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Howard Dean dropped out after going "Yipee" too loudly

Having a Nazi Tattoo you got with your fellow baby killers for Halliburton after being a prison guard at Abu Ghraib is far more disqualifying.

Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 1d

We need to give young people something to believe in.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13h

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 17h

Guys, I think I cracked the code

Three hand drawings:
1) Homosexual hand, with the middle three fingers together and the pinky out
2) Bisexual hand, with the two middle fingers elegantly placed together
3) Heterosexual hand, with the pinky, ring, and middle together, and the index on its own.

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Patio Yeller @patioyeller.bsky.social · 22h

enjoy!

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Patio Yeller @patioyeller.bsky.social · 22h

im sorry friend, I wish people were less ass

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 1d

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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 1d

スクービー・ドゥーシバッグがビットを引退

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Patio Yeller @patioyeller.bsky.social · 1d

can i have some

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Zuccnini 🎃🦖 @zuccnini.bsky.social · 1d

Pumpkin Pals!
[ #art #watercolor #oc ]

Watercolor artwork of Wormbo and Goobi in a lit jack o lantern

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 1d

Since the Bluesky team is bigoted against Link, he is unable to conduct Mutual Fund Friday, and so in his absence we must do it for him. SNAP benefits disappearing means a LOT of people mightily struggling. So can we try?? :)

If you need help, drop your links below. Everyone else share & donate.

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Patio Yeller @patioyeller.bsky.social · 1d

perry-trudeau political dynasty

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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 1d

The CDC recommends booping snoot

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ana street rat @uldahstreetrat.bsky.social · 2d

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 1d

people that like this are like if motion smoothing had a personality send tweet

K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

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wet beast @ribbon.dog · 1d

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Patio Yeller @patioyeller.bsky.social · 1d

yeah, some fuckers just need The Fear put in them

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Patio Yeller @patioyeller.bsky.social · 1d

Eraserhead (1977)

wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands

a little orange kitten wrapped up in tape and gauze so the vet can examine it

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