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Feeding my nephew a store bought pie shell for supper
March 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Feeding my nephew a store bought pie shell for supper
Only one thing to do
paragraph 48: "In Mr. Trump’s second term, Ms. Britt has voted in line with the president 100 percent of the time."
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Only one thing to do
Someone who is good at history, please tell me:
What is the closest historical precedent to what is currently happening in the US?
What is the closest historical precedent to what is currently happening in the US?
February 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Someone who is good at history, please tell me:
What is the closest historical precedent to what is currently happening in the US?
What is the closest historical precedent to what is currently happening in the US?
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they call me cowboy
i’m dumb as a rock
just last week my head got stuck in a sock
i’m dumb as a rock
just last week my head got stuck in a sock
February 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
they call me cowboy
i’m dumb as a rock
just last week my head got stuck in a sock
i’m dumb as a rock
just last week my head got stuck in a sock
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Too lazy to go to store, making soup out of condiments
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Too lazy to go to store, making soup out of condiments
Just heard Epstein talk for the first time the other day and he sounds exactly like woody allen lmao
February 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Just heard Epstein talk for the first time the other day and he sounds exactly like woody allen lmao
I’m the mentally illest cowboy you ever done see
Don’t take my word for it
just look at my pee pee
Don’t take my word for it
just look at my pee pee
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I’m the mentally illest cowboy you ever done see
Don’t take my word for it
just look at my pee pee
Don’t take my word for it
just look at my pee pee
Im back with a beaver’s hat
And I sat on my cat!
I have a cartoon of a rat
That I tatted on my fat
And I sat on my cat!
I have a cartoon of a rat
That I tatted on my fat
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Im back with a beaver’s hat
And I sat on my cat!
I have a cartoon of a rat
That I tatted on my fat
And I sat on my cat!
I have a cartoon of a rat
That I tatted on my fat
Still holds up!
this is what it sounds like when i am reading the news headlines of the day
February 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Still holds up!
Imaging a guy just searching for “sex” on youtube
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Imaging a guy just searching for “sex” on youtube
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this is what it sounds like when i am reading the news headlines of the day
April 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
this is what it sounds like when i am reading the news headlines of the day
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A good name for a baker would he Brendan Butter
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
A good name for a baker would he Brendan Butter
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Onion ass title
February 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Onion ass title
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Oh cool, you're on threads? That's what I'm hanging on by
February 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Oh cool, you're on threads? That's what I'm hanging on by
The question we are all asking 🙏
February 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The question we are all asking 🙏
A guy really brought a whole ass rotisserie chicken into the dog park 😒
February 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
A guy really brought a whole ass rotisserie chicken into the dog park 😒
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I can’t believe Fox News posted this Anti-ICE video with a protester on a speaker saying “You’re going to become suicidal. You’re going to become impotent”
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I can’t believe Fox News posted this Anti-ICE video with a protester on a speaker saying “You’re going to become suicidal. You’re going to become impotent”
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Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate cat attorneys.
February 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate cat attorneys.
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Nick Adams is like an updated version of when Colbert’s bit was fresh. Except he’s doing it in earnest
Okay never mind I don’t think it’s a bit holy shit lmao en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Ad...
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Nick Adams is like an updated version of when Colbert’s bit was fresh. Except he’s doing it in earnest
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You walk into a restroom and hear someone in the toilet singing or humming. What song would make you crack up the most?
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You walk into a restroom and hear someone in the toilet singing or humming. What song would make you crack up the most?
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Karate Onion from Parappa the Rapper: Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya Nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher now
Joe Rogan: that’s wild, like if you believe in giants they could live under the earth
Joe Rogan: that’s wild, like if you believe in giants they could live under the earth
AI-Generated Podcasts Starring Characters Like God Of War's Kratos Might Be Sony's Worst Patent Ever https://kotaku.com/sony-playstation-ps5-ai-genai-podcast-patent-kratos-aloy-2000665334
Sony Patents AI-Generated Podcasts By Characters Like Kratos
The podcast would give you updates on games you’re playing in the simulated voices of your favorite characters
kotaku.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Karate Onion from Parappa the Rapper: Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya Nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher now
Joe Rogan: that’s wild, like if you believe in giants they could live under the earth
Joe Rogan: that’s wild, like if you believe in giants they could live under the earth
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Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
November 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud