Perkus Tooth
@perkustooth.bsky.social
the ambition to chill
I read and I write
power to the people
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I read and I write
power to the people
hoop
Pinned
“plot” is cute
The Plot to Enslave America:
Huge outperformance this quarter of so called “low-income” plays:
1. Dollar General
2. Southwest Air
3. Walmart
@cnbc.com
1. Dollar General
2. Southwest Air
3. Walmart
@cnbc.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
“plot” is cute
people wont even take to the streets on a work day but expect “the universe” to do something
Look, at some point the universe is going to start smacking us over the head with the symbolism.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
people wont even take to the streets on a work day but expect “the universe” to do something
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Santa calling on Rudolph to guide his sleigh was Heat Culture
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Santa calling on Rudolph to guide his sleigh was Heat Culture
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My name is Inigo Montoya. You weaponized therapy speak against my father. Prepare to step back from your role in this organization.
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My name is Inigo Montoya. You weaponized therapy speak against my father. Prepare to step back from your role in this organization.
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director quentin tarantino faces backlash following his comments about king of the hill character bill dauterive
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
director quentin tarantino faces backlash following his comments about king of the hill character bill dauterive
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"Did you hear the news"
December 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Did you hear the news"
russillo taught him the art of the b&e
Every night I fall asleep to the sound of Bill Simmons voice. I don’t know how he keeps getting into my house
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
russillo taught him the art of the b&e
apricot gouda grilled cheese and tomato pesto soup to the head
December 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
apricot gouda grilled cheese and tomato pesto soup to the head
cracking open a cold one
December 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
cracking open a cold one
when your paint huffing cousin comes
back from his “walk”
back from his “walk”
December 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
when your paint huffing cousin comes
back from his “walk”
back from his “walk”
popozao is so back
Kevin Federline Unplugged
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
popozao is so back
hc dudes be like this is my favourite venue
it’d be bad for society but I’m in favor of more fights at Whole Foods. elite news read from the anchor here, too.
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
hc dudes be like this is my favourite venue
does draymond know about this
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
does draymond know about this
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Upgrading my iCloud storage to download the Kris Murray app
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Upgrading my iCloud storage to download the Kris Murray app
got this for the kid yesterday so at least theres that
December 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
got this for the kid yesterday so at least theres that
(lying for clout) brandon ingram is not the greatest basketball player of all time
(lying for clout) Luis Bunuel never spoke on set
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
(lying for clout) brandon ingram is not the greatest basketball player of all time
rare phil ancelmo
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
rare phil ancelmo
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At the Garden, starting a “B-T-K” chant because a guy has a mustache and glasses
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
At the Garden, starting a “B-T-K” chant because a guy has a mustache and glasses
hp lovecraft be like
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
hp lovecraft be like
Dunkin Doughnuts
Michael McDonald’s
Burger King Crimson
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Dunkin Doughnuts
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Joel Embiid's moving like he's wearing the magnetized boots from the Face/Off prison
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Joel Embiid's moving like he's wearing the magnetized boots from the Face/Off prison