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Patio Yeller
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🔞 He/Him like Dale Earnhardt, just shittier
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yeah, choosing the worst possible option most of the time is, uh, bad!
you know

-gestures vaguely at everything-
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Howard Dean dropped out after going "Yipee" too loudly

Having a Nazi Tattoo you got with your fellow baby killers for Halliburton after being a prison guard at Abu Ghraib is far more disqualifying.
We need to give young people something to believe in.
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
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Guys, I think I cracked the code
im sorry friend, I wish people were less ass
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スクービー・ドゥーシバッグがビットを引退
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Since the Bluesky team is bigoted against Link, he is unable to conduct Mutual Fund Friday, and so in his absence we must do it for him. SNAP benefits disappearing means a LOT of people mightily struggling. So can we try?? :)

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perry-trudeau political dynasty
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The CDC recommends booping snoot
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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people that like this are like if motion smoothing had a personality send tweet
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
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yeah, some fuckers just need The Fear put in them
Eraserhead (1977)
here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands