Helli⭕️n Raiser
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Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting
I have never even *heard* of Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23 until today, but seeing how many people here are saying this was hilarious, I’m off to find it and watch it.
Was unfamiliar with James Van Der Beek, having never watched Dawson's Creek (I never watched Gilmore Girls in its initial run either, my bad). But damn he was hilarious on Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23. That show was underrated, so was he. Rest In Peace.
February 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I have never even *heard* of Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23 until today, but seeing how many people here are saying this was hilarious, I’m off to find it and watch it.
If you’re old enough to have watched Dawson’s Creek, you need a colonoscopy. Do it for this guy.
What a tragedy. RIP. www.nbcnews.com/news/obituar...
What a tragedy. RIP. www.nbcnews.com/news/obituar...
James Van Der Beek, 'Dawson's Creek' and 'Varsity Blues' star, dies at 48
The actor was diagnosed with stage 3 colorectal cancer in November 2024.
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
If you’re old enough to have watched Dawson’s Creek, you need a colonoscopy. Do it for this guy.
What a tragedy. RIP. www.nbcnews.com/news/obituar...
What a tragedy. RIP. www.nbcnews.com/news/obituar...
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
Nancy Mace lands blow on Trump official over Epstein revelation: ‘I wouldn’t have lunch with a pedophile’ trib.al/WZMB9Gd
Nancy Mace: ‘I wouldn’t have lunch with a pedophile’
Republican highlights Trump administration's support for figures who met Epstein – even after his conviction
trib.al
February 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
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Officer, I'd like to report an Aggravated Spanishing
Alford: "On Bad Bunny - we're still investigating. There's info out about the lyrics. I don't speak fluent Spanish, but if it's true what was said on natl TV, we have a lot of Qs for entities that broadcast it & we'll be talking w/ the FCC. This could be worse than the Janet wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Officer, I'd like to report an Aggravated Spanishing
Jobs report gonna be brutal, but of course, this is a good thing!
“We have always been at war with Eastasia” 😵💫
“We have always been at war with Eastasia” 😵💫
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Jobs report gonna be brutal, but of course, this is a good thing!
“We have always been at war with Eastasia” 😵💫
“We have always been at war with Eastasia” 😵💫
Don’t take your focus off Minneapolis
Another classic post-Homan day where around school dismissal time we get a flurry of ICE vehicles all across our neighborhoods. Today one vehicle led an observer to their own home and pointed at it. This is a sick game to them, but we won’t be intimidated and we won’t stop until DHS is abolished.
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Don’t take your focus off Minneapolis
Why do I keep seeing 90s nostalgia on backgrounds that are straight out of the 80s? The Gen Z graphic designers are so wrong for this lol
Figure skating asked Gen Z ice dancers to show ‘the essence of the 1990s.’ They responded with the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. on.wsj.com/3O4jANk
The ’90s Have Crashed the Olympics to Make the Entire World Feel Old
Figure skating asked Gen Z ice dancers to show ‘the essence of the 1990s.’ They responded with the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys.
on.wsj.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Why do I keep seeing 90s nostalgia on backgrounds that are straight out of the 80s? The Gen Z graphic designers are so wrong for this lol
I’m SCREAMING 😂😂😂
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I’m SCREAMING 😂😂😂
if you’re not following Ken Jennings you really should be
wishing a very sad Sunday to all Patriots fans. sorry to this guy.
February 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
if you’re not following Ken Jennings you really should be
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happy Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
happy Super Bowl
Peak 2026: billionaire having public slap fights over who’s the bigger pedo
FBI documents show tech billionaires Reid Hoffman and Elon Musk exchanging friendly messages with Jeffrey Epstein long after his Florida conviction.
Epstein Island Emails Reignite Feud Between Elon Musk and Reid Hoffman
FBI documents show both tech billionaires exchanging friendly messages with Jeffrey Epstein long after his Florida conviction.
on.wsj.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Peak 2026: billionaire having public slap fights over who’s the bigger pedo
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
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Mariah Carey looks like she took 15 Xanaxes and sounds like someone else is singing for her
February 7, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Mariah Carey looks like she took 15 Xanaxes and sounds like someone else is singing for her
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missed opportunity for Vance, not working the booing crowd like a wrestling heel.
February 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
missed opportunity for Vance, not working the booing crowd like a wrestling heel.
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Anyone want two tickets to see Daniel Donato tonight in Portland? Can’t make the show, happy to send along to someone who will enjoy.
February 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Anyone want two tickets to see Daniel Donato tonight in Portland? Can’t make the show, happy to send along to someone who will enjoy.
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
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February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.
Something I learned about Bluesky recently is there’s a *lot* of wrestling fans.
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Something I learned about Bluesky recently is there’s a *lot* of wrestling fans.
Can I just say, I made this exact point yesterday on his other thread and some unhinged user called me a cunt over a half dozen times, also a bitch, and told me that I should eat a bag of dicks.
My crime? Not being empathetic enough.
Stunning cognitive dissonance.
My crime? Not being empathetic enough.
Stunning cognitive dissonance.
A bizarre number of people have stepped up to defend Julie Le. What you see in that transcript is an attorney who chose to do evil work—deporting people for ICE then moving over to DOJ in early Jan. specifically to fight these habeas petitions—being called to the carpet. She's desperate, not heroic.
If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can:
drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Can I just say, I made this exact point yesterday on his other thread and some unhinged user called me a cunt over a half dozen times, also a bitch, and told me that I should eat a bag of dicks.
My crime? Not being empathetic enough.
Stunning cognitive dissonance.
My crime? Not being empathetic enough.
Stunning cognitive dissonance.
This is amazing. Read comments
Nancy Mace has an auto responder for comments containing the word “drugs”.
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
This is amazing. Read comments