Mark
@peelacres.bsky.social
Trains. Beer. Vegan food. Nature. Cats. Views. Adventures. Typefaces. Trig pillars. Parkrun. Bridges. Liverpool resident. Green socialist. Seadog.
Spotify's useless algorithm strikes again. Pretty sure New Order haven't gone J or K pop.
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Spotify's useless algorithm strikes again. Pretty sure New Order haven't gone J or K pop.
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The theft was noticed when the lorry arrived with less cargo
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The theft was noticed when the lorry arrived with less cargo
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Keep your receipt guys, you’ve been had. That polar bear is, in fact, what’s known as a “cow”.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Keep your receipt guys, you’ve been had. That polar bear is, in fact, what’s known as a “cow”.
Ronly Honly 😂
![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Ronly Honly 😂
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Happy Boris Johnson could urinate through my mam’s letterbox and I’d still vote for him Day to all who celebrate
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Happy Boris Johnson could urinate through my mam’s letterbox and I’d still vote for him Day to all who celebrate
A great pub, based on my one visit to tick off W7 on our London postcode challenge. Had a great American wheat beer from local brewery Weird Beard. If I didn't live 200+ miles away I'd visit more.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
A great pub, based on my one visit to tick off W7 on our London postcode challenge. Had a great American wheat beer from local brewery Weird Beard. If I didn't live 200+ miles away I'd visit more.
Still tiptoeing around this racist prick I see. Good old impartiality.
BBC News - Farage says he's 'never directly racially abused anybody' after school racism claims
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Farage says he's 'never directly racially abused anybody' after school racism claims
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Nigel Farage says he's 'never directly racially abused anybody'
The Reform UK leader was responding to reports he made racist remarks to his peers in school in the 1970s.
www.bbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Still tiptoeing around this racist prick I see. Good old impartiality.
BBC News - Farage says he's 'never directly racially abused anybody' after school racism claims
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Farage says he's 'never directly racially abused anybody' after school racism claims
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Oh no, my violin is so timy I cannot find it.
I don't think this was actually deliberately published as ragebait, but the entitlement contained within is remarkable and a classic example of the sort of sentiment governments sometimes just have to face down inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...?
We were hit with a £148k inheritance tax bill when mum died at 97 - it's disgusting
Jill Lemon has labelled inheritance tax as 'cruel', 'horrible' and 'unfair'
inews.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Oh no, my violin is so timy I cannot find it.
Dear Argos, everyone knows Argos sells more than toys. Love, everyone.
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Dear Argos, everyone knows Argos sells more than toys. Love, everyone.
Rushden & Diamonds match abandonment was the right response from the referee. Non-league deserves a better reaction.
open.substack.com/pub/hpbp/p/r...
open.substack.com/pub/hpbp/p/r...
Rushden & Diamonds match abandonment was the right response from the referee. Non-league deserves a better reaction.
The idiotic opinions of social media meatheads have no bearing on football safeguarding in the real world
open.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Rushden & Diamonds match abandonment was the right response from the referee. Non-league deserves a better reaction.
open.substack.com/pub/hpbp/p/r...
open.substack.com/pub/hpbp/p/r...
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Confiscating jewellery from survivors of a war zone makes you look like a fucking Nazi. And the obscene thing is, that is the intention. It's there to look appropriately harsh. Indecent. Filthy. A moral stain. And no-one of good character would have ever proposed such a thing in the first place.
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Confiscating jewellery from survivors of a war zone makes you look like a fucking Nazi. And the obscene thing is, that is the intention. It's there to look appropriately harsh. Indecent. Filthy. A moral stain. And no-one of good character would have ever proposed such a thing in the first place.
I have been saying this for a while but it seems the likes of Wayne Rooney prefer to make crass comments about downing tools.
Should we be talking more about Diogo Jota? www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Should we be talking more about Diogo Jota? www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Should we be talking more about Diogo Jota?
It would be strange if the Portuguese's tragic death was not weighing on his old colleagues' minds in this difficult season
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I have been saying this for a while but it seems the likes of Wayne Rooney prefer to make crass comments about downing tools.
Should we be talking more about Diogo Jota? www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Should we be talking more about Diogo Jota? www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
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‘It is on the border between the ordinary and the peculiar that Martin Parr likes to work. He points out, more than once, that what is commonplace now will one day be remarkable.’
Rosemary Hill reviews Parr’s memoir ‘Utterly Lazy and Inattentive’.
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Rosemary Hill reviews Parr’s memoir ‘Utterly Lazy and Inattentive’.
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Rosemary Hill · Saturdays at the Sewage Works: Martin Parr’s People
It is on the border between the ordinary and the peculiar that Parr likes to work. He points out, more than once, that...
www.lrb.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
‘It is on the border between the ordinary and the peculiar that Martin Parr likes to work. He points out, more than once, that what is commonplace now will one day be remarkable.’
Rosemary Hill reviews Parr’s memoir ‘Utterly Lazy and Inattentive’.
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Rosemary Hill reviews Parr’s memoir ‘Utterly Lazy and Inattentive’.
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Nice of Greggs to make the first challenge of their current promotion inaccessible to vegans due to dropping plant based milk.
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Nice of Greggs to make the first challenge of their current promotion inaccessible to vegans due to dropping plant based milk.
Some people are concerned about the pressures on local infrastructure.
Fuck off. 100% of these cunts are racist dickheads who hate anyone not white and English.
Fuck off. 100% of these cunts are racist dickheads who hate anyone not white and English.
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Some people are concerned about the pressures on local infrastructure.
Fuck off. 100% of these cunts are racist dickheads who hate anyone not white and English.
Fuck off. 100% of these cunts are racist dickheads who hate anyone not white and English.
Got the worst table hoggers I've seen in a long time right now in Tapping the Admiral. @totalcurtis.bsky.social
The Pellicle Essential Guide to Pub Ettiquette!
Already noted as curmudgeonly by @boakandbailey.bsky.social, we prefer "righteously bothered."
Table rezzies, bogey-filled tissues in empty glasses, rounds and more, all documented for posterity.
www.pelliclemag.com/home/2025/10...
Already noted as curmudgeonly by @boakandbailey.bsky.social, we prefer "righteously bothered."
Table rezzies, bogey-filled tissues in empty glasses, rounds and more, all documented for posterity.
www.pelliclemag.com/home/2025/10...
The Essential Guide to Pub Etiquette — Pellicle
It was the writer and politician Hilaire Belloc (1870–1953) who famously said, “ Change your hearts or you will lose your inns and you will deserve to have lost them. But when you have lost your inns ...
www.pelliclemag.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Got the worst table hoggers I've seen in a long time right now in Tapping the Admiral. @totalcurtis.bsky.social
Oh Nick. So rational throughout. Joe and you were so obvious faithfuls. He'd played such a strong game, do you really think he'd have blown it like that at the end. Mistaking human politeness for treachery seems a very Britain in 2025 to hing to do. #thetraitors #celebritytraitors
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Oh Nick. So rational throughout. Joe and you were so obvious faithfuls. He'd played such a strong game, do you really think he'd have blown it like that at the end. Mistaking human politeness for treachery seems a very Britain in 2025 to hing to do. #thetraitors #celebritytraitors
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The true winner is men being kind to each other #celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The true winner is men being kind to each other #celebritytraitors
Dear antisocial dickheads of L8, I'm sure those fireworks look magnificent at 3:40pm daylight.
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Dear antisocial dickheads of L8, I'm sure those fireworks look magnificent at 3:40pm daylight.
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This could be an Irish woman
November 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
This could be an Irish woman
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The sheer grifting determination of these ghouls knows no bounds. Even as we hear the man charged is a British national who lives in Peterborough with police suggesting no obvious terror link, they cling desperately to the idea this is somehow linked to immigration. Shameless stuff.
November 3, 2025 at 9:40 AM
The sheer grifting determination of these ghouls knows no bounds. Even as we hear the man charged is a British national who lives in Peterborough with police suggesting no obvious terror link, they cling desperately to the idea this is somehow linked to immigration. Shameless stuff.
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First Light on Primrose Lane, 2022, painting by Peak District artist Clare Allan. #WomensArt
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
First Light on Primrose Lane, 2022, painting by Peak District artist Clare Allan. #WomensArt