Patrick Rigney
@patrickrigney.bsky.social
Director/writer - Understanding Vander (Funny or Die), Skylanders Academy (Netflix)
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Man, if I stumble into making tens of millions of dollars I hope I have the good sense to shut the fuck up and build a bunch of libraries and fund food banks so when I check out peoples first response isn’t “So, that asshole’s done.”
The bar. It is SO LOW.
The bar. It is SO LOW.
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Man, if I stumble into making tens of millions of dollars I hope I have the good sense to shut the fuck up and build a bunch of libraries and fund food banks so when I check out peoples first response isn’t “So, that asshole’s done.”
The bar. It is SO LOW.
The bar. It is SO LOW.
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Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
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Vance's conduct this week is obviously impeachable. I'm talking about his public conduct. Whatever private murder coverup he's participating in is what you find out once you start impeachment.
January 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Vance's conduct this week is obviously impeachable. I'm talking about his public conduct. Whatever private murder coverup he's participating in is what you find out once you start impeachment.
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Really fun group discussion over on Twitter about what “murder” actually is. Learning a lot!
January 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Really fun group discussion over on Twitter about what “murder” actually is. Learning a lot!
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Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
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Watch the fucking video. Grow up.
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Watch the fucking video. Grow up.
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I consider this a shared award for her work in STREETS OF FIRE.
January 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I consider this a shared award for her work in STREETS OF FIRE.
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Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
As a kid in the late 80s and early 90s, spontaneous human combustion (SHC) seemed like it was going to be a much larger issue in adulthood.
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
As a kid in the late 80s and early 90s, spontaneous human combustion (SHC) seemed like it was going to be a much larger issue in adulthood.
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If there only was a word for a governing system in which one set of laws applied to people of a specific race, and a completely different and much harsher set of laws applied to those of another race...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...
December 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If there only was a word for a governing system in which one set of laws applied to people of a specific race, and a completely different and much harsher set of laws applied to those of another race...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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Did you ever think you'd see Jason at Christmas? Check out this festive fright I wrote and directed for @paramountscares.com starring legendary final girl Melanie Kinnaman and brought to life by an incredible crew of merry mischief makers! youtu.be/A9X6_i2Zt1g?...
Season's Screamings | ROSEMARY’S BABY, SMILE 2, SHUTTER ISLAND + More! | Paramount
YouTube video by Paramount Scares
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December 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Did you ever think you'd see Jason at Christmas? Check out this festive fright I wrote and directed for @paramountscares.com starring legendary final girl Melanie Kinnaman and brought to life by an incredible crew of merry mischief makers! youtu.be/A9X6_i2Zt1g?...
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Ki ki ki, ho ho ho! Jason Voorhees and FRIDAY THE 13TH: A NEW BEGINNING final girl Melanie Kinnaman get festive in a new holiday spot for Paramount Scares - watch it right here.
Jason Voorhees Gets Festive For New Paramount Scares Holiday Spot
Ki ki ki, ho ho ho! Jason Voorhees and FRIDAY THE 13TH: A NEW BEGINNING final girl Melanie Kinnaman get festive in a new holiday spot for Paramount Scares - watch it right here.
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December 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ki ki ki, ho ho ho! Jason Voorhees and FRIDAY THE 13TH: A NEW BEGINNING final girl Melanie Kinnaman get festive in a new holiday spot for Paramount Scares - watch it right here.
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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
From 2024. Details Trump's previous failure to oust Maduro. I know we're not all geopolitical masterminds here, but he's doing the same nonsense, and this time he's willing to get American soldiers killed because of his failures of policy & diplomacy. Utter loser. Worth a revisit:
The Untold Story of Trump's Failed Attempt to Overthrow Venezuela's President
A successful CIA hack of Venezuela's military payroll system, insider fights for spy agency resources, and messy opposition politics: A WIRED investigation reveals a secret Trump-era attempt to oust a...
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December 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
From 2024. Details Trump's previous failure to oust Maduro. I know we're not all geopolitical masterminds here, but he's doing the same nonsense, and this time he's willing to get American soldiers killed because of his failures of policy & diplomacy. Utter loser. Worth a revisit:
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Here’s @michaelvarrati.bsky.social doing important work
With a BAYWATCH reboot on the horizon, we got to thinking about the sea monsters, vampires, werewolves, and mermaids from the wonderfully unhinged second (and last) season of BAYWATCH NIGHTS.
How A BAYWATCH Spinoff Turned David Hasselhoff Into A Monster Fighter
With a BAYWATCH reboot on the horizon, we got to thinking about the sea monsters, vampires, werewolves, and mermaids from the wonderfully unhinged second (and last) season of BAYWATCH NIGHTS.
dlvr.it
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Here’s @michaelvarrati.bsky.social doing important work
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You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
I've never had it, but now that I know it outsells Coca-Cola in Sweden during the holiday season... I need a Julmust supplier.
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I've never had it, but now that I know it outsells Coca-Cola in Sweden during the holiday season... I need a Julmust supplier.
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This is the lady who wrote Michelle Obama's "When they go low, we go high" speech
I'm struck by this clip of former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz saying Holocaust education has backfired in part because people Palestinians as victims: "They think the lesson of the Holocaust is…you fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people."
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From the JewsOfConscience community on Reddit: Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz speaking to the Jewish Federation and lamenting that young people are learning the wrong lessons from Holocaust e...
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November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is the lady who wrote Michelle Obama's "When they go low, we go high" speech
Just two divorced dudes living together, railing cocaine, and watching movies 24/7... some call this 'a midlife crisis'.
These guys called it mid-1976 to autumn of 1978.
These guys called it mid-1976 to autumn of 1978.
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just two divorced dudes living together, railing cocaine, and watching movies 24/7... some call this 'a midlife crisis'.
These guys called it mid-1976 to autumn of 1978.
These guys called it mid-1976 to autumn of 1978.
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me, completely unprompted
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
me, completely unprompted
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It’s important to remember that Donald Trump doesn’t like even the people around him that praise him 24/7z The only people he ever seemed to genuinely like were Roy Cohn and Jeffrey Epstein
I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It’s important to remember that Donald Trump doesn’t like even the people around him that praise him 24/7z The only people he ever seemed to genuinely like were Roy Cohn and Jeffrey Epstein
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Trump echoing the frantic awake-for-72-hours tone he had in his Russia denials for his Epstein denials really leaves the impression that this guy is just a Santa sack of guilty.
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Trump echoing the frantic awake-for-72-hours tone he had in his Russia denials for his Epstein denials really leaves the impression that this guy is just a Santa sack of guilty.