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this is what it sounds like when i am reading the news headlines of the day
April 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
this is what it sounds like when i am reading the news headlines of the day
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A good name for a baker would he Brendan Butter
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
A good name for a baker would he Brendan Butter
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Onion ass title
February 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Onion ass title
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Oh cool, you're on threads? That's what I'm hanging on by
February 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Oh cool, you're on threads? That's what I'm hanging on by
The question we are all asking 🙏
February 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The question we are all asking 🙏
A guy really brought a whole ass rotisserie chicken into the dog park 😒
February 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
A guy really brought a whole ass rotisserie chicken into the dog park 😒
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I can’t believe Fox News posted this Anti-ICE video with a protester on a speaker saying “You’re going to become suicidal. You’re going to become impotent”
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I can’t believe Fox News posted this Anti-ICE video with a protester on a speaker saying “You’re going to become suicidal. You’re going to become impotent”
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Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate cat attorneys.
February 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate cat attorneys.
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Nick Adams is like an updated version of when Colbert’s bit was fresh. Except he’s doing it in earnest
Okay never mind I don’t think it’s a bit holy shit lmao en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Ad...
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Nick Adams is like an updated version of when Colbert’s bit was fresh. Except he’s doing it in earnest
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You walk into a restroom and hear someone in the toilet singing or humming. What song would make you crack up the most?
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You walk into a restroom and hear someone in the toilet singing or humming. What song would make you crack up the most?
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Karate Onion from Parappa the Rapper: Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya Nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher now
Joe Rogan: that’s wild, like if you believe in giants they could live under the earth
Joe Rogan: that’s wild, like if you believe in giants they could live under the earth
AI-Generated Podcasts Starring Characters Like God Of War's Kratos Might Be Sony's Worst Patent Ever https://kotaku.com/sony-playstation-ps5-ai-genai-podcast-patent-kratos-aloy-2000665334
Sony Patents AI-Generated Podcasts By Characters Like Kratos
The podcast would give you updates on games you’re playing in the simulated voices of your favorite characters
kotaku.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Karate Onion from Parappa the Rapper: Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya Nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher now
Joe Rogan: that’s wild, like if you believe in giants they could live under the earth
Joe Rogan: that’s wild, like if you believe in giants they could live under the earth
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Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
November 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
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i feel like this instagram reel gets truer every day
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 AM
i feel like this instagram reel gets truer every day
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oh you already know he’s white 😒
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
oh you already know he’s white 😒
Me making up a guy to hate: This piece of SHIT doesn’t have any herbs or spices in his kitchen!!!
February 3, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Me making up a guy to hate: This piece of SHIT doesn’t have any herbs or spices in his kitchen!!!
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There is a collective version of "made up a guy to be mad at."
Someone makes up a guy to be mad at. Someone else reads it and thinks the person exists, so they also post about it. Suddenly everyone is arguing with no one, but they are all convinced he exists because everyone is arguing with him.
Someone makes up a guy to be mad at. Someone else reads it and thinks the person exists, so they also post about it. Suddenly everyone is arguing with no one, but they are all convinced he exists because everyone is arguing with him.
February 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
There is a collective version of "made up a guy to be mad at."
Someone makes up a guy to be mad at. Someone else reads it and thinks the person exists, so they also post about it. Suddenly everyone is arguing with no one, but they are all convinced he exists because everyone is arguing with him.
Someone makes up a guy to be mad at. Someone else reads it and thinks the person exists, so they also post about it. Suddenly everyone is arguing with no one, but they are all convinced he exists because everyone is arguing with him.
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my only groundhog’s day meme
February 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
my only groundhog’s day meme
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people act like they’re too high brow for Minions kind of humor, but if a fart gun had been invented in real life there would be military contracts detailing who gets what and how. Adam Sandler would be in the cabinet right now, dude
February 1, 2026 at 9:22 PM
people act like they’re too high brow for Minions kind of humor, but if a fart gun had been invented in real life there would be military contracts detailing who gets what and how. Adam Sandler would be in the cabinet right now, dude
My dog just barfed up a big pile of shit
February 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
My dog just barfed up a big pile of shit
All i’s gotsta say is it’s fortunate that that kid had a bunny hat on so people found him cute
February 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
All i’s gotsta say is it’s fortunate that that kid had a bunny hat on so people found him cute
To me, it would have to be Happy Birthday
You walk into a restroom and hear someone in the toilet singing or humming. What song would make you crack up the most?
February 1, 2026 at 6:19 PM
To me, it would have to be Happy Birthday