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psychronautron.bsky.social
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Hi-tech lo-life. Sewer dwelling mutante. Yung Lich. Paramutagen from space. The video word made flesh. The Hall & Oates of Javascript.
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I think we really need to thank Fred Durst for pioneering gender exploration in 2000 by identifying no less than 9 distinct genders

Ladies
Fellas
The People That Don't Give a Fuck
The Lovers
The Haters
The People That Call Themselves Players
Hot Mamas
Pimp Daddies
The People Rollin' Up in Caddies
February 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website.
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)
January 26, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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Seeing all these people logging back into their dusty Bluesky accounts
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
It's a bit wild how Microsoft continues to double and triple down on a "agentic" OS (a level of integration no one asked for).
Meanwhile, having switched to Linux still continues to be awesome. Just ran a major update while playing a game. It's actually a bit boring, and I mean that in the best way.
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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I am honoured to announce I’ve been appointed as a member to the Order of Canada. Thank you to everyone for the support! I dedicate this to my late Mom who taught me so much about history, local independent media & research. I know that she would be, like me, screaming with joy! #orderofcanada
December 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Remember if you reciprocate a NYE greeting before your timezone has passed the threshold this is a violation of time ordinance and you will be hunted by chrononauts.
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
2026 is going to be my year
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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me and the boys making the Yuletide bright
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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This is the evilest tree I have ever seen
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Merry Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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It's Parasite Eve ...
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Happy Christmas Steve to those who celebrate.
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
There's basically zero reasons to be locked into anti-consumer practices in software/media these days.
Linux/OSS and FMHY cover 90% of anything you might want.

Most Windows apps can be run without Windows. Most media can be consumed outside their respective apps (w/o fee).

Make em sweat IMO.
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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in another life I'd love to be an ephydrid taxonomist. big fan of their goofy little faces
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I don't understand why this isn't more common.
As a webdev, minimizing payloads is table stakes.
(I read the reasoning, I think it's overemphasized).
This should just be common practice, but it's clearly not in many games, I note during updates.
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
*laughs in linux*
December 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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the five types of shitposters
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Finally moved on from Bazzite to CachyOS. Gaming still works near flawlessly all the time, and now b/c it's Arch based I'm literally better than everyone else.
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM