Helli⭕️n Raiser
raisinghellions.bsky.social
Helli⭕️n Raiser
@raisinghellions.bsky.social
don’t follow me this is a phish account
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day
February 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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Officer, I'd like to report an Aggravated Spanishing
Alford: "On Bad Bunny - we're still investigating. There's info out about the lyrics. I don't speak fluent Spanish, but if it's true what was said on natl TV, we have a lot of Qs for entities that broadcast it & we'll be talking w/ the FCC. This could be worse than the Janet wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Jobs report gonna be brutal, but of course, this is a good thing!

“We have always been at war with Eastasia” 😵‍💫
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Don’t take your focus off Minneapolis
Another classic post-Homan day where around school dismissal time we get a flurry of ICE vehicles all across our neighborhoods. Today one vehicle led an observer to their own home and pointed at it. This is a sick game to them, but we won’t be intimidated and we won’t stop until DHS is abolished.
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Why do I keep seeing 90s nostalgia on backgrounds that are straight out of the 80s? The Gen Z graphic designers are so wrong for this lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I’m SCREAMING 😂😂😂
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
if you’re not following Ken Jennings you really should be
wishing a very sad Sunday to all Patriots fans. sorry to this guy.
February 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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happy Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Peak 2026: billionaire having public slap fights over who’s the bigger pedo
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Mariah Carey looks like she took 15 Xanaxes and sounds like someone else is singing for her
February 7, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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missed opportunity for Vance, not working the booing crowd like a wrestling heel.
February 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Anyone want two tickets to see Daniel Donato tonight in Portland? Can’t make the show, happy to send along to someone who will enjoy.
February 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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the inbox has been cloned and released

www.jmail.world
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Something I learned about Bluesky recently is there’s a *lot* of wrestling fans.
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Can I just say, I made this exact point yesterday on his other thread and some unhinged user called me a cunt over a half dozen times, also a bitch, and told me that I should eat a bag of dicks.

My crime? Not being empathetic enough.

Stunning cognitive dissonance.
A bizarre number of people have stepped up to defend Julie Le. What you see in that transcript is an attorney who chose to do evil work—deporting people for ICE then moving over to DOJ in early Jan. specifically to fight these habeas petitions—being called to the carpet. She's desperate, not heroic.
If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can:

drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
skill issue
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
This is amazing. Read comments
Nancy Mace has an auto responder for comments containing the word “drugs”.
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
If you can spare any quarters you found in the couch cushions, consider throwing them towards the hundreds of talented former Post journalists who are now without jobs.
We at the @postguild.bsky.social are raising money for the hundreds of journalists the Post just laid off. This goes to the people who are hurting, not the Post. Or if you'd rather, go subscribe to an independent journalist. Support is hugely appreciated.

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Donate to Washington Post 2026 layoff fund, organized by Rachel Siegel
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February 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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Jeff Bezos: [clears throat] DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS

Jeff Bezos: [turns off the lights]
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
this is a pretty deep cut but if you’re a 70s or 80s kid you might know it
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM