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like Dale Earnhardt, just shittier
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December 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I am 100% opposed to these laws because in all cases they are used to pressure disabled people to die. Because that's cheaper than providing the supports they need to live. It happens in Canada with MAID, it happens in Oregon, it will happen in Illinois.
December 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Got a commission from www.furaffinity.net/user/that.al...

Of me biting people. It's great!
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Fun fact: Danny DeVito once very drunkenly told me that I looked like a sportscaster.

(This is very much the Reader’s Digest condensed version of that story.)
December 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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just learned about the piasecki pa-97 helistat and What The Fuck Lmao
Piasecki PA-97 Helistat - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Looking to take on a couple more commission slots for December.

Full colour sketch starts at 500 CAD.
Rendered illustrations start at 1000 CAD.

Open to other works too, like avatars/icons, monochrome sketches, etc.

Message me (DM, Telegram) if you're interested and let's chat about your idea.
December 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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new EPISODE about SIDEWALKS catching FIRE
December 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Progressive Conservative joins Progressive Conservative party
Progressive Conservative joins Progressive Conservative party
OTTAWA - In a stunning move, progressive conservative MP Michael Ma crossed the floor Thursday to the progressive conservative Liberal Party, just a few weeks after similar minded progressive conserva...
www.thebeaverton.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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It Stays With You - Gator Days
December 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Hamburger helper has joined the dark side of the force
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Column: Jeffrey Kessler told everyone on Oct. 2, 2024, "that either you’re going to voluntarily change or you’re going to be changed and you can either get on the bus or get run over by the bus."

It took 435 days for Kessler to be proven right:
Jeffrey Kessler told everyone, including NASCAR, this was going to happen | RACER
435 days after their antitrust lawsuit against NASCAR was filed, the words spoken then by 23XI Racing and Front Row Motorsports' lead counsel were proven correct, says Kelly Crandall.
racer.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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🤖 "Terminator" (1984)
🤖 "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" (1991)
🤖 "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" (2003)
🤖 "Terminator 3: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (2008)
🤖 "Terminator 3: Salvation” (2009)
🤖 "Terminator 3: Genisys" (2015)
🤖 "Terminator 3: Dark Fate” (2019)
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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And another announcement!

We've got a sale going for commissions for the rest of the month! From now until the 2nd next month, get 15% off of a custom iRacing livery with the code "MUPYEARS15" and have yourself a shiny new look to your car come next year!

17 Slots left!
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15% discount off Muppet_VT's Commissions
Visit Muppet_VT at Ko-fi for 15% discount off Commissions
ko-fi.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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The 5 words every woman wants to hear
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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'Well, just do as I say, don't do as I do.'

Demetrius as his Benz.
Redux from a previous version, I'm much happier now!
[ #furryart #digitalart #illustration #art ]
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Most dangerous men in FPS
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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*Werner Herzog voice*

now, the Jingle Hop has begun
December 20, 2024 at 10:17 AM
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Watched "In the Mouth of Madness" last night, which is a movie all about how Southern Ontario is the most terrifying place on earth.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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More creative endeavors need to put "produced without AI" in their credits or bios or something

the mental labour of engaging with anything now is so tiring, let me find refuge in your thing without wondering if you don't care

For real though, please
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM