@profhedgehog.bsky.social
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hot-bones.bsky.social
Just found out I’m on the FBI Watch Later list.

It’s been like six months, I don’t think they’re gonna watch me.
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thenatewolf.bsky.social
Saw a video called "How The World's Strongest Anchor Chains Are Made" but I can't get that riled up before bed. I'll watch it before my next workout.
profhedgehog.bsky.social
If you're feeling zesty every spam text can be a writing prompt for your new creepy pasta.
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
do i experience toxicity on here? well let's just say i have thirty thousand followers and yet all of my posts have fewer than thirty thousand favs. have you ever heard of gang stalking
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partnardy.bsky.social
Congratulations to the vibrant reds, yellows, and oranges of autumn foliage. You have been awarded The Pimp of the Week
profhedgehog.bsky.social
They also love making everyone a soldier or fighter of some kind and then not being willing to ever draw a fight.
profhedgehog.bsky.social
Webtoons love forgetting the interesting part of their premise. "The princess is secretly a vampire"-Proceeds to do only normal princess things for 50 chapters.
profhedgehog.bsky.social
Me: I respect the hustle.
Wife: Thanks. You probably shouldn't.
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tkingfisher.com
I feel like Smaug and this post is the black arrow.
seldo.com
My personal timeline is full of autistic people trying to explain that there isn't more autism than before, it's just that we're better at detecting it, and there's nothing more autistic than hoping explaining something at length will help matters when nobody is really listening.
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mementomorty.bsky.social
Be the Mothman you wish to see in the world
an illustration that shows a caterpillar, then a moth, then The Mothman

text: GIVE YOURSELF TIMEA
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iamspacegirl.bsky.social
Hm so I’m getting word that the medbeds aren’t real but what about the human sized waffle iron I was promised
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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
does anyone have advice for being more assertive in situations like this?
Text exchange:

Sender: Hey this is Jake from doordash I'm on my way

Receiver: I didn't order anything from doordash

Sender: I didn't say you did?

Receiver: you're right i'm sorry

Sender: No worries be there in 5

Sender: *picture of front door* Let me in
profhedgehog.bsky.social
I understand many things, but I have no clue why crushed nuts are like 40% more expensive that whole nuts from basically every source.
profhedgehog.bsky.social
The existence of High Fashion implies the existence of Dark Fashion and Wood Fashion.
profhedgehog.bsky.social
The existence of High Fashion implies the existence of Dark Fashion and Wood Fashion.
profhedgehog.bsky.social
The worse I post the more quickly I gain followers.
profhedgehog.bsky.social
People in stone houses shouldn't throw glass cause it'll break and get shards everywhere.
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contrapoints.bsky.social
I’ve fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you
profhedgehog.bsky.social
I got a bump on my head and now I've forgotten everything I used to know about phrenology.
profhedgehog.bsky.social
Switching the salad fork and the dessert fork as a piece of provocative performance art.