planetmatt
@planetmatt.bsky.social
Here for photos of your dog, your lunch, and to escape Musk's hellscape of sycophantic blue tick simpletons.
I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.
I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.
I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
Anybody know when London Transport are giving Tesla a bus contract?
Farage talks about what would happen to Reform if he was hit by a bus...
Stop threatening me with a good time.
Stop threatening me with a good time.
February 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Anybody know when London Transport are giving Tesla a bus contract?
I read it and now, so must you.
This post is like the videotape from The Ring.
Tonty shagging the grief away is something I have just read, so I'm afraid you also have to
February 17, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I read it and now, so must you.
I predict Farage will be proven correct with his initial character evaluation, as Jenrick ousts Farage before the next election from his own party. Jenrick is an apex weasel who thrived in the backstabbing Tories for decades. Farage is toast.
Nigel Farage makes Robert Jenrick, who he previously said was a "fraud", and told his followers that "this man is not to be trusted", his Shadow Chancellor
February 17, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I predict Farage will be proven correct with his initial character evaluation, as Jenrick ousts Farage before the next election from his own party. Jenrick is an apex weasel who thrived in the backstabbing Tories for decades. Farage is toast.
Didn't Simon Cowell also assemble groups of rejects into new bands?
Just replace the standing up off the stools when somebody says, "deport em all", rather than a key change, and the crowd will go wild.
Just replace the standing up off the stools when somebody says, "deport em all", rather than a key change, and the crowd will go wild.
I’m in Westminster where Nigel Farage is about to unveil his ‘shadow cabinet’ and the decor is slightly bonkers. Looks like he’s going to launch a Simon Cowell-era boyband instead.
February 17, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Didn't Simon Cowell also assemble groups of rejects into new bands?
Just replace the standing up off the stools when somebody says, "deport em all", rather than a key change, and the crowd will go wild.
Just replace the standing up off the stools when somebody says, "deport em all", rather than a key change, and the crowd will go wild.
Real mystery why foreigners don't want to visit a country that could see them spend a month in a defacto concentration camp without due process for the crime of appearing brown, or tweeting their opinion on President Peado.
“…they don’t know why.”
It’s a complete fucking mystery isn’t it, bellends.
It’s a complete fucking mystery isn’t it, bellends.
February 17, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Real mystery why foreigners don't want to visit a country that could see them spend a month in a defacto concentration camp without due process for the crime of appearing brown, or tweeting their opinion on President Peado.
Meanwhile, in "Global Britain", we can't even build 140 miles of high speed rail, but it doesn't matter because we measure patriotism by who loves flags more rather than actual national achievement.
February 17, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Meanwhile, in "Global Britain", we can't even build 140 miles of high speed rail, but it doesn't matter because we measure patriotism by who loves flags more rather than actual national achievement.
Don't worry lads, there's plenty of cunts to go round.
Nigel Farage says he is announcing choices for top jobs to avoid being seen as a ‘one-man band’
Robert Jenrick to be Reform’s pick for chancellor
www.thetimes.com
February 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Don't worry lads, there's plenty of cunts to go round.
Science tastes amazing. This is just a fact.
Discos, Space Raiders, Squares: barely a natural ingredient between them and far nicer crisps than the artisan things made by two brothers on a journey or whatever other bollocks they think hipsters will fall for.
February 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Science tastes amazing. This is just a fact.
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If it's true that Brewdog is in severe financial difficulties and they may disappear, remember that you can always enjoy their flagship beer by pouring grapefruit juice into a can of Kestrel lager.
February 16, 2026 at 9:43 AM
If it's true that Brewdog is in severe financial difficulties and they may disappear, remember that you can always enjoy their flagship beer by pouring grapefruit juice into a can of Kestrel lager.
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hoof trimming day means humiliatingly bagging my girls. they are so heavy dear lord
February 15, 2026 at 6:47 PM
hoof trimming day means humiliatingly bagging my girls. they are so heavy dear lord
Please god, let the cursed touch of the leper lettuce make "it happen".
February 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Please god, let the cursed touch of the leper lettuce make "it happen".
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"Have you taken your break?" #smallprophets
February 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"Have you taken your break?" #smallprophets
Are they training it on the social media history of Donald Trump?
Elon Musk is “actively” working to make xAI’s Grok chatbot “more unhinged, according to a former employee.
Is safety is ‘dead’ at xAI? | TechCrunch
Elon Musk is “actively” working to make xAI’s Grok chatbot “more unhinged, according to a former employee.
techcrunch.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Are they training it on the social media history of Donald Trump?
How many lucky ladies will enjoy a romantic meal of Lidl valentine Nugs tonight? Who is the market for these? Emotional advanced young children or incredibly fussy adults?
February 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
How many lucky ladies will enjoy a romantic meal of Lidl valentine Nugs tonight? Who is the market for these? Emotional advanced young children or incredibly fussy adults?
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
TIL: The UK isn't a real country, does not exist, and somebody has been sending me fake voting cards for the last 20 years.
February 12, 2026 at 11:04 PM
TIL: The UK isn't a real country, does not exist, and somebody has been sending me fake voting cards for the last 20 years.
Eat real food, snort real drugs. A clear consistent message coming at you from the brain worm and its walking meat mech.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Eat real food, snort real drugs. A clear consistent message coming at you from the brain worm and its walking meat mech.
That bit in Interstellar where nobody believes the US went to the moon. This is how it starts. Rewriting science then rewriting history.
BREAKING: The EPA revokes scientific finding that greenhouse gases endanger the public health, removing a key basis for the climate change fight.
Live updates: Trump's EPA revokes scientific finding that underpinned US fight against climate change
The Trump administration revoked a scientific finding at the center of U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, a significant rollback of regulations.
bit.ly
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
That bit in Interstellar where nobody believes the US went to the moon. This is how it starts. Rewriting science then rewriting history.
6th grade maths is beyond this imbecile.
Trump on drug prices: "They're coming down by 500, 600, 700 percent ... numbers nobody ever thought possible"
February 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
6th grade maths is beyond this imbecile.
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breaking: elon musk says tesla will build the hoverboards from back to the future 2 “within ten years”; “my cousin went on holiday to america and had a go on one”, said the maverick billionaire, “but they’re illegal over here”
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
breaking: elon musk says tesla will build the hoverboards from back to the future 2 “within ten years”; “my cousin went on holiday to america and had a go on one”, said the maverick billionaire, “but they’re illegal over here”
A passion for the ordinary. A reminder of why we used to love the internet.
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
A passion for the ordinary. A reminder of why we used to love the internet.
To be fair, there's more chance Musk will pull this off than any single human on Earth thinking Elon is cool.
insane to be reporting this stuff with a straight face. like what are we doing here man
February 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
To be fair, there's more chance Musk will pull this off than any single human on Earth thinking Elon is cool.