planetmatt
@planetmatt.bsky.social
Here for photos of your dog, your lunch, and to escape Musk's hellscape of sycophantic blue tick simpletons.
I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.
I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.
I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
Labour don't want trans people to have toilets, disabled people to have nice cars, or asylum seekers to own jewelry. They really are leaning into this performative cruelty thing. Absolutely contemptible, using the most marginalised in society as political pawns.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Labour don't want trans people to have toilets, disabled people to have nice cars, or asylum seekers to own jewelry. They really are leaning into this performative cruelty thing. Absolutely contemptible, using the most marginalised in society as political pawns.
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My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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Timeline cleanser.
The Raccoons Theme Song Run With Us Music Video.avi
YouTube video by mrydeuk
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Timeline cleanser.
When you have to spend billions and boil oceans because you're a witless loser who has never made anybody laugh at a party. Beyond tragic.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
When you have to spend billions and boil oceans because you're a witless loser who has never made anybody laugh at a party. Beyond tragic.
This CANNOT be a thing.
There was a brief but weird trend at my high school of girls wearing lizards as earrings. Like. Live, unharmed, wild lizards. You just catch one and pick it up and wave a finger a bit and then hold it to your earlobe and they’ll bite and dangle all day. I do not recommend this but. it was a thing
The alligator lizard promptly bit the shit out of my finger.
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This CANNOT be a thing.
How the Twitter Sausage is made.
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
How the Twitter Sausage is made.
One day, we'll invent plates.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
One day, we'll invent plates.
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This is how I look at my tea when mums made me a toad in the hole.
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is how I look at my tea when mums made me a toad in the hole.
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
he never looks at JD that way
Outstanding. Musk has outdone himself this time. Bet he guzzles it fresh from the "tap".
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Outstanding. Musk has outdone himself this time. Bet he guzzles it fresh from the "tap".
Extreme wealth tax required to help the mental health of these poor poor people.
The fear of not having enough money is familiar. But there’s a quieter struggle at the top: feeling uncomfortable with having too much, says money psychotherapist Vicky Reynal ⬇️
Why my ultra-rich clients are ashamed of their wealth
www.thetimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Extreme wealth tax required to help the mental health of these poor poor people.
The UK has lost its damn mind. Small Boat derangement syndrome is rotting minds.
It’s the exclusive everyone wanted, the story that will win next year’s Pulitzer…
I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
The UK has lost its damn mind. Small Boat derangement syndrome is rotting minds.
Imagine being one of the richest people in the world but you choose to spend your days writing cringe LLM guardrail rules to deny the reality that you're a mid intelligence doughy little bitch and terrible father.
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Imagine being one of the richest people in the world but you choose to spend your days writing cringe LLM guardrail rules to deny the reality that you're a mid intelligence doughy little bitch and terrible father.
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Confiscating jewellery from survivors of a war zone makes you look like a fucking Nazi. And the obscene thing is, that is the intention. It's there to look appropriately harsh. Indecent. Filthy. A moral stain. And no-one of good character would have ever proposed such a thing in the first place.
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Confiscating jewellery from survivors of a war zone makes you look like a fucking Nazi. And the obscene thing is, that is the intention. It's there to look appropriately harsh. Indecent. Filthy. A moral stain. And no-one of good character would have ever proposed such a thing in the first place.
Consider, Epstein, an actual peadophile claimed Donald Trump was the worst person he knew. What an endorsement.
U.S. lawmakers have released thousands of documents connected to Epstein, a convicted sex offender.
Donald Trump Impeachment Chances Surge Amid Epstein Revelations
www.newsweek.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Consider, Epstein, an actual peadophile claimed Donald Trump was the worst person he knew. What an endorsement.
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BLAST OFF SOUR CORE | THE FINALS
'Enter a sour-apple flavored section of Bernal with your tuned-up CL-40, Jump Pad and Evasive Dash and take to the skies.'
#TheFinals #ReachtheFinals
youtu.be/ULFMhdpFXRE?...
'Enter a sour-apple flavored section of Bernal with your tuned-up CL-40, Jump Pad and Evasive Dash and take to the skies.'
#TheFinals #ReachtheFinals
youtu.be/ULFMhdpFXRE?...
BLAST OFF SOUR CORE | THE FINALS
YouTube video by THE FINALS
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
BLAST OFF SOUR CORE | THE FINALS
'Enter a sour-apple flavored section of Bernal with your tuned-up CL-40, Jump Pad and Evasive Dash and take to the skies.'
#TheFinals #ReachtheFinals
youtu.be/ULFMhdpFXRE?...
'Enter a sour-apple flavored section of Bernal with your tuned-up CL-40, Jump Pad and Evasive Dash and take to the skies.'
#TheFinals #ReachtheFinals
youtu.be/ULFMhdpFXRE?...
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Hahahaah.... SHUT UP!
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hahahaah.... SHUT UP!
Bad news lads, the robot overlords have achieved Jamie Oliver levels of professional cooking.
HIGNFY shared a YT clip on Friday's edition and it's easily the most that show has made me laugh in decades - I was roaring and covered in tears on the third rewatch 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Bad news lads, the robot overlords have achieved Jamie Oliver levels of professional cooking.
Why did they train a robot to walk in the style of Joe Biden?
when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why did they train a robot to walk in the style of Joe Biden?
The people celebrating Trump's "genius" 50 year mortgage plan are also the same people who buy into the, "you will own nothing and be happy", conspiracy meme, but their feeble minds operate with such cognitive dissonance that they will never make this connection.
‘Band-aid,’ ‘distraction’: Experts slam Pulte, Trump 50-year mortgage idea
‘Band-aid,’ ‘distraction’: Experts slam Pulte, Trump 50-year mortgage idea
The proposal comes after Trump directed Pulte to leverage Fannie and Freddie to ramp up the country’s stalled housing production.
dlvr.it
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The people celebrating Trump's "genius" 50 year mortgage plan are also the same people who buy into the, "you will own nothing and be happy", conspiracy meme, but their feeble minds operate with such cognitive dissonance that they will never make this connection.
GB News, bunch of dickless quislings.
Why can't the BBC just be more impartial towards President Trump, like GB News, says Nigel Farage.
GB News:
GB News:
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
GB News, bunch of dickless quislings.
When you're too fash even for the OG Nazis.
Less Germans moving to US since Trump's inauguration, official data show reut.rs/4oAg0rE
Less Germans moving to US since Trump's inauguration, official data show
The number of people moving from Germany to the United States dropped sharply in 2025 following the start of President Donald Trump's second term, official data showed on Monday.
reut.rs
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 AM
When you're too fash even for the OG Nazis.