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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 8m

You want to talk about the master of the long con…

David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 8m

LOL - that was my first thought when I saw Antoon’s. I went scrolling for it

David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 10m

Is James Franklin secretly my hero?

11 years at at Penn State to go ~.500 in bowl games, 4-21 against Top 10 teams, lost to Pitt, never saw a #1 ranking and cost the school about $100M including getting paid $50M to NOT coach at the worst place ever.

In my wildest, I couldn’t troll PSU that well

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 26m

This is the deepest well.

Do you just have these ready to go for certain people?

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 3h

All the money in the world and we can’t get TruGreen at Acrisure?

David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 19h

Kirby Smart is only 49? I don’t know how to feel about that.

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 23h

Seems like you did not in fact make a big sandwich

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 23h

Pac-man still has eligibility? These COVID exceptions are out of control

Big Sky Conference @bigskyconf.bsky.social · 1d

Adam Jones had a season-high 173 yards on the ground to help No. 5 Montana State down Idaho State, 48-14

David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 23h

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 23h

I’m 1000% romanticizing the coaching carousel but I like to think at this point that no matter the amount offered, Penn State is the one school Narduzzi would tell to “eat a bag of d***s” at this point.

Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 1d

If Penn State is looking to make a change, there's a power conference head coach just two hours away in Pittsburgh who took a true freshman QB into a blue-blood stadium in Tallahassee today and walked out with a win 👀👀👀

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 1d

No Talent Required

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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 1d

Look at me I’m Kirk Herbstreit getting on a private jet with my dog to go watch football

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Ike Makos @ikemakos.bsky.social · 1d

King George III after William Pitt, the Earl of Chatham, makes his speech to the House of Lords in February 1775 declaring that America cannot be conquered:

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

Hey Pitt, what the fuck was that.

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 1d

If there were Yinzer rules for college football this would be one.

Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 1d

Pitt should always have a QB whose last name sounds like you’re talking with a mouthful of food

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 1d

Ummm…. can we burn the redshirt of “Donald Aaron” and get him out there to help on defense by any chance?

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 1d

1) Ask ASU will never not be funny
2) I actually don’t have a ton of ill will to Norvell but meh
3) How hold do you have to be to get this reference… we’re ancient

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 1d

What would Mike Norvell like for his birthday? Is it 3 4th down conversions and a Pitt TD?

#AskASU

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 7d

Y’all got any of that college football?!?

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 7d

Oh god, is 13-9 my generation’s 6-7?!?

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 8d

You should lose a timeout for doing that or something. It’s insane

David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 8d

James Franklin heard he was playing in the Rose Bowl and went into “Big Game James” mode

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 8d

Ah, it feels good to get the “this freshman QB is ‘him’ “ game out of the way early in the season.

Lots of time to come back to Earth before next year.

A normal year would see the QB change against Miami where we all get amped for a year after a 4-8 season.

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 14d

Because no one else will?

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David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · 15d

Is running illegal or something?

Kade Bell knows you can flip the play sheet over and pick something else right?

David Lawrence Hall @pittdlhall.bsky.social · May 8

Imagine if it was Boston tho...

Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · May 8

I am unapologetically telling you right now that Chicago is going to be insufferable about this, there is still a fading cardboard John Paul II in a Michigan Ave storefront looking out at Grant Park because he spoke there *once.*

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