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Will Piner
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Raleigh law nerd. Secretary and Parliamentarian for NC Antifa (Raleigh Chapter). Love dogs, Formula One and Canes hockey. Opinions are, unfortunately, just mine.
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FDA Approves New Drug  That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
FDA Approves New Drug  That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Freddie Andersen, thank you for your service but I don’t think I need to see you play any more games this year if Kooch and Bussi are both healthy. #CarolinaCulture
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
- The Wooten Brothers (best show I’ve ever seen, and it’s not close)
- Sleep Token
- VOLA
- Poppy
- Tune-Yards
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *

* multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
One of these with “Byrne” on the back would go
Now I need one of these
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Turing failed to consider whether a human thinking a machine is sentient might actually be a sign that the human isn't intelligent rather than the machine being intelligent.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Really wish our guys hadn’t hesitated and got straight to beating his ass before the zebras intervened. #CarolinaCulture
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

(This tracks, and also I’m fine with it)
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
They can’t let us get Slavin back, because the second this whole team is healthy it’s over for you hoes. #CarolinaCulture
"Jaccob Slavin got in some ice work prior to Canes 11:00 team practice at Lenovo. Skated hard, made all his turns effortlessly but still can tell he’s a ways away from returning. Encouraging though to see him on the ice." - Todd Gibson, WNCN (local CBS)
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We’re boiling the planet and demolishing thousands, maybe millions of people’s livelihoods in large part because the least funny, least clever, least creative people in the entire world deeply resent everyone who actually is any of those things.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
On one hand, gaping in horror at members of our government just flat-out saying they’re going to deliberately start a war for oil.

On the other, quietly remembering that their unprompted public confessions will be useful when the time comes to convene the tribunals.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I was just midway through typing something snarky about us always shooting directly into the crest on the goalie’s jersey. So, you’re welcome. #CarolinaCulture
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’m not saying that if we elected hundreds of charming socialists and kept putting them in a room with Trump, it would save American democracy with 100% certainty. I just think we ought to look into it.
"Would you feel comfortable living in New York City under a Mamdani administration?"

Trump: "I would"

Ackman just started throwing up and crying.
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I loved his arm. I hated the idea of an intruder therein.
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Really enjoying ICE finding out North Carolina is an open carry state with a stand your ground law. My current favourite genre of TikTok videos is ICE agents in full camo in the woods being hunted by North Carolinians
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The Republican Party—not just the electeds, but the voters too—has abandoned any pretense of commitment to democracy and the rule of law, and if they are not marginalized by any means necessary we are going to lose both of those things, to the extent they even still exist.
I recommend you listen to today's WaJo.

I've never seen Republican callers this furious. It's REALLY clarifying on just how authoritarian they are. They are freaked out at the idea soldiers can veto illegal orders.

www.c-span.org/program/wash...
Open Forum
Viewers commented on President Trump accusing Democrats of seditious behavior.
www.c-span.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Pleased to hear Andrew Tate has been “hyperliquidated,” albeit somewhat disappointed to learn that that word doesn’t quite mean what you’d hope.
www.thestreet.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The way things are trending now, if the Democrats did this unironically they’d win the next election by Ba’ath Party-esque margins.
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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um.

If this is what you're reaching for as a *comforting* comparison...
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Relax guys, they only did this because if you looked directly at the jobs numbers you’d melt like those guys in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Presumably on account of how good they are.
THE US BUREAU OF LABOR STATISTICS HAS DECIDED NOT TO PUBLISH THE OCTOBER 2025 EMPLOYMENT DATA, CAUSING UNCERTAINTY IN THE JOB MARKET.
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’m always saying this. #CarolinaCulture
fuck the dallas stars, man
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
And if anybody in Congress knows a thing or two about protecting victims of sex crimes and making sure their abusers are held to account, god knows it’s Gym Jordan.
Jim Jordan: "We're all for protecting innocent victims, we're all for exposing the bad guys who did bad guys who did bad things, but ... "
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Nuzzi today reminding everyone that RFK has a worm in his brain, while she has straight-up dogshit in hers.
“Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.”

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM