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Lost author. Angry poet.
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Please never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Just saw a kingfisher for the first time ever! 💙
January 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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Solidarity with the scared/depressed people but also this IS a good checklist sadly
Before posting dogshit through our collective digital letterbox, ask yourself some questions:

- is this vital news that people should be aware of?
- is this funny and will bring entertainment value?
- am I only doing this because it annoyed/depressed/scared me and I want others to feel the same?
January 11, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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Before posting dogshit through our collective digital letterbox, ask yourself some questions:

- is this vital news that people should be aware of?
- is this funny and will bring entertainment value?
- am I only doing this because it annoyed/depressed/scared me and I want others to feel the same?
January 11, 2026 at 8:31 AM
@castaignede.bsky.social Just did the Snoopy trail after you mentioned it the other day. So cute and such fun!
January 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I can’t read the word ‘gaberdine’ without thinking of the wonderful Simon & Garfunkel lyric, “She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy”, which was one of my Mum’s favourites and she would sing along with gusto.
January 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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"Is it me? Am *I* the problem?"
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Finally started using my beautiful candle holder from @saskiadanielceramics.com
Did get a pair but so pretty that I decided to send one on as a Christmas present.
The tiny tapered candle is from St Eval candles and smells lovely 🕯️
January 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Why is Little Mouse dressed like the Secret Traitor?
Wrong

Instead we should be asking:
Why did the Secret Traitor dress like Little Mouse?
January 9, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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Also Friday Fledglings has a mascot called Little Mouse, and we really need you to meet him
January 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Each Friday morning in the school term, our wholesomeness level goes off the charts as we welcome our under 5s group, Friday Fledglings.

On our blog, hear from Fledglings leader Charlotte about what a typical Fledglings morning involves, and how to get involved.

merl.reading.ac.uk/news-and-vie...
Discover Friday Fledglings at The MERL
Hear from Charlotte Allchin, who plans and delivers Friday Fledglings: our weekly outdoor learning sessions for under 5s.
merl.reading.ac.uk
January 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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My top tip if you discover that your bike has another puncture this morning, and you can’t work out where: first, remove the tyre from the bike. Then, fill a bath with water and, when it’s hot enough, slide in. Put on some music. Maybe read a book.
January 7, 2026 at 7:54 AM
@janjonesauthor.bsky.social Heads up, lovely, as I think you’re following. Not the real deal. Has two L’s in the middle.
Thanks to @philippa11.bsky.social for realising that the exit the lemming account is a fake. Goes to show, we can all be fooled. Reported it.
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Thanks to @philippa11.bsky.social for realising that the exit the lemming account is a fake. Goes to show, we can all be fooled. Reported it.
January 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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hmmmmmm
January 6, 2026 at 10:08 AM
The Utrecht morning rush hour in the snow did not disappoint!
January 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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la reine des neiges, c’est moi

tags : Mélenchat, #winter #meteo #caturday #cats
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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For the discerning cannibal
January 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
It is a stroke of genius to have the ‘actually speaking to customers’ part of your customer service department based in Newcastle, as nothing takes the edge of a complaint like speaking to someone with a lovely geordie accent.
January 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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Officialdom and their ethnicity questionnaires - after approx 10 mins on the phone with an official personage, I was asked for my ethnic identity. As soon as I said 'British Iranian' they asked if I could speak English. Hello, what language have I just been talking to you in for the last 10 mins?😳
January 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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It's 10 years since Cat Food Letterbox Day! Oh happy day!
January 2, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Heading back to London after almost two weeks of Christmas with my boyfriend & his kids. Longest time we’ve spent with each other since we got together over three years ago. This weekend is going to be hard…
January 2, 2026 at 10:07 AM