🔻Pantsless Hero🔻
@pantslesshero.bsky.social
I build and endlessly tweak Commander decks. Only occasional Magic-posting. He/him CA. ☭
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The newest definition of pathetic
I decided that you lack the spirit to be worth further engagement, so I had the conversation w/ Gemini 3 Pro, instead.
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The newest definition of pathetic
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🎵I don't mind makin' bread from the starter of sourdooooough
But I can't feedi it without my scale, when my proofin cup's overfilled, yeah
But it's on the table, the boule is proofin'
And they're farmin' enymes, while glutens workin'🎵
But I can't feedi it without my scale, when my proofin cup's overfilled, yeah
But it's on the table, the boule is proofin'
And they're farmin' enymes, while glutens workin'🎵
December 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
🎵I don't mind makin' bread from the starter of sourdooooough
But I can't feedi it without my scale, when my proofin cup's overfilled, yeah
But it's on the table, the boule is proofin'
And they're farmin' enymes, while glutens workin'🎵
But I can't feedi it without my scale, when my proofin cup's overfilled, yeah
But it's on the table, the boule is proofin'
And they're farmin' enymes, while glutens workin'🎵
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Cocaine so white it claps on the one and the three.
Cocaine so white it has a 401k and paid stock options.
Cocaine so white it has very strong opinions about how minorities should feel about things
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Cocaine so white it claps on the one and the three.
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Would u rather have a anarchist son or trot daughter
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Would u rather have a anarchist son or trot daughter
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
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We were at Burnhearts last night. A bunch of Milwaukee city workers were there. (Tues., City Council overrode Mayor Johnson's veto of 4% raises for workers who've seen stagnant wages through high inflation.) The workers were extremely stoked @mkedsa.bsky.social stood by them. We all had beers.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We were at Burnhearts last night. A bunch of Milwaukee city workers were there. (Tues., City Council overrode Mayor Johnson's veto of 4% raises for workers who've seen stagnant wages through high inflation.) The workers were extremely stoked @mkedsa.bsky.social stood by them. We all had beers.
Sowing, reaping, etc.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sowing, reaping, etc.
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It’s really funny that Gandalf says “DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS” in the middle of demonstrably conjuring a cheap trick
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It’s really funny that Gandalf says “DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS” in the middle of demonstrably conjuring a cheap trick
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Tis the season for Peach and Dennis fighting
December 10, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Tis the season for Peach and Dennis fighting
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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one of my dumbass friends caught me locked in on P4 of the final boss of Silksong and sent me this
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
one of my dumbass friends caught me locked in on P4 of the final boss of Silksong and sent me this
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(youth pastor voice) You know who else fought the Devil down in Georgia?
August 11, 2023 at 6:54 PM
(youth pastor voice) You know who else fought the Devil down in Georgia?
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dont call me daughter
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
dont call me daughter
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
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she wanna ride it for free like im zohran mamdani
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
she wanna ride it for free like im zohran mamdani
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the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
Benches clear, finish ya drinks!
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Benches clear, finish ya drinks!
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wont slow my car and merge with you,
ive seen your blinker but wont lose a second of my time
there’s nothing you can try and do
ill block you out wont merge with you
ive seen your blinker but wont lose a second of my time
there’s nothing you can try and do
ill block you out wont merge with you
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
wont slow my car and merge with you,
ive seen your blinker but wont lose a second of my time
there’s nothing you can try and do
ill block you out wont merge with you
ive seen your blinker but wont lose a second of my time
there’s nothing you can try and do
ill block you out wont merge with you
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