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remembersonly
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Software Developer, artist, lover of the weird, and backyard chicken enthusiast
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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 23h
This senile liar who currently occupies the White House does not remember that he was President on January 6th.

If you voted for this senile liar, and if you enable him today, you clearly are ok with breaking America. The ruins of our once great nation are because of you.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 1d
A 15 year old boy with autism went missing earlier this week

He was selling fruit with his family in Springbranch when he disappeared

They filed a missing person’s report & begged the public to help find him

Turns out he was in a Houston ICE detention facility

They kidnapped a disabled child!
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Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 1d
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
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Ziraphix Roads @ziraphix.itch.io · 1d
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a white chicken walking through the brush, a black chicken is out of focus behind her.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 2d
What was Rosie looking at?
A zoomed in portion of a picture that shows Rosie’s face. If you look at her eye you will see desire and/or rage
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tractorgoth.bsky.social
🦇Ash the Ninth🎃 @tractorgoth.bsky.social · 2d
You are a beautiful menace
Lilith the chicken a beautiful pheasant patterned gold hen with a large red comb nestled in the cradle of a hay net
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callissclan.bsky.social
Calliss Clan @callissclan.bsky.social · 2d
Meet #Bella & #Ringo, the latest additions to the Clan & #CallissChookChateau
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 2d
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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remembersonly @remembersonly.bsky.social · 2d
The plot of @nogodsnomayors.com
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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 2d
Men will run for Mayor and complete their term rather than go to therapy
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 2d
"What is it going to take before you drop your hate and say, 'Listen, the guy did the job!' I'm not running anymore, so you no longer have to do this whole charade. I turned the city around, folks—come on! ... Stop coming up with all of these creative ways of saying 'Eric failed.' Eric didn't fail."
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remembersonly @remembersonly.bsky.social · 2d
Your machine is going to be able to generate lies at an incredible rate and they will be your lies generated locally without the man listening in 😀
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mildmojo @mildmojo.bsky.social · 3d
I think about this all the time.
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Danny Cooper @dannycooper.bsky.social · 3d
Future generations are gonna be really confused about the etymology of “trumped-up charges”
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remembersonly @remembersonly.bsky.social · 2d
How is that different than normal ween? Do they have more or less spinal meningitis?
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remembersonly @remembersonly.bsky.social · 2d
😆 it’s the metaverse all over again.

I really wish this wasn’t a thing because it casts doubt on the very real picks
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remembersonly @remembersonly.bsky.social · 2d
Which season of Attack on Titan are we in?
a man in a crown is standing in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a man in a crown is standing in front of a crowd of people .
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remembersonly @remembersonly.bsky.social · 2d
Here is a good use of AI. I am fully confident that the Metaverse can continue on it's current trajectory 5x faster with AI :-)

Digging your own grave with a bulldozer

tech.slashdot.org/story/25/10/...
Meta Tells Workers Building Metaverse To Use AI to 'Go 5x Faster' - Slashdot
A Meta executive in charge of building the company's metaverse products told employees that they should be using AI to "go 5X faster," according to an internal message obtained by 404 Media. From the ...
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remembersonly @remembersonly.bsky.social · 2d
It was me, I needed this!
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remembersonly @remembersonly.bsky.social · 2d
Someone really wants me to share my breakfast
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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 3d
For those who need it.
A fake Magic: the Gathering cake titled "Chicken of Executive Function". Ability text reads "Dispel Malaise. You are granted executive function for one turn." Flavour text reads "You have been visited by the chicken of executive function. Stop scrolling and go and do one thing you've been putting off."
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 3d
I knew Fox News was theater. I just didn't realize it was a repertory theater that recycles actors for different roles.

You'd think a company that had to pay $787,000,000 for deceiving its viewers would be a little more careful about blatantly continuing the practice.
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remembersonly @remembersonly.bsky.social · 2d
Our Rhode Island red is the funniest about that. She can’t stand it if I pay more attention to another chicken
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comfybasilisk.bsky.social
Ada Basilisk, Haunted Doll VTuber @comfybasilisk.bsky.social · 2d
envy
The speckled black-and-white young silkie hen, Tarnished, rests on my right arm, eating treat birdseed from my left hand. Several rhode island red chickens (Eaglen, Big Dubs, and Apple) congregate around my feet, Eaglen and Big Dubs reaching up hoping to grab some while Apple pecks at what falls to the ground. The colorful hens Cream red Pirate are also nearby, as is the young rooster Chozo (though he is all but out of frame).
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remembersonly @remembersonly.bsky.social · 3d
We all know the story
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 3d
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SteelFox144 • 1d ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter I haven't read The Onion for a long time, but I wouldn't be surprised. The Left tries to take over everything. Upvote Vote Downvote Reply Share CookieMobster64 • 22h ago Did the left take over your failing marriage? Upvote Vote Downvote Reply Share u/SteelFox144 avatar SteelFox144 • 22h ago • Edited 20h ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter Did the left take over your failing marriage? Failing? My marriage failed a long time ago. It only lasted 3 years and that was too long. My ex wife was a hardcore feminist who blamed literally everything that didn't go her way on sexism. She went from having sex with me everyday to once a month, if I was lucky, the day we got married. She literally screamed at me anytime I didn't do whatever she wanted and wouldn't stop screaming at me for hours on end until I did it. She also more than doubled her weight in the first year of our marriage and informed
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halfironmum.bsky.social
Jane 🏊‍♀️🚴🏻🏃‍♀️🌻 @halfironmum.bsky.social · 3d
If there's one thing you can say about AI, it really makes you miss clippy
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emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · 3d
just watched a dozen people ask microsoft copilot experts their most pressing questions and those questions were 90% “how do i turn it off?” and “when i turn it off, is it really off or is it spying on me?”
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