@paisleysparks44.bsky.social
Contributing editor for Albumism, writer of stuff and Prince fan(atic?). I have a million notebooks with ideas and unfinished scripts/books/screenplays in - maybe one day I’ll get one seen. Doubt it though!
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Stevie Wonder Setlist at Utilita Arena Birmingham, Birmingham
Get the Stevie Wonder Setlist of the concert at Utilita Arena Birmingham, Birmingham, England on July 7, 2025 from the Love, Light and Song UK Tour and other Stevie Wonder Setlists for free on setlist...
www.setlist.fm
Yesterday I fulfilled a dream and saw Stevie Winder in concert and it was as thrilling and exciting as you might imagine. He did 2.5 hours and did 28 FULL songs, no medley shit.
www.setlist.fm/setlist/stev...
www.setlist.fm/setlist/stev...
I listen to much less rap now than ever. But I popped in to try the new Nas/Premier album as Premo is probably my favourite beat maker. What I’m not going to do is listen to Nas rapping about his stock portfolio and Nvidia. No sirree.
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I listen to much less rap now than ever. But I popped in to try the new Nas/Premier album as Premo is probably my favourite beat maker. What I’m not going to do is listen to Nas rapping about his stock portfolio and Nvidia. No sirree.
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Nigel Farage, "At Michael Barrymore's house they removed all the ashtrays, on the basis that they chuck all the fags in the pool."
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Nigel Farage, "At Michael Barrymore's house they removed all the ashtrays, on the basis that they chuck all the fags in the pool."
This evening I went to V&A museum for a talk about bass by Omar and Mark King. It was a sheer delight and I could have listened to them for hours.
December 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This evening I went to V&A museum for a talk about bass by Omar and Mark King. It was a sheer delight and I could have listened to them for hours.
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Happy 10th Anniversary to Prince's thirty-ninth & final studio album 'HITnRUN Phase Two' originally released December 12, 2015 | Discover where it ranks in our readers' poll here: album.ink/PrincePoll
December 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Happy 10th Anniversary to Prince's thirty-ninth & final studio album 'HITnRUN Phase Two' originally released December 12, 2015 | Discover where it ranks in our readers' poll here: album.ink/PrincePoll
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rowling: “we must protect women and girls from the threat of trans people. anyway, please welcome my good friend, prince andrew”
They invited Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to the Harry Potter set THIS SEPTEMBER?!?
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
rowling: “we must protect women and girls from the threat of trans people. anyway, please welcome my good friend, prince andrew”
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I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
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Little Simz released ‘NO THANK YOU’ (2022) 3 years ago on December 12, 2022 | Listen to the album + revisit our ★★★★★ review here: album.ink/LittleSimzNTY
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Little Simz released ‘NO THANK YOU’ (2022) 3 years ago on December 12, 2022 | Listen to the album + revisit our ★★★★★ review here: album.ink/LittleSimzNTY
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LAST CHANCE for #Christmas delivery on framed prints, large prints, mugs, cushions, t-shirts, phone cases, notebooks, and tote bags.
Orders need to be in TODAY (Friday 12th Dec).
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Orders need to be in TODAY (Friday 12th Dec).
gailmyerscough.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
LAST CHANCE for #Christmas delivery on framed prints, large prints, mugs, cushions, t-shirts, phone cases, notebooks, and tote bags.
Orders need to be in TODAY (Friday 12th Dec).
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Orders need to be in TODAY (Friday 12th Dec).
gailmyerscough.co.uk
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'AI is coming' I tell the museum stakeholders as I proudly cut the ribbon of our new Artificial Insemination exhibition
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
'AI is coming' I tell the museum stakeholders as I proudly cut the ribbon of our new Artificial Insemination exhibition
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If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
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We’re counting down our picks for the 50 BEST ALBUMS of 2025 and #9 is Little Simz’s ‘Lotus’ | Learn more about the album + explore the rankings revealed so far here: album.ink/BestAlbums25
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
We’re counting down our picks for the 50 BEST ALBUMS of 2025 and #9 is Little Simz’s ‘Lotus’ | Learn more about the album + explore the rankings revealed so far here: album.ink/BestAlbums25
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Bums of Steal
It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
December 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Bums of Steal
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Hard to believe we’re only 1/2 way through his term. Been a long 3 yrs. He should quit. Seems miserable. Maybe somebody could give him a role on a show called “Rest Stop Ghoul” where he eats kids or something else he’s passionate about.
In a previously unreported letter obtained by TPM, Fetterman asked Israel’s President Isaac Herzog to pardon Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
Fetterman Writes Letter Asking Israel’s President to Pardon Netanyahu
Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) prepared a letter in recent days asking Israel’s...
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hard to believe we’re only 1/2 way through his term. Been a long 3 yrs. He should quit. Seems miserable. Maybe somebody could give him a role on a show called “Rest Stop Ghoul” where he eats kids or something else he’s passionate about.
Some days I love Emily King’s music, some days I’m convinced it’s the same song over and over.
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Some days I love Emily King’s music, some days I’m convinced it’s the same song over and over.
I’ve absolutely raced through this one.
Leeds is a good raconteur and a reliable witness to the foibles and profound musical impact of James Brown. Really enjoyed it and recommend it for its evocation of a time and place as well as its insight into Brown’s towering character.
Leeds is a good raconteur and a reliable witness to the foibles and profound musical impact of James Brown. Really enjoyed it and recommend it for its evocation of a time and place as well as its insight into Brown’s towering character.
December 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’ve absolutely raced through this one.
Leeds is a good raconteur and a reliable witness to the foibles and profound musical impact of James Brown. Really enjoyed it and recommend it for its evocation of a time and place as well as its insight into Brown’s towering character.
Leeds is a good raconteur and a reliable witness to the foibles and profound musical impact of James Brown. Really enjoyed it and recommend it for its evocation of a time and place as well as its insight into Brown’s towering character.
Jump in losers let’s generate porn using much loved childhood characters.
Disney to invest $1 billion in OpenAI, license characters for Sora video tool reut.rs/4iUX3Ov
Disney to invest $1 billion in OpenAI, license characters for Sora video tool
Walt Disney is investing $1 billion in OpenAI and will let the startup use characters from Star Wars, Pixar and Marvel franchises in its Sora AI video generator, a crucial deal that could reshape how Hollywood makes content.
reut.rs
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Jump in losers let’s generate porn using much loved childhood characters.
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I don't really post anymore, but I would like to carry on writing books at some point in the future.
Hate to be annoying, but any chance you could retweet so old twitter followers can find me if they want to? Going to delete my twitter, or at least abandon it on lock and let it die a slow death.
Hate to be annoying, but any chance you could retweet so old twitter followers can find me if they want to? Going to delete my twitter, or at least abandon it on lock and let it die a slow death.
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I don't really post anymore, but I would like to carry on writing books at some point in the future.
Hate to be annoying, but any chance you could retweet so old twitter followers can find me if they want to? Going to delete my twitter, or at least abandon it on lock and let it die a slow death.
Hate to be annoying, but any chance you could retweet so old twitter followers can find me if they want to? Going to delete my twitter, or at least abandon it on lock and let it die a slow death.
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New Statesman reporting Reform politicians are avoiding head to head debates with me.
Their lies come crumbling down when confronted with the truth.
Let's keep building the movement to take on Reform:
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Their lies come crumbling down when confronted with the truth.
Let's keep building the movement to take on Reform:
Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
New Statesman reporting Reform politicians are avoiding head to head debates with me.
Their lies come crumbling down when confronted with the truth.
Let's keep building the movement to take on Reform:
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Their lies come crumbling down when confronted with the truth.
Let's keep building the movement to take on Reform:
Join.greenparty.org.uk
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they are really passing around those same billions amongst each other to force adoption / normalization of this bullshit.
BREAKING: Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI, and will allow its iconic characters to be on the company's Sora AI video generator.
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
they are really passing around those same billions amongst each other to force adoption / normalization of this bullshit.
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Highest pressure per square inch ever recorded:
3. Great White Shark's bite
2. Pneumatic drill
1. Old people entering their pin
3. Great White Shark's bite
2. Pneumatic drill
1. Old people entering their pin
May 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Highest pressure per square inch ever recorded:
3. Great White Shark's bite
2. Pneumatic drill
1. Old people entering their pin
3. Great White Shark's bite
2. Pneumatic drill
1. Old people entering their pin
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Farage thinks I'm a maniac?
Starmer thinks the Greens are nuts?
Badenoch thinks I'm weird?
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Starmer thinks the Greens are nuts?
Badenoch thinks I'm weird?
Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Farage thinks I'm a maniac?
Starmer thinks the Greens are nuts?
Badenoch thinks I'm weird?
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Starmer thinks the Greens are nuts?
Badenoch thinks I'm weird?
Join.greenparty.org.uk
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Here’s Buddy Guy during one of his 2024 shows, playing guitar as he walks out of his nightclub to continue his solo out on the corner of Wabash and Balbo.
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Here’s Buddy Guy during one of his 2024 shows, playing guitar as he walks out of his nightclub to continue his solo out on the corner of Wabash and Balbo.
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This is what Farage and #Reform want for the UK.
Ossoff: "She got her new insurance quote & it's $700 more per month than what she's paying now. She's diabetic. She had surgery a few months ago for something else. She told me she cried again bc she realized she's gonna have to cancel her insurance. She believes she might die bc of a policy choice"
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
This is what Farage and #Reform want for the UK.
Anyone in or near London fancy joining me on Friday evening? I don’t want any money, just for the ticket to be used.
Any London/S East folks fancy this? I was supposed to go with my wife but she’s had OFSTED in this week and is knackered. It means having to sit, and interact, with me but I don’t want any money for it. I just want some company and for the ticket to be used.
www.vam.ac.uk/event/VjB8ZE...
www.vam.ac.uk/event/VjB8ZE...
Beauty of the Bassline - Talk at
V&A South Kensington · V&A
Singers, songwriters and producers Mark King (of Level 42) and Omar will explore the beauty of the bassline in an evening of musical explanation and fond recollection.
www.vam.ac.uk
December 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Anyone in or near London fancy joining me on Friday evening? I don’t want any money, just for the ticket to be used.