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they/them biiiitch
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every boomer delusion about china:
xi: we have beaten you in economic/cultural might USA, prepare to grind social credit
boomer: noooo, our freedoms
reality:
xi: we have beaten you in economic/cultural might USA, prepare to pay slightly more for consumer electronics
boomer: noooo, our freedoms
xi: we have beaten you in economic/cultural might USA, prepare to grind social credit
boomer: noooo, our freedoms
reality:
xi: we have beaten you in economic/cultural might USA, prepare to pay slightly more for consumer electronics
boomer: noooo, our freedoms
Trump says China will not let Canada play hockey after they sign a trade agreement.
January 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM
every boomer delusion about china:
xi: we have beaten you in economic/cultural might USA, prepare to grind social credit
boomer: noooo, our freedoms
reality:
xi: we have beaten you in economic/cultural might USA, prepare to pay slightly more for consumer electronics
boomer: noooo, our freedoms
xi: we have beaten you in economic/cultural might USA, prepare to grind social credit
boomer: noooo, our freedoms
reality:
xi: we have beaten you in economic/cultural might USA, prepare to pay slightly more for consumer electronics
boomer: noooo, our freedoms
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commands for gamers
January 30, 2026 at 7:52 PM
commands for gamers
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Me: So, Mr. Franklin, is this the America you had-
Benjamin Franklin: Do you have any more “hentai” of this “Ushiromiya Natsuhi”?
Me: Maybe a little, sir, but she’s not a terribly prominent character in the source material. Most people feel inclined to draw the other characters.
Ben: Figures.
Benjamin Franklin: Do you have any more “hentai” of this “Ushiromiya Natsuhi”?
Me: Maybe a little, sir, but she’s not a terribly prominent character in the source material. Most people feel inclined to draw the other characters.
Ben: Figures.
January 30, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Me: So, Mr. Franklin, is this the America you had-
Benjamin Franklin: Do you have any more “hentai” of this “Ushiromiya Natsuhi”?
Me: Maybe a little, sir, but she’s not a terribly prominent character in the source material. Most people feel inclined to draw the other characters.
Ben: Figures.
Benjamin Franklin: Do you have any more “hentai” of this “Ushiromiya Natsuhi”?
Me: Maybe a little, sir, but she’s not a terribly prominent character in the source material. Most people feel inclined to draw the other characters.
Ben: Figures.
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THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: MAJORA'S MASK if Skull Kid turned Link into a Goron first
Happy Mask Salesman: You've met with an AWESOME fate haven't you. You look KICKASS
Link: Honestly I don't even want to change back
Happy Mask Salesman: You've met with an AWESOME fate haven't you. You look KICKASS
Link: Honestly I don't even want to change back
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: MAJORA'S MASK if Skull Kid turned Link into a Goron first
Happy Mask Salesman: You've met with an AWESOME fate haven't you. You look KICKASS
Link: Honestly I don't even want to change back
Happy Mask Salesman: You've met with an AWESOME fate haven't you. You look KICKASS
Link: Honestly I don't even want to change back
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When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.
Video game stocks are suddenly crashing today with the launch of Google's Project Genie as investors think games will start magically getting made with AI
➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...
#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...
#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.
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"AI is a tool of fascism" really needs to start being one of the primary talking points
January 30, 2026 at 5:22 PM
"AI is a tool of fascism" really needs to start being one of the primary talking points
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tbh dumbfuck investors getting away from gaming can only be good in the long term, good first step in 'completely doing away with the idea of an investor having any sway at all'
January 30, 2026 at 7:07 PM
tbh dumbfuck investors getting away from gaming can only be good in the long term, good first step in 'completely doing away with the idea of an investor having any sway at all'
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Nioh 3's really cool so far
Why the fuck did I have to unlock High and Low stance though
Why the fuck did I have to unlock High and Low stance though
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Nioh 3's really cool so far
Why the fuck did I have to unlock High and Low stance though
Why the fuck did I have to unlock High and Low stance though
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RGG PUMPING OUT THE VTUBER GRADUATION WHITE TEXT ON BLACK BACKGROUND DOCUMENT APOLOGY FOR YAKUZA KIWAMI 3’S LIGHTING, BUT NOT FOR THE PERSON WHO CAUSED PHYSICAL, EMOTIONAL, AND SEXUAL HARM TO MULTIPLE WOMEN
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE OF A COMPANY
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE OF A COMPANY
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 AM
RGG PUMPING OUT THE VTUBER GRADUATION WHITE TEXT ON BLACK BACKGROUND DOCUMENT APOLOGY FOR YAKUZA KIWAMI 3’S LIGHTING, BUT NOT FOR THE PERSON WHO CAUSED PHYSICAL, EMOTIONAL, AND SEXUAL HARM TO MULTIPLE WOMEN
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE OF A COMPANY
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE OF A COMPANY
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I did not know that did that to her after she goes bleh. that’s interesting
January 29, 2026 at 8:30 AM
I did not know that did that to her after she goes bleh. that’s interesting
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I understand dooming a little bit but if you're taking the 'Don Jr. will seamlessly slot into Trump's place when he croaks' stance that's beyond dooming and into 'literally chemically addicted to being miserable'
January 28, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I understand dooming a little bit but if you're taking the 'Don Jr. will seamlessly slot into Trump's place when he croaks' stance that's beyond dooming and into 'literally chemically addicted to being miserable'
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you see the point of art is to draw the woman as sexy as possible. As a weird looking bitch, your job is to trick people into thinking your type of funny looking could be sexy
January 28, 2026 at 11:22 PM
you see the point of art is to draw the woman as sexy as possible. As a weird looking bitch, your job is to trick people into thinking your type of funny looking could be sexy
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Bored as shit rn #TojiDisciple #AbandonMySon #ItMakesHimStronger #ParentingBeastMode #MySonLessThanGamblingMoney
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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dream jobs:
- book editing assistant
- ceo but im one of the good ones
- construction worker on the gigantic saw 7 john kramer (specifically working in the penis division)
- book editing assistant
- ceo but im one of the good ones
- construction worker on the gigantic saw 7 john kramer (specifically working in the penis division)
January 28, 2026 at 3:46 PM
dream jobs:
- book editing assistant
- ceo but im one of the good ones
- construction worker on the gigantic saw 7 john kramer (specifically working in the penis division)
- book editing assistant
- ceo but im one of the good ones
- construction worker on the gigantic saw 7 john kramer (specifically working in the penis division)
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In Defense Of Shoving All Your Toys Under The Couch
January 27, 2026 at 7:10 PM
In Defense Of Shoving All Your Toys Under The Couch
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Kevin Feige somehow did not understand the appeal of this
January 27, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Kevin Feige somehow did not understand the appeal of this
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lrp is funny but some people actually believe that, which is funnier
January 28, 2026 at 1:45 AM
lrp is funny but some people actually believe that, which is funnier
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i love watching ppl play terraria for the first time but god i swear it brings out so many stupid ass 10 year olds in the chat, bro's got a tin sword cant figure out how to build a house and people are telling him to start building arenas and prepare for the wof what the fuck are you talking about
January 27, 2026 at 4:19 PM
i love watching ppl play terraria for the first time but god i swear it brings out so many stupid ass 10 year olds in the chat, bro's got a tin sword cant figure out how to build a house and people are telling him to start building arenas and prepare for the wof what the fuck are you talking about
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how many Little Monkeys are jumping on the bed?
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 AM
how many Little Monkeys are jumping on the bed?