Petrichor3075
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Dear purveyor of questionable A.I. Tai Chi commercials:
Yes, I know I'm a fat old slob. I'm however not going to take advice from men who don't know when it is not appropriate to go shirtless.
Yes, I know I'm a fat old slob. I'm however not going to take advice from men who don't know when it is not appropriate to go shirtless.
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Dear purveyor of questionable A.I. Tai Chi commercials:
Yes, I know I'm a fat old slob. I'm however not going to take advice from men who don't know when it is not appropriate to go shirtless.
Yes, I know I'm a fat old slob. I'm however not going to take advice from men who don't know when it is not appropriate to go shirtless.
Dear publishers, please be aware that if you advertise a book as a "Romantasy" I will refuse to buy it.
I will also not buy a book that calls itself an oral history.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I will also not buy a book that calls itself an oral history.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dear publishers, please be aware that if you advertise a book as a "Romantasy" I will refuse to buy it.
I will also not buy a book that calls itself an oral history.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I will also not buy a book that calls itself an oral history.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo
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Proud of us!
After months of internal discussions, federal agencies began posting on the left-friendly social network. Within days, they dominated a list of the most-blocked accounts.
Inside the Trump Adminstration's Bluesky Invasion
On Friday, after months of internal discussions, federal agencies began posting on the left-friendly social network. Within days, they dominated a list of the most-blocked accounts.
wrd.cm
October 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Proud of us!
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October 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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My publisher’s been very patient. I’m not doing everything I said I’d do to promote this book (out in a few weeks) because I’m an organizer in a city under federal attack. My days are full and emotionally exhausting. Any help getting the word out means a lot. It's a book people need right now.
Read This When Things Fall Apart by Kelly Hayes | Pilsen Community Books
A bundle of letters to activists and organizers on the frontlines in catastrophic times from Let This Radicalize You co-author Kelly Hayes In social movements, some heartbreaks are all but inevitable.
www.pilsencommunitybooks.com
October 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My publisher’s been very patient. I’m not doing everything I said I’d do to promote this book (out in a few weeks) because I’m an organizer in a city under federal attack. My days are full and emotionally exhausting. Any help getting the word out means a lot. It's a book people need right now.
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Robert De Niro: “Now we have a would-be king — King Donald the First. Fuck that. I’m Robert De Niro and I’m asking you to stand up and be counted in the nationwide No Kings protest on October 18th”
👉👉 nokings.org
👉👉 nokings.org
October 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Robert De Niro: “Now we have a would-be king — King Donald the First. Fuck that. I’m Robert De Niro and I’m asking you to stand up and be counted in the nationwide No Kings protest on October 18th”
👉👉 nokings.org
👉👉 nokings.org
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*PUBLICATIE*
Hallo allemaal, ik heb een artikel geschreven over de jaarlijkse meting van de gletsjers in 🇨🇭
Een noodklokverhaal, dus ❤️🙏 voor repost (ook voor een druk op de donatieknop)
👇
2025 opnieuw rampjaar voor gletsjers in Zwitserland - Reporters Online
reportersonline.nl/2025-opnieuw...
Hallo allemaal, ik heb een artikel geschreven over de jaarlijkse meting van de gletsjers in 🇨🇭
Een noodklokverhaal, dus ❤️🙏 voor repost (ook voor een druk op de donatieknop)
👇
2025 opnieuw rampjaar voor gletsjers in Zwitserland - Reporters Online
reportersonline.nl/2025-opnieuw...
2025 opnieuw rampjaar voor gletsjers in Zwitserland - Reporters Online
2025 is een slecht jaar voor de gletsjers in Zwitserland. In de laatste tien jaar is inmiddels een kwart van het gletsjerijs verdwenen
reportersonline.nl
October 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
*PUBLICATIE*
Hallo allemaal, ik heb een artikel geschreven over de jaarlijkse meting van de gletsjers in 🇨🇭
Een noodklokverhaal, dus ❤️🙏 voor repost (ook voor een druk op de donatieknop)
👇
2025 opnieuw rampjaar voor gletsjers in Zwitserland - Reporters Online
reportersonline.nl/2025-opnieuw...
Hallo allemaal, ik heb een artikel geschreven over de jaarlijkse meting van de gletsjers in 🇨🇭
Een noodklokverhaal, dus ❤️🙏 voor repost (ook voor een druk op de donatieknop)
👇
2025 opnieuw rampjaar voor gletsjers in Zwitserland - Reporters Online
reportersonline.nl/2025-opnieuw...
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Ongeveer 11.000 statushouders krijgen jaarlijks voorrang op een huurwoning en ongeveer 100.000 tot 200.000 expats krijgen voorrang op een huurwoning dankzij de expatregeling, die het leven in de grote steden volstrekt onbetaalbaar heeft gemaakt, maar daar hoor je onze Volendamse nepregent niet over.
Voorrang huurwoning statushouders moet van tafel, zegt kabinet
Voorrang huurwoning statushouders moet van tafel, zegt kabinet
Het demissionaire kabinet noemt de voorrangsregel niet uit te leggen aan Nederlanders die soms al tien jaar op een huis wachten.
nos.nl
October 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Ongeveer 11.000 statushouders krijgen jaarlijks voorrang op een huurwoning en ongeveer 100.000 tot 200.000 expats krijgen voorrang op een huurwoning dankzij de expatregeling, die het leven in de grote steden volstrekt onbetaalbaar heeft gemaakt, maar daar hoor je onze Volendamse nepregent niet over.
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Onbegrijpelijk dat politici als Faber, nu bij @pauwendewit.bsky.social worden uitgenodigd. Alle vragen ketsen af tegen de gebruikelijke tirades over de asielzoekers en zo wordt de interviewer niks anders dan een middel om te achterban verder op te jutten
October 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Onbegrijpelijk dat politici als Faber, nu bij @pauwendewit.bsky.social worden uitgenodigd. Alle vragen ketsen af tegen de gebruikelijke tirades over de asielzoekers en zo wordt de interviewer niks anders dan een middel om te achterban verder op te jutten
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Sam Foster
@samformarietta.bsky.social
@samformarietta.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sam Foster
@samformarietta.bsky.social
@samformarietta.bsky.social
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as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus
September 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus
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No there are not fine people on both sides
September 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
No there are not fine people on both sides
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I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation
September 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation
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“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump
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I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.
September 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.
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Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
August 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!
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After the 2024 election, in my horror and disbelief, I looked up how to get involved in my county Democratic Party in what I assumed was a vain attempt to change things
8 months later, I’m a board member of an affiliate club and an associate member of the central committee. You can do it, too!
8 months later, I’m a board member of an affiliate club and an associate member of the central committee. You can do it, too!
August 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
After the 2024 election, in my horror and disbelief, I looked up how to get involved in my county Democratic Party in what I assumed was a vain attempt to change things
8 months later, I’m a board member of an affiliate club and an associate member of the central committee. You can do it, too!
8 months later, I’m a board member of an affiliate club and an associate member of the central committee. You can do it, too!
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”