psiamnotdrunk
@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social
Malcontent Chicagoan by way of California 🛠️ Theatre Enabler 🛠️ Leftist Female Bisexual Over 40, that’s why you can’t see me 👻
Amen
A phrase I hope we leave in 2025:
Male loneliness epidemic
Male loneliness epidemic
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Amen
“We should lock up the unhoused THEY ARE ON DRUGS”
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“We should lock up the unhoused THEY ARE ON DRUGS”
Tracks for 2025, this is the color of my rage
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Tracks for 2025, this is the color of my rage
Subskoot and big ups to my fav Chicago theatre reviewer for getting the punctuation on our current production correct for once. Also the good review we like that too!
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Subskoot and big ups to my fav Chicago theatre reviewer for getting the punctuation on our current production correct for once. Also the good review we like that too!
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Been there
On this Giving Tuesday, don't be the nonprofit sending e-mails with this subject line 😆
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Been there
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For my Chicago neighbors, here's the petition to sign to oppose the delivery robots: nosidewalkbots.org
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
For my Chicago neighbors, here's the petition to sign to oppose the delivery robots: nosidewalkbots.org
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we got about a jar of giardiniera worth of snow in Chicago
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
we got about a jar of giardiniera worth of snow in Chicago
What’s the opposite of a tight five?
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What’s the opposite of a tight five?
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Snowy day at the corner of Clark and Addison. Good morning from Chicago.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Snowy day at the corner of Clark and Addison. Good morning from Chicago.
This feels like a Mountain Goats song if anything cc: @popelizbet.bsky.social
stalking a krazy kat balloon through the late 20s jersey hinterlands feels like the makings of one hell of a novel
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This feels like a Mountain Goats song if anything cc: @popelizbet.bsky.social
*rolls eyes into the sun*
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
*rolls eyes into the sun*
Make sure Darnielle sees this guys
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Make sure Darnielle sees this guys
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find someone who builds you up the way grok builds elon up
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
find someone who builds you up the way grok builds elon up
shirts
SHEP’S GOT SHITTS THIS IS NOT A DRIL
ignore the shop name they won't let him change - you want some anarchist oxen merch or a SORTA FAMOUS IN THE EYES OF THE LAW shirt demonstrating you understand limited purpose public figures from my fave trans man sheep and goat farmer , @neolithicsheep.bsky.social ! www.teepublic.com/user/goatlady
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
shirts
SHEP’S GOT SHITTS THIS IS NOT A DRIL
ignore the shop name they won't let him change - you want some anarchist oxen merch or a SORTA FAMOUS IN THE EYES OF THE LAW shirt demonstrating you understand limited purpose public figures from my fave trans man sheep and goat farmer , @neolithicsheep.bsky.social ! www.teepublic.com/user/goatlady
T-Shirts by GoatLady | TeePublic
Shop t-shirts, phone cases, hoodies, art prints and mugs created by independent artists from around the globe.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
SHEP’S GOT SHITTS THIS IS NOT A DRIL
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ignore the shop name they won't let him change - you want some anarchist oxen merch or a SORTA FAMOUS IN THE EYES OF THE LAW shirt demonstrating you understand limited purpose public figures from my fave trans man sheep and goat farmer , @neolithicsheep.bsky.social ! www.teepublic.com/user/goatlady
T-Shirts by GoatLady | TeePublic
Shop t-shirts, phone cases, hoodies, art prints and mugs created by independent artists from around the globe.
www.teepublic.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
ignore the shop name they won't let him change - you want some anarchist oxen merch or a SORTA FAMOUS IN THE EYES OF THE LAW shirt demonstrating you understand limited purpose public figures from my fave trans man sheep and goat farmer , @neolithicsheep.bsky.social ! www.teepublic.com/user/goatlady
These people are vile
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
These people are vile
Hot and based
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Hot and based
Hey that sounds good
Start working with labor
Start working with labor
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hey that sounds good
Start working with labor
Start working with labor
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This chipmunk came up to me and said “Chicago will outlive the federal government” what did he mean by this
October 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This chipmunk came up to me and said “Chicago will outlive the federal government” what did he mean by this
Bill Clinton let a near child get her life utterly torn apart on national television and we had to watch. I was 14 when Monica was being called a slut at 11:30 every weeknight. Fuck Bill Clinton.
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Bill Clinton let a near child get her life utterly torn apart on national television and we had to watch. I was 14 when Monica was being called a slut at 11:30 every weeknight. Fuck Bill Clinton.
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Biden winning only further proved former First Lady correct by showing that when a qualified man is the opponent they’ll make the rational choice but when you put a woman on the ballot they collectively shit the bed.
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Biden winning only further proved former First Lady correct by showing that when a qualified man is the opponent they’ll make the rational choice but when you put a woman on the ballot they collectively shit the bed.
Say it again LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK
No more cishet white men in any leadership roles for 50 years. Just as a palette cleanser. If they behave in the interim we'll consider letting them back in
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Say it again LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK
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keep my death threats in a special place called my mental palace
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
keep my death threats in a special place called my mental palace