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Brock Nightmare
@oftenanomalous.bsky.social
Anti fascist. Cat fancier. Former New Orleanian, current Portlander. Gender mysterious. Co-host of the Waystar Corncob podcast
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it is impossible to overstate the extent to which this country is now being run by people you would leave a party rather than talk to for five minutes
they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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oi a gorblins done nicked me amulet
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The formal version of 'willy nilly' is 'William Nilliam'
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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oh my god i feel so vindicated
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Society: *treats disabled people like shit*
Also society: People just wanna be disabled so they can feel SPECIAL!
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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The reason people don't like conservative students is that whenever they're inconvenienced or annoyed they throw a tantrum and call in national media to terrorize their peers.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Here’s one ICE agent hiding super good behind a column in the parking garage to watch the growing smattering of people below.

They’re currently stuck inside their own parking garage.
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I don't have the kind of family where I have to make knowing eye contact with a sibling when an older relative says something racist, but rather the kind where someone mentions the Macy's parade and my sibling looks at me, and I know they are thinking about Patti Harrison being back in the pants.
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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The gift of prophecy
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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man, this is such a good point -- Mamdani might be the first happy, well-adjusted person Trump has seen in weeks
everyone's talking about how bright and charming zohran must be, which is true, but then you remember the spider-brained cryptkeepers trump's surrounded himself with since '15 and realize a single smile from mamdani must have hit like barbecue spare ribs down the gullet of a 12th century peasant.
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Mamdani hypnotized Trump, MTG resigned, woke 2 rises
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Stephen Miller going into the white nationalist reading room only to discover Trump has replaced everything with feminist zines
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?

Mamdani: I've spoken about --

Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I truly hate Bill Maher and wish only the worst for him.
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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It’s unAmerican to decide how many people you’re going to arrest before any agents are even in the city
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM