psiamnotdrunk
@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social
Malcontent Chicagoan by way of California 🛠️ Theatre Enabler 🛠️ Leftist Female Bisexual Over 40, that’s why you can’t see me 👻
Sorry but sometimes it’s okay and we don’t know why either
Shoot your shot nicely I guess and go away if I make a face
Shoot your shot nicely I guess and go away if I make a face
you know how almost no one should be commenting on your appearance but like 1 guy in 100 is for some reason fine because he’s not a creep with it? i wasn’t on camera at work & mr 1/100 was like, “we don’t get to see your beautiful face today?”
still not over anyone thinking i could be beautiful.
still not over anyone thinking i could be beautiful.
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Sorry but sometimes it’s okay and we don’t know why either
Shoot your shot nicely I guess and go away if I make a face
Shoot your shot nicely I guess and go away if I make a face
The guy who wrote I Will Survive died?
(I’m so sorry, RIP Guy From Cake)
(I’m so sorry, RIP Guy From Cake)
Gift link for the other Xers out there: Greg Brown, Guitarist Who Wrote Cake’s Biggest Hit, Dies at 56 www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/a...
Greg Brown, Guitarist Who Wrote Cake’s Biggest Hit, Dies at 56
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The guy who wrote I Will Survive died?
(I’m so sorry, RIP Guy From Cake)
(I’m so sorry, RIP Guy From Cake)
They hate women. They hate your mom, they hate your sister, they hate you, they hate me. They always have.
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
They hate women. They hate your mom, they hate your sister, they hate you, they hate me. They always have.
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SOMEONE is about to win the Richard Spencer award for opening up culture war battlefronts they don’t have anywhere near enough support to maintain.
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
SOMEONE is about to win the Richard Spencer award for opening up culture war battlefronts they don’t have anywhere near enough support to maintain.
This AM cashier at Liberty Bagels on 7th Avenue caught me doing the Thriller Dance to Thriller and she said, charmingly, “I don’t know what that is but I’m liking it” and then I died of old age
years ago, after telling one of these stories, one of my kids asked me how we took pictures before we had cell phones
I found my kids' tiktok account where they secretly record me telling stories and count how many times I say "mind you this was before cell phones". It has a quarter of a million followers
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
This AM cashier at Liberty Bagels on 7th Avenue caught me doing the Thriller Dance to Thriller and she said, charmingly, “I don’t know what that is but I’m liking it” and then I died of old age
We did it
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
We did it
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Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
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Great politics should look like a party you want to join
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Great politics should look like a party you want to join
Bisexuals have to tell everybody when we see other bisexuals. We’re like Canadians that way.
Me: how many times have I told you this week that Billie Joe is bisexual
Him: A LOT
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Him: A LOT
🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Bisexuals have to tell everybody when we see other bisexuals. We’re like Canadians that way.
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LOL HA HA HA HA “OOP” SHE SAYS HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
LOL HA HA HA HA “OOP” SHE SAYS HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
lol I wondered if he got booed. I couldn’t hear because *I* was booing, alone, on my couch.
My license apparently allows me to record the BBC so.. (putting my license to full use)
February 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
lol I wondered if he got booed. I couldn’t hear because *I* was booing, alone, on my couch.
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"there is no time at which farfalle is uniformly cooked. i tested this 7 times because i thought i was doing something wrong. farfalle is wrong"
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February 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
"there is no time at which farfalle is uniformly cooked. i tested this 7 times because i thought i was doing something wrong. farfalle is wrong"
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“Boys aren’t raised to be men, they’re raised to not be girls”
February 6, 2026 at 1:10 PM
“Boys aren’t raised to be men, they’re raised to not be girls”
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We wouldn't need the Epstein files at all if people just believed women.
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
We wouldn't need the Epstein files at all if people just believed women.
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CHICAGOANS!!!!
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
CHICAGOANS!!!!
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
My queen!
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
My queen!
We in marketing hate it too. It’s cheap and the numbers look shiny to the bosses.
Try to put an ad in the Tribune. It’s our entire costuming budget sometimes. Reader too. Community calendars don’t exist. The League does what it can but their budgets are stripped to the bone too.
Try to put an ad in the Tribune. It’s our entire costuming budget sometimes. Reader too. Community calendars don’t exist. The League does what it can but their budgets are stripped to the bone too.
lifted from tumblr and posting here because holy shit this drives me insane
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
We in marketing hate it too. It’s cheap and the numbers look shiny to the bosses.
Try to put an ad in the Tribune. It’s our entire costuming budget sometimes. Reader too. Community calendars don’t exist. The League does what it can but their budgets are stripped to the bone too.
Try to put an ad in the Tribune. It’s our entire costuming budget sometimes. Reader too. Community calendars don’t exist. The League does what it can but their budgets are stripped to the bone too.
As somebody who spends her entire life skirting the edges of “do you like me? Are you mad at me?” in relationships…dude, you’re simping
These guys are all goddamned losers
These guys are all goddamned losers
Here is Peter Attia MD emailing Epstein’s assistant claiming he goes into “JE withdrawal” when he doesn’t see him.
January 31, 2026 at 4:30 PM
As somebody who spends her entire life skirting the edges of “do you like me? Are you mad at me?” in relationships…dude, you’re simping
These guys are all goddamned losers
These guys are all goddamned losers
“Cynical and ruthless enough” is a weird way to spell “concerned about protecting women”
The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024.
If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 PM
“Cynical and ruthless enough” is a weird way to spell “concerned about protecting women”
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Catherine O’Hara wardrobe polaroids from Second City, 1983. RIP an absolute legend & icon💔
January 30, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Catherine O’Hara wardrobe polaroids from Second City, 1983. RIP an absolute legend & icon💔
She was an absurdly funny woman who inspired a whole new generation of fans well past her 60s — she always looked like she was having the time of her life. What a goddamned woman.
a man and a woman standing next to each other with a caption that says i will go insane and i will take you
Alt: a man and a woman standing next to each other with a caption that says i will go insane and i will take you
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January 30, 2026 at 7:05 PM
She was an absurdly funny woman who inspired a whole new generation of fans well past her 60s — she always looked like she was having the time of her life. What a goddamned woman.
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Fucking QUEEN, fuck this noise
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Fucking QUEEN, fuck this noise