Helli⭕️n Raiser
raisinghellions.bsky.social
Helli⭕️n Raiser
@raisinghellions.bsky.social
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28 years ago today.
Pretty much same
Who do I complain to about me? Because quite frankly, I'm doing a horrible job.
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
28 years ago today.
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This banger right here

The Lassie section 🤣 love these clowns
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Respond with the same actor as a hero and villain.
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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An all time classic World Series. It’s a shame someone had to lose.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Whew the chompers in here are wild tonight
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Can’t wait
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Tomorrow is my second-ever BMFS show and stoke is HIGH!!

Is there a place online I can follow the setlist bc I am but a noob
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Happy Halloween!! 👻

Pumpkin artists from left to right: daughter, husband, son. Thank God my kids got my husband’s artistic talent and not mine.
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What’s more annoying than a 30 min+ tarmac delay?

A 30+ minute tarmac delay where the plane is making this sound the entire time
October 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
lots of good veggie side dishes here!
We all hate this shit so let’s do a thread of easy mains/sides you can whip up w low effort and ingredients mostly on-hand.

Since this is the time for using up tomatoes: cucumber tomato salad. Chop 1 of each, salt generously, rest to draw out juices. Add some balsamic, black pep, dash of mayo, mix
Tired of having to come up with meals every day
October 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Bubble wrap this man ❤️
No King but King Swiftie
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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[Exit King.]
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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83yo Paul McCartney with *significantly* more pyro than any of us expected.
October 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Ultimately, the death of US manufacturing is about this attitude. It's easy to say "buy american or stfu" because virtue signaling is free. But it's hard to actually sustain a business because many Americans simply don't want to pay what it costs to produce things ethically in this country
October 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
if the awkward sarcasm nobel emphasizes the awkward part, i’d totally win
nobel prize categories that should exist:

* music
* linguistics
* agriculture
* design
* short-order cooking
* acrobatics
* origami
* posting through it
* ice cream innovation
* awkward sarcasm
* cryptozoology
October 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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When the back stage staff do over work
October 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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if anyone is selling a ticket for 12/30 or 12/31 pls message me ❤️❤️❤️
October 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Doing what I do for every meteor shower … standing in my front yard looking up at the sky at nothing, like a dumbass
October 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I have loved Dolly Parton ever since I can remember.

I’m not a praying person but I know she is, so I’m praying for Dolly tonight.
October 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Character Zero just now going to commercial in the Washington-LA game. Jake Jolly back on his bullshit 😁
October 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I hope Cassie Ventura frames a massive print of the second sketch to hang in her house, and I hope she smiles every time she sees it.
The sketch artist at the Sean combs sentencing today really did historic work here!
October 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM