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HurakanWorks @hurakanworks.bsky.social · 9h

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HurakanWorks @hurakanworks.bsky.social · 22h

a weakness in the sense that if someone laid out a big cartoon trap, they could use those things to get me. :P

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HurakanWorks @hurakanworks.bsky.social · 22h

When talking about politics and philosophy there's this inevitable point where someone claims my kindness is my weakness and that's just not true. My weakness is sugary drinks and mentally unstable women with big tits.

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🌀🐈‍⬛Dreamcat 🐈‍⬛🌀 @dreamcat.bsky.social · 1d

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HurakanWorks @hurakanworks.bsky.social · 1d

I really vibe with Kai because I too am Puerto Rican and lazy.

undead transgender kai shiden 👻🦇 @cephalopistol.bsky.social · 1d

i will take every opportunity to draw kai shiden

kai shiden with goggles looking out a hole in the white base, captioned "I bring a sort of 'we should all quit' Vibe to White Base that the Feddie brass doesn't really like "

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HurakanWorks @hurakanworks.bsky.social · 1d

Now I'm just picturing a group of Japanese developers approaching all the Puerto Rican Salsa acts about what kind of monster they wanted.

splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 1d

when i was a kid i didn't understand how this worked and i thought every CD that was manufactured had to have a monster put onto it. like they'd go up to ringo starr or whatever and ask him what monster he wants and he'd say "ouhh this DEfinitely has a "Battle Rocks" quality to it! peace and love.!"

Cool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 2d

Monster Rancher / Print ad / Tecmo / 1997

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HurakanWorks @hurakanworks.bsky.social · 1d

I be seeing all these cute trans girls in the internet telling stories about dudes being mad at them or leaving dates when they say they're trans. Baby girl, get you a fat they/them. Imma make you spaghetti then rub your feet while you play Bloodbourne.

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HurakanWorks @hurakanworks.bsky.social · 3d

I'm going through my games and still realizing there's stuff my ex took when she moved out 15 years ago and today it was Berserk for the PS2, Lair and Vampire Rain for PS3...

So...Berserk I get, but fuckin Lair and Vampire Rain?! Who on this fuckin earth, aside from me, actually like Vampire Rain?!

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HurakanWorks @hurakanworks.bsky.social · 3d

Meeting the champions in Breath of the Wild

Mipha: I wanna put that Zorussy on you.
Daruk: Miss you little buddy, I'm in heaven now, so sorry I died.
Urbosa: Zelda's fingers still smell like me.
Rivali:

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 7d

DAAAA YANKEES LOSE

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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 3d

Turns out when @hypervisible.blacksky.app called OpenAI a "social arsonist" last week, he had no idea just how accurate that was.

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HurakanWorks @hurakanworks.bsky.social · 4d

Damn right

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HurakanWorks @hurakanworks.bsky.social · 6d

It's my goal in life to sit here with my gay ass self telling people to play bad games like I'm a videogame version of John Waters.

🌀🐈‍⬛Dreamcat 🐈‍⬛🌀 @dreamcat.bsky.social · 6d

People who call a somewhat disappointing sequel to a fairly well known series or a middling game "worst games ever" I think they need to play Hong Kong 97. Home Alone on PS2. A lot of truly rotten stuff to understand what a truly bad game is.