouTube video by TheBeachBoysVEVO
www.youtube.com
June 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
makes your teeth hurt with how pretty it is www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lP8...
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fully Minnesota-pilled
June 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
fully Minnesota-pilled
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Hook it into my veins. Made Tottenham a global club. Stayed and won something. Just everything sports are about.
Son: "Let’s say I am a legend, why not. Only today. In 17 years no one has done it, today is the day, today I will say I am a legend of the club, lets enjoy it. It feels amazing, it is what I always dreamed for, it came true, I am the happiest man in the world."
May 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hook it into my veins. Made Tottenham a global club. Stayed and won something. Just everything sports are about.
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