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Opossum Scream

@opossumscream.bsky.social

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An endlessly screaming, overstimulated opossum who is forced to endure the human world. My awful website is here: https://archaic-sig.neocities.org/

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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 25d

They never have

Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 28d

Usually I apply Hanlon's Razor to stuff like this, but man do they make it hard

Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · Sep 15

I'll be honest I'm one of us and I can't stand most of us

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Rain Rain Barkles @dagnificent.bsky.social · Sep 14

Some asshole put me on a list called bad at adulting, and i want to assure all of you; i was pretty bad at childhood too

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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · Sep 15

Of all the times for the man to develop a sense of restraint

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Hex Ramone 🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · Sep 14

You need friends. If nothing else, you need people in your life who care about you enough to say "dude, those cowboy boots look ridiculous", or "dude, just go to the fucking dentist", or most importantly: "hey man, you're being kind of a dick right now".

Friends is the goal.

Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · Sep 14

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · Sep 14

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Chemtrails Alex Jones

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · Sep 12

Sedation dentistry is no longer weird. Phone cameras are really good. The price of solar panels has dropped by tens of thousands. Southern white rhinos, giant pandas, Arabian oryx and Stellar sea lions are no longer endangered.

And, I can testify, modern cancer treatments are fucking amazing.

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · Sep 11

Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling.

I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · Sep 3

Obviously rabies vaccines don't cause doggy autism, but also, and I mean this in the most complimentary way possible: dogs are already pretty autistic

Like oh no will my dog hyperfixate on a toy? Will he become upset when his routine is disrupted? What if he gets agitated by loud noises or crowds?!

As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs -- and their owners -- becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in a nationally representative sanple of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism

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jános @janos.bsky.social · Sep 1

the batman will WHAT

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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · Sep 1

Breakfast!🍳

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NiankhSekhmet @niankhsekhmet.bsky.social · Sep 1

#WitchSky #PaganSky

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 1

CEO Has Big Ideas To Grow Company’s Problems https://theonion.com/ceo-has-big-ideas-to-grow-company-s-problems-1819578259/

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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · Sep 2

Neat! I should draw more

Etherington Brothers @etheringtonbros.bsky.social · Sep 1

Our feature artist/reference today is this beautiful observation on LEG PROFILE by the brilliant @BasaltAssault! Sometimes noticing a SMALL DETAIL like this will help make sense of a whole load of OTHER ANGLES! #gamedev #animationdev #characterdesign #DRAW #anime #manga #legs

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · Sep 2

For generations, Horse Cave, Kentucky, smelled awful. Miles of caverns and waterways underneath the small town brimmed with sewage that sent a putrid stench up from the depths and across downtown. Then came an audacious vision, a bit of money and a lot of grit. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/20/c...