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Still figuring out how I want this to be
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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yeah man
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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you can tell this was a sudden decision because they just put fresh mulch in his habitrail yesterday
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Today a vendor was trying to get access to a secure area in the facility I manage and while struggling to articulate why he needed access, he talked through a loud ass burp. My favorite part was that he acknowledged it by saying "I burped".
January 23, 2026 at 1:49 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social can you please remind me of the NFL postseason overtime rules?
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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This was an absolute banger of an invention.
December 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My landlord just had to stop by so we could sign some paperwork and after 15 minutes I realized I was sitting there chopping it up with my LANDLORD
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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By 30 every man should have a hobby that will kill him someday, an ex who internet stalks them, briefly considered moving to Philadelphia, multiple baristas who know details about their lives their own mothers don’t know, and a blood feud with a local politician
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A lobster watched me make this
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Jojo silwa for nyc mayor
November 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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"women don't like the vehicle" is going to be lodged in my brain's neocortex for the rest of my natural life www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Could we maybe address all the fucking coal first?
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Oct 6
The people who are most vulnerable to the hard-to-breathe air that comes with climate change may inadvertently be adding to the problem, new research finds. https://cnn.it/4pWQMoh
October 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Baaabee? Did your knob get smashed up all narsty?
September 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Cleaning to you can call me Al will have you feeling bulletproof
March 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Just found out my neighbor works at Trader Joe’s. He’s prob like “oh THAT’S where all the orange chicken is going”
February 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I think in terms of like being a creature that exists, bats are cool. They eat bugs, leave me alone during the day, and are excellent pollinators. HOWEVER, now there are some that live outside my bedroom window and I want to shoot them with a gun because they will not stop squeaking.
November 13, 2024 at 4:06 AM