Jennifer Dian
oldbat.bsky.social
Jennifer Dian
@oldbat.bsky.social
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Shameless old baggage giving unsolicited advice who adores embarrassing the young. Oh, that's a fish called a sarcastic fringehead in the photo.
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
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A Pentagon spokesperson claims that Donald Trump is "restoring the warrior ethos" to the military.

That cowardly draft dodger is doing what?
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The last four Godzilla Day posters I’ve done, I always look forward to this even if it’s a little more challenging than my usual fare
#godzilla #godzilladay
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I LIKE BEER

We live in a unserious circus.
Brett Kavanaugh's behavior during today's second oral arguments has been incredibly obnoxious and rude. He is so eager to kill a service member's lawsuit against a negligent government contractor that he keeps interrupting other justices, raising his voice, and getting emotional. Weird and erratic.
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People seem to feel betrayed by the fact that it doesn't require trapeze and high tech cutting tools to steal jewels.
Babies! Love the babies!
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Out on patrol. ICE very active on the far North Side including Edgewater and Lincoln Square. Multiple abductions. Vulnerable folks should get off the street if they can. Street vendors should be bought out, landscapers warned. If you’re in Chicago and you’re not ICE watch trained, pls get trained.
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In dreams 🌫️ BlueSkyers 🦊 💭
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"It means his heart is failing."

How does something that doesn't exist fail?
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With all these extrajudicial boat murders, we have a president who is not only an adjudicated rapist, but also an unapprehended serial killer.
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you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.
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Grijalva: I do think that Speaker Johnson misplayed his hand.

There are people all over this nation who were out there with signs that said, “Swear her in.” They wouldn’t have even known about me otherwise.

Thank you for highlighting how corrupt the system you’re protecting really is.
Old ladies have no shame.
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A Georgetown friend sent this image of the Halloween display put up by RFK Jr’s neighbors:
Edward was so fascinated by the upward migration of the Widow Neely's nipples that he was oblivious to the fact that she'd found and was reading his diary of his adventures as a dancing boy in the Ottoman Empire.
#GirlsOwnCC
"DON'T! Don't even think about it, Mr. Edmonds. That is exactly how Mr. Netherbitts lost his hand."
Nelly mused on the universal lack of respect for women reading a book. #GirlsOwnCC
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You were exceptionally amusing in response to a pretty exceptional illustration in last Sunday’s caption contest.
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Releasing Epstein's bank records would identify his enablers
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Which is why this Orange Reich is trying to bait us into violence. Because THAT they can handle. THAT they have weapons and contingencies for.

They are impotent when confronted with a dancing unicorn, and pelted with peals of joyful laughter.

Stay frosty and gay, friends.