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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 15h

The Sonics were playing in the preseason at Key Arena when that game started

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16h

Cal Raleigh was small dumper when this game started

Melissa Lockard @melissalockard.bsky.social · 16h

Dan Wilson was clean shaven when this game started

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 16h

Finally, SEATTLE!

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 17h

neutral fans: what a great game
Seattle and Detroit fans:

two cats are playing in a cardboard box which says 4gifs.com

Alt: a cat sealing another cat into a cardboard box

media.tenor.com

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 17h

Oof same, such human drama

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 19h

They're sharing the Noble Beast Prize

Capybara and crocodile chilling and sizing you up, presumably because you are a snack

Capybara and crocodile teaming up for adventures

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 1d

Lowtax had a thread where he famously started hawking mangosteen juice and it became a whole thing (thread linked inside SAclopedia article

forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.p...

Something happened - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 1d

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 2d

Aw dang, I guess the more effective hasbara went away with USAID

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 2d

Vance follower says what

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 3d

"It's too easy to see who's a shitbag, so we're going to make it slightly less convenient!" An external site reading the follows could be useful, maybe make a little software popup when you hover the mouse over that person's profile.

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 3d

Time for external lists. The freaks that require labels in the first place don't deserve to get away with this.

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, this place is GONE gone.

(Movie announcer guy voice)
IN A WORLD... where posts cannot be found... can you find meaning, or just lose yourself? Not coming to theaters: DARK ALF

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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 3d

search is broken, they really are doing the SomethingAwful speedrun

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 3d

They already did No Primary, so No General makes sense for a sequel.

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 3d

I was thinking fiber. Gimme magic shell orange to put over vanilla ice cream.

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 3d

What's going on here? Lmao you believe in nothing of value

Highlighting some gross liberalism that equates genocide and fighting against genocide. Those are the same, right?

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 3d

He's thinking happy thoughts

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mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 3d

laughing at the mugshots of these two(?) women who got knocked for illegally pulling student vaccination records

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 3d

Ahh, the long-frown double down

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 4d

I guess it's time to make offside lists

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah the term "glasshole" is not new! It still applies!

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 6d

If one starts down this path, one is more likely to reach the end of it.

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 6d

Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 7d

maybe it will happen today

Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · May 16

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows:

Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A!
I ate a hamburger and said hooray!
Maybe it will happen today!

The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background.

You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 7d

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻 @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 7d

This is profound

👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.bsky.social · 8d

twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful

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