Miss Patricia Melt
@rdhesselbrock.bsky.social
Nerd, geek, horn dog, mother is mothering, it's giving, slay mama.
Discord: eternalsaturnrdh
Telegram: eternalsaturn
Discord: eternalsaturnrdh
Telegram: eternalsaturn
My bone also leaks liquid and i don't get a post.
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My bone also leaks liquid and i don't get a post.
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No one's eyelines match, lighting is often off, nothing moves naturally, everything has weird dead eyes, physics are often cartoonishly violent but without any consequences. Yeah, this is from the slop machine, aright.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
No one's eyelines match, lighting is often off, nothing moves naturally, everything has weird dead eyes, physics are often cartoonishly violent but without any consequences. Yeah, this is from the slop machine, aright.
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Wouldn't hurt I guess.
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Wouldn't hurt I guess.
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9.9 magnitude motherquake on the cunterscale causing mass devaslaytion.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
9.9 magnitude motherquake on the cunterscale causing mass devaslaytion.
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Get fucked, Chuck.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Get fucked, Chuck.
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I did my masters thesis on Shrek risk but in the Madagascar movies. My advisor made his name explaining the Madagascar risk in the Shrek movies. We had to have a dean physically separate us before one choked the other out
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I did my masters thesis on Shrek risk but in the Madagascar movies. My advisor made his name explaining the Madagascar risk in the Shrek movies. We had to have a dean physically separate us before one choked the other out
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I was already gonna have enough trouble sleeping tonight with the placement hearing tomorrow.
And Senate Dems had to go and piss me off.
I'll be lucky to sleep a wink.
And Senate Dems had to go and piss me off.
I'll be lucky to sleep a wink.
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I was already gonna have enough trouble sleeping tonight with the placement hearing tomorrow.
And Senate Dems had to go and piss me off.
I'll be lucky to sleep a wink.
And Senate Dems had to go and piss me off.
I'll be lucky to sleep a wink.
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I’m going to need people to understand the differences between an antagonist, a villain, and an antihero.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’m going to need people to understand the differences between an antagonist, a villain, and an antihero.
I wouldn't want to be a fundraiser right now. After one of the best weeks for them in years, finally people think the Democrats are in it to win it. And then before the week is even up, Democrats in the Senate decide to blow up all that goodwill for nothing substantive. That's gotta be rough.
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I wouldn't want to be a fundraiser right now. After one of the best weeks for them in years, finally people think the Democrats are in it to win it. And then before the week is even up, Democrats in the Senate decide to blow up all that goodwill for nothing substantive. That's gotta be rough.
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Just thinking about this scene today
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Just thinking about this scene today
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To go from having a sliver of hope last week — FINALLY — to this. Primary the fuck out of all these assholes.
Also, you can stop sending me 20+ requests for money a day. You’re not getting a goddamn dime.
Also, you can stop sending me 20+ requests for money a day. You’re not getting a goddamn dime.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
To go from having a sliver of hope last week — FINALLY — to this. Primary the fuck out of all these assholes.
Also, you can stop sending me 20+ requests for money a day. You’re not getting a goddamn dime.
Also, you can stop sending me 20+ requests for money a day. You’re not getting a goddamn dime.
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Fuck ICE
Easily several hundred people have packed into this plaza in Chicago's North Center tonight in response to ICE abducting a daycare worker early this morning.
This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.
This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Fuck ICE
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I just saw a post that said, “I don’t think the world is ready for my sexy moopsy Halloween costume. 😔” and I now have MANY questions.
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I just saw a post that said, “I don’t think the world is ready for my sexy moopsy Halloween costume. 😔” and I now have MANY questions.
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i made some really good penne with rapini last night, so me
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
i made some really good penne with rapini last night, so me
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Eat the rich. Redistribute the wealth. Sieze the means of production.
The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion.
The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion.
Read that back.
When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion.
Read that back.
When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
October 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Eat the rich. Redistribute the wealth. Sieze the means of production.
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October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/
October 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/
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Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if there’s a compelling public interest
Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)
Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)
Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
October 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if there’s a compelling public interest
Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)
Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)
Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
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"I am unable to contain the sexual appetites of my wife, Nicole Kidman" is such a straight problem, every gay guy out there is going "well bring in a pinch hitter then, you fuckin chode"
October 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"I am unable to contain the sexual appetites of my wife, Nicole Kidman" is such a straight problem, every gay guy out there is going "well bring in a pinch hitter then, you fuckin chode"
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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What a deeply weird thing to say aloud. Someone should check that man’s hard drive.
October 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
What a deeply weird thing to say aloud. Someone should check that man’s hard drive.