Perkus Tooth
@perkustooth.bsky.social
the ambition to chill
I read and I write
power to the people
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I read and I write
power to the people
hoop
Pinned
white people this morning treating bad bunny’s show like infinite jest
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
white people this morning treating bad bunny’s show like infinite jest
I have been make your own pizza pilled
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I have been make your own pizza pilled
in canada all our superbowl commercials have jay baruchel in them
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
in canada all our superbowl commercials have jay baruchel in them
framed!! v happy with this one 🙏🏼🔫
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
framed!! v happy with this one 🙏🏼🔫
going outside to sit with a cup of coffee and finish a book
February 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
going outside to sit with a cup of coffee and finish a book
I could win gold at smolkin on that gleb
Olympians love to be named gleb smolkin
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I could win gold at smolkin on that gleb
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They’ll be hearing from his father
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
They’ll be hearing from his father
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They should put the opening crawl to Star Wars the phantom menace on the curling ice so that when you are watching you can read the synopsis as the thing slides down the ice
February 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
They should put the opening crawl to Star Wars the phantom menace on the curling ice so that when you are watching you can read the synopsis as the thing slides down the ice
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It never ceases to amaze me when people who have more money they can spend in a lifetime start hawking immoral products so they can make a little more money.
February 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
It never ceases to amaze me when people who have more money they can spend in a lifetime start hawking immoral products so they can make a little more money.
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my brain: tiny fart no one will notice
my ass:
my ass:
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
my brain: tiny fart no one will notice
my ass:
my ass:
you can condemn what trump shared as disgustingly racist AND not rehab a war criminal
February 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
you can condemn what trump shared as disgustingly racist AND not rehab a war criminal
for every left leaning american who put their life on the line in besieged cities, there’s 20 who couldn't even stop playing wordle
The New York Times has finally covered the Trump video of Obama as an ape — and they are still providing cover for him. Fuck the Times.
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
for every left leaning american who put their life on the line in besieged cities, there’s 20 who couldn't even stop playing wordle
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"While you were studying the blade, I got ruined by bitcoin."
February 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
"While you were studying the blade, I got ruined by bitcoin."
boss: we’ve been looking for you for half an hour
me:
me:
February 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
boss: we’ve been looking for you for half an hour
me:
me:
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Defense attorney: Is the person who made you say “unngghh” in the courtroom today?
Me: He is.
Defense attorney: Can you point to him?
[I point at Master P; Silkk the Shocker gasps, swoons, and faints into C-Murder’s arms]
The defense rests its case.
Me: He is.
Defense attorney: Can you point to him?
[I point at Master P; Silkk the Shocker gasps, swoons, and faints into C-Murder’s arms]
The defense rests its case.
February 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Defense attorney: Is the person who made you say “unngghh” in the courtroom today?
Me: He is.
Defense attorney: Can you point to him?
[I point at Master P; Silkk the Shocker gasps, swoons, and faints into C-Murder’s arms]
The defense rests its case.
Me: He is.
Defense attorney: Can you point to him?
[I point at Master P; Silkk the Shocker gasps, swoons, and faints into C-Murder’s arms]
The defense rests its case.
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uncs-only mars colony by 2030
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 AM
uncs-only mars colony by 2030
me watching the damn rappies
the fix is in
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
me watching the damn rappies
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Every Chicago Bulls GM at the trade deadline
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Every Chicago Bulls GM at the trade deadline