Ray Pennisi
@orayzio.com
Computer guy, still plays Pokemon Go, loves wife and his dog, lives in San Diego, 57 years old. Progressive, liberal, atheist. Kidney transplant recipient January 2022.
If you post AI-generated content and you repost any of my content, I will block you.
If you post AI-generated content and you repost any of my content, I will block you.
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
Literally constantly? You mean he is never not shaking hands? Or do you mean that when he's not literally shaking hands with someone, his hands are literally shaking on their own?
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Literally constantly? You mean he is never not shaking hands? Or do you mean that when he's not literally shaking hands with someone, his hands are literally shaking on their own?
It's such a shame we have a shithole president.
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
It's such a shame we have a shithole president.
All SCOTUS Are Bastards?
Kavanaugh stops
ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
All SCOTUS Are Bastards?
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People act like BUYING MUSIC is some fucking impossible chore in 2025. Fucking hell. Buy some fucking CDs. Buy music digitally. Do you really need access to thousands of songs you'll never fucking listen to?
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
People act like BUYING MUSIC is some fucking impossible chore in 2025. Fucking hell. Buy some fucking CDs. Buy music digitally. Do you really need access to thousands of songs you'll never fucking listen to?
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Alina Habba to join Harvard Institute of Politics.
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Alina Habba to join Harvard Institute of Politics.
The majority of this bailout will go to corporate interests, with very little going to small farmers. #FuckThisBailout
Trump administration announcing $12 billion in one-time payments to farmers n.pr/3KyYPrO
Trump administration announcing $12 billion in one-time payments to farmers
Trump administration announcing $12 billion in one-time payments to farmers
n.pr
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The majority of this bailout will go to corporate interests, with very little going to small farmers. #FuckThisBailout
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I once saw a guy with "Untouchable" tattooed down one arm and "Unstoppable" down the other, but he was wearing a T-shirt so it just said "Ouchable" and "Toppable."
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I once saw a guy with "Untouchable" tattooed down one arm and "Unstoppable" down the other, but he was wearing a T-shirt so it just said "Ouchable" and "Toppable."
Sylvie at the dog park
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sylvie at the dog park
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky
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Imagine you had millions of people in your life who ignored everything you ever said but would show up once a year and make a huge deal about your birthday, claiming they were your biggest fans.
Crazy, right?
Anyway…Merry Christmas.
Crazy, right?
Anyway…Merry Christmas.
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Imagine you had millions of people in your life who ignored everything you ever said but would show up once a year and make a huge deal about your birthday, claiming they were your biggest fans.
Crazy, right?
Anyway…Merry Christmas.
Crazy, right?
Anyway…Merry Christmas.
Oh great! Now I'm antiFIFA!
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Oh great! Now I'm antiFIFA!
I agree with Quentin Tarantino regarding Paul Dano and There Will Be Blood. #letterboxd
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I agree with Quentin Tarantino regarding Paul Dano and There Will Be Blood. #letterboxd
Who gave grandpa the keys again?
Trump is such a simple-minded, destructive troll stuck in the 1980s.
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Who gave grandpa the keys again?
If you want to feel old, Titanic (the movie) came out 28 years ago this month.
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If you want to feel old, Titanic (the movie) came out 28 years ago this month.
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This is the most accurate representation of @gailsimone.bsky.social’s feed that I’ve ever seen…
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
This is the most accurate representation of @gailsimone.bsky.social’s feed that I’ve ever seen…
Thanks to Trump, I can no longer offer up my two cents, but will instead need to round up to a nickel.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Thanks to Trump, I can no longer offer up my two cents, but will instead need to round up to a nickel.
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
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“They gave me my totally routine weekly MRI to see how my amazing brain totally aced the impossibly difficult ‘which drawing shows an elephant?’ question.”
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“They gave me my totally routine weekly MRI to see how my amazing brain totally aced the impossibly difficult ‘which drawing shows an elephant?’ question.”
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
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Several Republican members of Congress have said that they are retiring to spend more time with other people's children.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Several Republican members of Congress have said that they are retiring to spend more time with other people's children.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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My three-year-old was reading MAGA Twitter when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why do the people in Pakistan love the nice orange man so much?" And when I told her "Because he's the only American president who never started any new wars," she started crying.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My three-year-old was reading MAGA Twitter when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why do the people in Pakistan love the nice orange man so much?" And when I told her "Because he's the only American president who never started any new wars," she started crying.