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o-dead-ia 👻 @oilvla.bsky.social · 14h

last week my boss walked into the staff room and said “could you make a life-size paper mache condor?” and i think that’s a sign i’m at the right job

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 1d

Every ice agent is given the opportunity to have a blindfold and a cigarette, that is the moderate position

Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 1d

ICE left David, a 17-year-old boy, stranded on the side of Interstate 20 after pulling over his immigrant father, Hector, in Mississippi.

David began running in the scorching sun after the car and watched as it disappeared from sight—soon headed to a Louisiana ICE prison.

Here's their story.

ICE Stranded a 17-Year-Old on I-20 After Arresting His Father. The Mississippi Dad Now Faces Deportation.

A 17-year-old watched as ICE arrested his immigrant father, Hector, on I-20 in June. The family faces mounting legal fees and the risk of deportation.

www.mississippifreepress.org

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

*reading a post that’s just a man’s name with no other context* ah this must be about baseball

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o-dead-ia 👻 @oilvla.bsky.social · 2d

tried to take a ceremonial video of me submitting this teaching credential assessment that took me two fuckin years but there were more things to click than expected

o-dead-ia 👻 @oilvla.bsky.social · 2d

could we have a crumb of alt text perhaps

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 5d

this feels like forty years ago but it was 2023

www.newsweek.com/nancy-pelosi...

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 7d

when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it

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o-dead-ia 👻 @oilvla.bsky.social · 7d

i’m older than olivia rodrigo, i’ve had the name longer than

o-dead-ia 👻 @oilvla.bsky.social · 7d

hello @olivia.bsky.social i can’t help but notice you are not using your account and also you have an olivia rodrigo pfp which makes me think you yourself may not be an olivia. how about generously giving the handle to a genuine olivia?

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o-dead-ia 👻 @oilvla.bsky.social · 7d

and to those people i say: stop complaining, follow @chestrovert.bsky.social and everyone they rt. problem solved.

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o-dead-ia 👻 @oilvla.bsky.social · 7d

alt text on point

o-dead-ia 👻 @oilvla.bsky.social · 7d

and to those people i say: stop complaining, follow @chestrovert.bsky.social and everyone they rt. problem solved.

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o-dead-ia 👻 @oilvla.bsky.social · 7d

it’s also people blaming a website for their own failure to follow enough funny people. my timeline has a good ratio of news to jokes most days.

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presentdead🙋🏻‍♂️👻 @lacroixboi.dadguy.help · 8d

the tumble setting on a dryer can be used to make cement but only once

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11d

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the deepstate has a police brutality problem

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 9d

Military wives would rather accept a YouTube sponsorship from BetterHelp than go to therapy

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 7d

It's actually buct naked

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Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 8d

Esraa’s little boy has a head injury and she needs help chuffed.org/project/1301...