Tim
@nrdofalltrades.bsky.social
*My opinions are not only mine, but also reflect every organization I've ever been affiliated with or done business with*
I like baseball (Padres), racing (F1/IndyCar), movies, comics, and social media apps that function.
I like baseball (Padres), racing (F1/IndyCar), movies, comics, and social media apps that function.
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Tim
@nrdofalltrades.bsky.social
· Nov 7
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Indianapolis 500 history 🫡
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NASCAR, Niche Humor, Humanism
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Please help, I'm
Please help, I'm
The gym is crazy I'm over here doing face pulls because I'm too fat for pull ups why did the tiniest Asian girl start doing handstands right next to me like girl you did not have to highlight the dichotomy!
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The gym is crazy I'm over here doing face pulls because I'm too fat for pull ups why did the tiniest Asian girl start doing handstands right next to me like girl you did not have to highlight the dichotomy!
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Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.
Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.
Stay safe out there.
Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.
Stay safe out there.
October 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.
Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.
Stay safe out there.
Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.
Stay safe out there.
Curtis Sliwa is the only pro parade candidate for New York Mayor
October 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Curtis Sliwa is the only pro parade candidate for New York Mayor
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Doocy: Does this help get you into heaven?
Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
October 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Doocy: Does this help get you into heaven?
Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
Swampy Amphibian on Wall Street call them an Investigator.
September 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Swampy Amphibian on Wall Street call them an Investigator.
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the whole Rahals bringing Hy-Vee into the sport and bringing back Iowa, and then the race and the sponsor being completely gone after five years describes the entire Rahal experience perfectly
September 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
the whole Rahals bringing Hy-Vee into the sport and bringing back Iowa, and then the race and the sponsor being completely gone after five years describes the entire Rahal experience perfectly
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What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator
I'm dying this is the funniest article
September 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm dying this is the funniest article
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M'lord, a second dragon has hit the spires.
August 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
M'lord, a second dragon has hit the spires.
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in the last year this is the onion headline i most often think about
August 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
in the last year this is the onion headline i most often think about
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“The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.” - Jack Kirby
Happy birthday King
Happy birthday King
Jack Kirby, born on August 28, 1917. The King.
August 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.” - Jack Kirby
Happy birthday King
Happy birthday King
No one talks about how funny Checo's pfp is. Real "First Day of School in my new clothes" vibes.
August 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
No one talks about how funny Checo's pfp is. Real "First Day of School in my new clothes" vibes.
I have finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. It is one of those rare games that transcends it's medium, truly a work of art in every aspect. A must play even if you're not a fan of the genre (which I am not)
August 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I have finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. It is one of those rare games that transcends it's medium, truly a work of art in every aspect. A must play even if you're not a fan of the genre (which I am not)
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I know redistricting is boring to normal people but I'm not entirely sure how to grasp that I live in a world where the president is openly trying to fix congress in his own favor. There is not even a moment of pretending otherwise. No logic whatsoever behind it other than "I want more Republicans."
August 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I know redistricting is boring to normal people but I'm not entirely sure how to grasp that I live in a world where the president is openly trying to fix congress in his own favor. There is not even a moment of pretending otherwise. No logic whatsoever behind it other than "I want more Republicans."
They should change the name too, I'm tired of seeing [Slur for Whites] Barrel
August 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
They should change the name too, I'm tired of seeing [Slur for Whites] Barrel
I have to go to St. Petersburg Florida next year huh?
August 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I have to go to St. Petersburg Florida next year huh?
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one guy even tried to give us a sandwich
Bondi: "Our law enforcement officers are telling us that people are coming up to them on the street, they said a lot of people are walking by, whispering, saying 'thank you thank you thank you.'"
August 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
one guy even tried to give us a sandwich
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Guys, look, I'm sympathetic, but it's time to buckle down. We tried nothing at all but now we're out of time and out of options. We HAVE to get behind Gavin Newsom now for the upcoming election three years from now.
August 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Guys, look, I'm sympathetic, but it's time to buckle down. We tried nothing at all but now we're out of time and out of options. We HAVE to get behind Gavin Newsom now for the upcoming election three years from now.
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conservatives believe that liberals are literal demons sent by marx from the actual depths of hell i don't think youre gonna win any of them by alienating left wingers
August 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
conservatives believe that liberals are literal demons sent by marx from the actual depths of hell i don't think youre gonna win any of them by alienating left wingers
MX-5 cup is the pinnacle of motorsport. Everything else is just science class.
August 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
MX-5 cup is the pinnacle of motorsport. Everything else is just science class.
Going to start calling the person I lost my virginity to my "First Mate"
August 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Going to start calling the person I lost my virginity to my "First Mate"
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I’m cringe. And I’m not free
August 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m cringe. And I’m not free
